Geek Humor!

maab_connor

a geologist, a physicist and a statistician went out hunting. they were all in the same deer blind, when along came a large, 15 point buck.

the geologist fired and missed by five feet to the right.

the physicist fired and missed by five feet to the left

the statistician yelled "I GOT IT!"

EddieHaskell97

A doctor, a civil engineer and a programmer are discussing whose profession is the oldest.
“Surely medicine is the oldest profession,” says the doctor. “God took a rib from Adam and created Eve and if this isn’t medicine I’ll be…”
The civil engineer breaks in:
“But before that He created the heavens and the earth from chaos. Now that’s civil engineering to me.”
The programmer thinks a bit and then says:
“And who do you think created chaos?”

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My neighbor's garage band is called 1023MB. They can't get a gig.

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There are only two difficult things in Computer Science: Cache invalidation, naming things, and and "off by one" errors.

miss_jessiejane

a geologist, a physicist and a statistician went out hunting. they were all in the same deer blind, when along came a large, 15 point buck.

the geologist fired and missed by five feet to the right.

the physicist fired and missed by five feet to the left

the statistician yelled "I GOT IT!"

:laugh:

angelzxy321

A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.

The physicist said "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed".

The engineer said "I think I've got a wrench in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong".

The programmer said "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"

madhatter2013

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jenbit

Ok so everytime I see one of the dodge avenger I totally want to do just like this Gif and add a S

Keto_T

Epic nerd humor!

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Prettymisssparkles

MissJacquelineN

Every freakin' day....

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BigBellyGoAway

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't.

madhatter2013

madhatter2013

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't.

Damn right!!!

EddieHaskell97

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

j_bark

I will spend the rest of the day in this thread.

coolraul07

Is it bad that I understood and laughed at EVERY... SINGLE... post above mine? I'll contribute later... promise.

madhatter2013

BigBellyGoAway

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

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BigBellyGoAway

The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Prettymisssparkles

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maab_connor

this was actually the winner of a science scholarship for (I think) Cal Tech. every year HS hopefuls formulate a hypothesis for alternative energy sources. this guy won and also found a new perpetual motion... theoretically.

madhatter2013