Mothers raising the next generation of jerk kids

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  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    If dad is fat and mom judges the food choices of others, what do you end up with then?


    Your standard family sitcom.
  • arains89
    arains89 Posts: 442 Member
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    My kids don't discriminate! I try to sneak in healthy options but they are kids. And they love McDonalds. :)
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    I like your meme

    This may have scarred me for life.

    If you've seen Pee-Wee's Playhouse you're probably already scarred. :flowerforyou:

    Current evidence may support this conclusion.
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
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    I like Jerk chicken...
    Jerk kids however are just a reflection of jerk parents.

    My kids love the cheap 2 for a dollar tacos at Jack in the Box. Sue me!

    Absolutely nothing wrong with your kids. Haute cuisine -- those Jack-in-the-Box tacos. I'll take four.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    All kids are jerks. The end.

    My little angel is an angel. She only eats organic produce and sh*ts rainbows. :mad:

    My experience with children leads me to believe that you are incorrect.

    YOU CALLING ME A LIAR #1?

    No, sweetie, I'm calling you delusional. There's a difference. :flowerforyou:

    :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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  • amberrea82
    amberrea82 Posts: 232 Member
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    My children are neither jerks nor fat. They are perfect angels. Thank you very much.

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    I like your meme
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,780 Member
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    If dad is fat and mom judges the food choices of others, what do you end up with then?


    Your standard family sitcom.

    well played.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    All kids are jerks. The end.

    My little angel is an angel. She only eats organic produce and sh*ts rainbows. :mad:

    My experience with children leads me to believe that you are incorrect.

    YOU CALLING ME A LIAR #1?

    No, sweetie, I'm calling you delusional. There's a difference. :flowerforyou:

    :sad: :sad: :sad:

    :laugh:


    I'm sure your kids are lovely.

    It's just a basic fact of the universe that children are selfish jerks by nature. The good ones slowly grow out of it.
  • _Calypso_
    _Calypso_ Posts: 1,074 Member
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    Oops.... I think I may have a couple of jerks on my hand. Now technically they don't "judge" but the "wonder" why someone would eat something. And in all fairness my daughter judges my son... she says it better to eat an apple - he disagrees and thinks ice cream is better. So... it comes and goes. LOL
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,069 Member
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    Hmmm...That does sound like me. Is he also mysterious and inscrutable?
    Man, I wanna scrute you.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    All kids are jerks. The end.

    My little angel is an angel. She only eats organic produce and sh*ts rainbows. :mad:

    My experience with children leads me to believe that you are incorrect.

    YOU CALLING ME A LIAR #1?

    No, sweetie, I'm calling you delusional. There's a difference. :flowerforyou:

    :sad: :sad: :sad:

    :laugh:


    I'm sure your kids are lovely.

    It's just a basic fact of the universe that children are selfish jerks by nature. The good ones slowly grow out of it.

    The better ones just hide it well. :wink:
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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  • HerbertNenenger
    HerbertNenenger Posts: 453 Member
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    oh oh ! What'd I miss? dangit !!!
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    All kids are jerks. The end.

    My little angel is an angel. She only eats organic produce and sh*ts rainbows. :mad:

    My experience with children leads me to believe that you are incorrect.

    YOU CALLING ME A LIAR #1?

    No, sweetie, I'm calling you delusional. There's a difference. :flowerforyou:

    :sad: :sad: :sad:

    :laugh:


    I'm sure your kids are lovely.

    It's just a basic fact of the universe that children are selfish jerks by nature. The good ones slowly grow out of it.

    Jebus, I just have one! One and done. Oven is now a playground.

    And she is a turd. I just like to make believe she's not.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    I like your meme
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    HOLY ****!! Really?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,643 Member
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    I like your meme
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    HOLY ****!! Really?

    same reaction here...
  • goldthistime
    goldthistime Posts: 3,214 Member
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    Mothers raising the next gen of sanctimonious *kitten*.


    But those mcnuggets are toxxxxxxxxic!

    The Hamburglar should be jailed! Ronald McDonald should be executed!

    I'm not sure what others object to about McDonalds foods, but I find everything to be heavily salted. One day you too will get old and start caring about your sodium intake. Enjoy your carefree youth.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    That judge the food choices of others......

    Dads too, we cannot single mothers out!

    I don't even know who my baby daddy is.

    Not it!

    Please PM me your phone number, the producers of Maury have been trying to contact you for several weeks.

    It's down you or Ennui_Miller or Derpes. Several others have already been crossed off the list.


    Are you experiencing the symptoms of Derpes?
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
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    Because obviously, fathers are irrelevant.

    Because women ultimately (and whether they accept or realize that responsibility or not) decide who becomes a child's father, yes, mothers have more say here.

    How's that again?

    Under all legal interactions, you gals control who you have sex with...(did i really have to spell that out?)

    Pretty sure it takes more than a sperm donation to become a father. Just as it takes more than an egg donation to become a mother.
    any idiot can make a baby.

    It's true! They even have reality shows about it... because that's what America needs. More reality Television and Pregnant Teens.

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