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  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't.

    There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't know the joke was in base 3
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
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    Why do computer programmers get Christmas day and Halloween mixed up?

    Because OCT31 = DEC25
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    another Tesla

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  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
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  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    I was in my high school psychology class last week and we were learning about Pavlov and laughing about how stupid those dogs were.

    Anyway, then the bell rang, and we all went for lunch.
  • Mustgetbuff
    Mustgetbuff Posts: 267 Member
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  • dlveck
    dlveck Posts: 51 Member
    No idea how to explain this one because it was a teacher of mine who did this soo.. basically he used to work in IT. He used to get lots of calls to fix many stupid problems that people couldn't do (like rebooting the computer, connecting to a printer, plugging in the mouse, ect). To fix the situation, he started telling his co-workers there was an id-10t error and he is working on fixing the problem.

    ID10T
    (idiot)

    They left him alone once they figured it out! :laugh:

    Heard similar called the "H Double-I K" issue (Hell If I Know).

    Then the problem always exists between the chair and the keyboard. :D

    P.I.C.N.I.C - Problem In Chair Not In Computer
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
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    A woman phones the police to say that her husband (a computer programmer) went out yesterday to post a letter and hasn't yet come back. She explains that her last words to him were "while you are out, get some bread"...
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
    I was in my high school psychology class last week and we were learning about Pavlov and laughing about how stupid those dogs were.

    Anyway, then the bell rang, and we all went for lunch.

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  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member


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    ^lolololololol <3
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    Ya know, it's never the picture or the caption that gets me going with these. It's the resemblance between the cartoon guy and Nicholas Cage that makes me laugh. I picture him in "Face Off" saying this line.

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  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    No idea how to explain this one because it was a teacher of mine who did this soo.. basically he used to work in IT. He used to get lots of calls to fix many stupid problems that people couldn't do (like rebooting the computer, connecting to a printer, plugging in the mouse, ect). To fix the situation, he started telling his co-workers there was an id-10t error and he is working on fixing the problem.

    ID10T
    (idiot)

    They left him alone once they figured it out! :laugh:

    Heard similar called the "H Double-I K" issue (Hell If I Know).

    Then the problem always exists between the chair and the keyboard. :D

    P.I.C.N.I.C - Problem In Chair Not In Computer

    PEBKAC

    Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    Q: How do you know you've met an extrovert mathematician?

    A: He looks at _your_ feet when he talks to you.
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
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  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    A masochist said to a sadist: "Beat me. Beat me."

    The sadist said ...

    "No."
  • jstout365
    jstout365 Posts: 1,686 Member
    No idea how to explain this one because it was a teacher of mine who did this soo.. basically he used to work in IT. He used to get lots of calls to fix many stupid problems that people couldn't do (like rebooting the computer, connecting to a printer, plugging in the mouse, ect). To fix the situation, he started telling his co-workers there was an id-10t error and he is working on fixing the problem.

    ID10T
    (idiot)

    They left him alone once they figured it out! :laugh:

    Heard similar called the "H Double-I K" issue (Hell If I Know).

    Then the problem always exists between the chair and the keyboard. :D

    P.I.C.N.I.C - Problem In Chair Not In Computer

    PEBKAC

    Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair

    We call it a Wetware issue.
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    The universe collapses.

    No matter.
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
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  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    Copernicus and Galileo leave a bar after an all-night binge.

    Galileo squints up at the sky and says, "The sun's coming up."

    Copernicus looks up and declares, "We are so screwed!"
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    The physics graduate asks "Why does it work?"
    The engineering graduate asks "How does it work?"
    The accountancy graduate asks "How much does it cost?"
    The philosophy graduate asks "Do you want fries with that?"
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    Not really geek related but I found it funny so I thought I'd include it.

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    this is what happens when you try to break Newton's Laws
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
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  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
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    aww it's not big enough :( I have geek failed!
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
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    aww it's not big enough :( I have geek failed!

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  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
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    aww it's not big enough :( I have geek failed!

    Oh what a world we live in...

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  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    ha! thanx prettymiss!
  • aNewYear123
    aNewYear123 Posts: 279 Member
    Which is worse:

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  • mjterp
    mjterp Posts: 650 Member
    Have to bump because I am NOT finished reading/LAUGHING yet!!! Totally sharing with my kids....and it's so good I might even pass it onto my exes!

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