That one person who needs to use MyFitnessPal

LazSommer

I agree! The unmitigated gall of some people to use a free and open social medium in a way that makes them happy, GAH! Don't they realize how many precious minutes I have to waste either ignoring or complaining about them?

C'mere op...

What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

salembambi

all people on fb get are selfies and my self loathing

sunglasses_and_ocean_waves

You can tell the people who've never lived through a personal crisis because they're scouring FB looking for one. lol

sunglasses_and_ocean_waves

all people on fb get are selfies and my self loathing

Does that schtick work for you?

salembambi

all people on fb get are selfies and my self loathing

Does that schtick work for you?

schtick eh nice

Trechechus

I love reading my friends' fitness updates here and on Facebook. It's awesome. If you don't like it, you can always block the person and do us all a favour by taking your bitter self to the land of STFU.

SunofaBeach14

I love reading my friends' fitness updates here and on Facebook. It's awesome. If you don't like it, you can always block the person and do us all a favour by taking your bitter self to the land of STFU.

sunglasses_and_ocean_waves

all people on fb get are selfies and my self loathing

Does that schtick work for you?

schtick eh nice

Hun, I'm a cancer survivor. I don't happen to find posts of self loathing lighthearted. If it's not a schtick, please get some help. I mean that sincerely and with concern.

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seltzermint555

I know what you mean...definitely. What I get sick of is the posts about gluten free everything and then whining they haven't magically gone down eight sizes from eating gluten free pizza and cupcakes.

LazSommer

You can tell the people who've never lived through a personal crisis because they're scouring FB looking for one. lol

Self obsessed Facebook poster detected.

LazSommer

I love reading my friends' fitness updates here and on Facebook. It's awesome. If you don't like it, you can always block the person and do us all a favour by taking your bitter self to the land of STFU.

You seem a little bitter, there. Too many people blocked your Facebook updates? Time to go take another selfie.

kenthepainter

kids, gym, pets, totally don't mind, but sweet lord enough with the food pics , who cares wtf your eating , just eat it.
oh and selfies, I despise the selfies where they think your not gonna go notice its a selfie, ma please.............I can tell ur arm is alllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way under as you stare out your window and pretend your driving. :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:

LMAO *LIKE*

sweetcurlz67

I agree! The unmitigated gall of some people to use a free and open social medium in a way that makes them happy, GAH! Don't they realize how many precious minutes I have to waste either ignoring or complaining about them?

C'mere op...

What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

lemme make you a sammich... that'll make things all better. :flowerforyou:

LazSommer

I agree! The unmitigated gall of some people to use a free and open social medium in a way that makes them happy, GAH! Don't they realize how many precious minutes I have to waste either ignoring or complaining about them?

C'mere op...

What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

lemme make you a sammich... that'll make things all better. :flowerforyou:

Liking MLP makes you instantly gain 50 lbs.

AllonsYtotheTardis

I know what you mean...definitely. What I get sick of is the posts about gluten free everything and then whining they haven't magically gone down eight sizes from eating gluten free pizza and cupcakes.

I like you

La_Malfaisante

Maybe some of them are proud of what they achieved? Shredded bodies don't fall off the back of trucks, one has to earn it. As others have suggested if you don't want to see it take them off of your Facebook feed.

What he said

srslybritt

Pretty clear OP wasn't actually looking for a solution to his problem, but congrats on getting everyone's jimmies rustled.

LiftAllThePizzas

So they stop freaking blowing up facebook with their posts about the gym and pictures taken in the mirror flexing. Like I get it, you're narcissistic and love your body - good. Sweet baby jesus though nobody cares enough to get a 2 hour update on your quads.

I would say it's narcissistic to expect other people to magically know you are annoyed by something and adjust their own style of posting just to please you.

Collier78

I post what I want..even more so now that I know it annoys you...:devil:

ColeCake292012

I'd take fitness updates/pictures over endless chatter and photos of babies/kids any day of the week!

I'd gladly take all of those on Facebook over politics.

Clearly that is because you are a liberal who cannot stand to be DESTROYED by all the Young Conservative articles that are shared.

Hehe. :drinker:

QueenE_

OP, some do it for accountability. You do have the power to block, delete or unfollow a person's post. Facebook is not that serious.

UsedToBeHusky

I'd take fitness updates/pictures over endless chatter and photos of babies/kids any day of the week!

As someone who enjoys fitness and has two kids, I hate all of those equally. Maybe I should just delete Facebook.

This sounds like a good idea. I mean, seriously, you don't get to dictate what your friends and family post.

UsedToBeHusky

So they stop freaking blowing up facebook with their posts about the gym and pictures taken in the mirror flexing. Like I get it, you're narcissistic and love your body - good. Sweet baby jesus though nobody cares enough to get a 2 hour update on your quads.

I would say it's narcissistic to expect other people to magically know you are annoyed by something and adjust their own style of posting just to please you.

:drinker:

No_Finish_Line

i don't really get why its perfectly acceptable to be half naked here and not on facebook.... then my unlce comments on the shirtless pic and it all starts to make sense lol

Guns_N_Buns

Guns_N_Buns

All social media is these days is a place to keep in touch and humlebrag (more the latter, in my opinion). If you don't know what humblebrag is, look it up.

I've come to expect and accept that and honestly don't give two craps about it. The only time things get under my skin is during election and the Trayvon Martin case...lots of old buddies got deleted.

BlueBombers

So they stop freaking blowing up facebook with their posts about the gym and pictures taken in the mirror flexing. Like I get it, you're narcissistic and love your body - good. Sweet baby jesus though nobody cares enough to get a 2 hour update on your quads.

Actually, the people that bug me on Facebook are the drama queens that post cryptic status updates to try to get attention from others:

"Why do bad things like this have to happen to me?"
"I feel so alone"
"No one would even notice if I just disappeared"

Guns_N_Buns

So they stop freaking blowing up facebook with their posts about the gym and pictures taken in the mirror flexing. Like I get it, you're narcissistic and love your body - good. Sweet baby jesus though nobody cares enough to get a 2 hour update on your quads.

Actually, the people that bug me on Facebook are the drama queens that post cryptic status updates to try to get attention from others:

"Why do bad things like this have to happen to me?"
"I feel so alone"
"No one would even notice if I just disappeared"

OMG this! Or the very vague ones (my mom is infamous for)...like "OMG, he did not just say that ...DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT!!!"

No_Finish_Line

all you people are hopelessly uncool for still using facebook lol