Geek Humor!

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  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    Neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink, gets its wallet out... but the barkeep puts his hand up and interrupts, saying:
    "For you, there's no charge".
  • nsimon24
    nsimon24 Posts: 115 Member
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  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
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  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
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  • EmilyJackCO
    EmilyJackCO Posts: 621 Member
    No idea how to explain this one because it was a teacher of mine who did this soo.. basically he used to work in IT. He used to get lots of calls to fix many stupid problems that people couldn't do (like rebooting the computer, connecting to a printer, plugging in the mouse, ect). To fix the situation, he started telling his co-workers there was an id-10t error and he is working on fixing the problem.

    ID10T
    (idiot)

    They left him alone once they figured it out! :laugh:

    Heard similar called the "H Double-I K" issue (Hell If I Know).

    Then the problem always exists between the chair and the keyboard. :D
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
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  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    Not really geek related but I found it funny so I thought I'd include it.

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  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    Bertrand Russell pointed out that there are two types of people - those who think there are two types of people and those who don't.
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Bumping to keep in my feed, will return later!
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Not really geek related but I found it funny so I thought I'd include it.

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    And I know I AM a geek because I avoided this exact mistake the first time I used a shotgun because of a book I read in the 3rd grade.
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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  • RainRedfield
    RainRedfield Posts: 597 Member
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    Letting my Geek Flag Fly here... A Firefox isn't actually a Fox... It is a Red Panda! :) "Firefox" is actually another name for it.
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • RainRedfield
    RainRedfield Posts: 597 Member
    No idea how to explain this one because it was a teacher of mine who did this soo.. basically he used to work in IT. He used to get lots of calls to fix many stupid problems that people couldn't do (like rebooting the computer, connecting to a printer, plugging in the mouse, ect). To fix the situation, he started telling his co-workers there was an id-10t error and he is working on fixing the problem.

    ID10T
    (idiot)

    They left him alone once they figured it out! :laugh:

    Heard similar called the "H Double-I K" issue (Hell If I Know).

    Then the problem always exists between the chair and the keyboard. :D

    I still use ID-10-T and PEBKAC to explain to my co-workers what their issue is.
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • nsimon24
    nsimon24 Posts: 115 Member
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  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    My favorite one ever (except for the Charlie Brown mashup...)

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    this just got me strange looks at work
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two, one to change the bulb, the other to hold the penis.

    LADDER!! I meant ladder.
  • Nikoruo
    Nikoruo Posts: 771 Member
    So, i'm in love with this room. :)
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
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    Whaaaaaaat? Firefox isn't a fox?! But why does it look like one??? Mind explosion.
  • Pirate_chick
    Pirate_chick Posts: 1,216 Member
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    Sheer hilarity!!
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • angelzxy321
    angelzxy321 Posts: 1,019 Member
    I feel so at home

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  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
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  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
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    Hell ya it's a better love story lol

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