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likitisplit

Tip #21-Dr OZ...Not always right. Do your research people. In fact, most of the time, whatever he says one week, he will contradict the next week.

Corollary: anything he says will be contradicted immediately by science.

deksgrl

Tip #20- Cauliflower can and will be used as a substitute for just about anything....

Only in the Matrix. Because.... chicken.

deksgrl

Tip #20- Cauliflower can and will be used as a substitute for just about anything....

#20 Cont- It will also make your house smell like farts and taste horrible--nothing like the real thing.

diannethegeek

I'm in.

Monkey_Business

Tip # 21 - Broad beans are not food.

Um Yeah Broad beans are food - Uranium is not food!

If Uranium is not food, What do feed a reactor? (Its humor folks, be gentle)

srslybritt

Tip #20- Cauliflower can and will be used as a substitute for just about anything....

#20 Cont- It will also make your house smell like farts and taste horrible--nothing like the real thing.

tegalicious

Tip #42 Squirrels like to eat lucky charms.

Monkey_Business

Tip #20- Cauliflower can and will be used as a substitute for just about anything....

#20 Cont- It will also make your house smell like farts and taste horrible--nothing like the real thing.

Two questions:
1. How does califlower make your house taste bad?
2. What does a house normally taste like?

????

srslybritt

Tip # 21 - Broad beans are not food.

Um Yeah Broad beans are food - Uranium is not food!

If Uranium is not food, What do feed a reactor? (Its humor folks, be gentle)

_HeartsOnFire_

Tip #20- Cauliflower can and will be used as a substitute for just about anything....

#20 Cont- It will also make your house smell like farts and taste horrible--nothing like the real thing.

Just to the cauliflower...I like everything else there...

srslybritt

Tip #20- Cauliflower can and will be used as a substitute for just about anything....

#20 Cont- It will also make your house smell like farts and taste horrible--nothing like the real thing.

Two questions:
1. How does califlower make your house taste bad?
2. What does a house normally taste like?

????

My house usually has a very pleasant, deep flavor with nutty undertones.

broox80

My beautiful friend (who is also a friend on MFP klq0587) posted this to my wall on FB. This scale can only give you a numerical reflection of your relationship with gravity. That's it!!! It cannot measure beauty, talent, purpose life force, possibility, strength or love. Happy Friday everyone!!!!

Although I have been victim of becoming a slave to the numbers myself, it is not the number that decides your worth!!

AsaThorsWoman

Fun thread. In.

EddieHaskell97

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RinnyLush

In because Friday. :happy:

Also, I have to add, I LOVE cauliflower. But I eat it AS cauliflower. If I want rice, pizza, or 'buffalo wings', I will eat rice, pizza, or 'buffalo wings', thank you very much! :drinker:

madhatter2013

Tip #42 Squirrels like to eat lucky charms.

Ya know I love ya and all but where'd you learn how to count?

rightoncommander

#1 Don't argue with people who think that muscle weighs the same as fat.

You might as well try to convince a flat-earther of the near-spherical nature of our planet, or a moon landing denier that it was easier to land on the moon in 1969 than to produce a convincing fake.

Having made the rule, and I believe it is rule number 1, I will break it this last time.

What do you think someone means when they say one substance weighs more than another? They mean that it is denser. What else could someone older than 2 possibly mean by that? What do nuclear physicists mean by "heavy water"? They mean water that, by virtue of having extra neutrons in its atomic nuclei, weighs more than the same volume of ordinary water, i.e. it is denser. Or are these PhD physicists ignorant of the most basic nature of the world around them, something even a kindergartener can understand?

Explaining slowly and carefully to someone that a pound of one thing weighs the same as a pound of something else is condescending in the extreme, and just results in two people thinking the other is stupid. Assuming that the people you communicate with have the intelligence of a mollusc is not the best way to make friends and influence people.

Why should I say "denser" to appease people who have a rigid and incomplete definition of certain English terms?

And I'm pretty certain you'd find a good correlation between the belief that muscle and fat weigh the same and failure to achieve fitness goals. Why else stick doggedly to such an absurd position, if not to rationalise another doughnut?

I think that might have qualified as a rant, but I feel better for it, especially since it wasn't aimed at any one luddite in particular.

madhatter2013

Just_Ceci

1princesswarrior

To my friend:



Great post!!

Zaftique

dapunks

In cause it's Friday.

salembambi

Go_Mizzou99

Tip #42 Squirrels like to eat lucky charms.

#43 It's Friday

MscGray

I think most NORMAL people comparing weights of different things use the same volumetric measurement to compare, otherwise by your logic everything in the universe weighs the same!

I feel like a pretty normal person....i wouldn't "compare" the weight of 2 things...I could observe that the volume may look the same but the weight will be different depending on density of said obects. But to "compare" I would have to have 2 items that weight identical amounts. This is why people should take/track measurements so that when they step on the scale and see no change, the may be able to see that they are slimming down though not losing weight. I dunno....just saying.

kethry70

In cause yay!!!

asdowe13

Tip #14 - yes muscle is heavier than fat.
Tip #15 - Tea and Coffee does count as water intake

Maybe I am not understanding #14. How is muscle heavier than fat. A lb of muscle weighs the same as a lb of fat?

Yes but 2lb of muscle weighs more than 1lb of fat.

And no I do not think you have understood # 14.

I think most NORMAL people comparing weights of different things use the same volumetric measurement to compare, otherwise by your logic everything in the universe weighs the same!

I suppose you may ask the question another way - is a 6 inch cube of muscle the same size as a 6 inch cube of fat?

Do You Even Logic?

tennisdude2004

Tip #14 - yes muscle is heavier than fat.
Tip #15 - Tea and Coffee does count as water intake

Maybe I am not understanding #14. How is muscle heavier than fat. A lb of muscle weighs the same as a lb of fat?

Yes but 2lb of muscle weighs more than 1lb of fat.

And no I do not think you have understood # 14.

I think most NORMAL people comparing weights of different things use the same volumetric measurement to compare, otherwise by your logic everything in the universe weighs the same!

I suppose you may ask the question another way - is a 6 inch cube of muscle the same size as a 6 inch cube of fat?

Do You Even Logic?

Do you?

madhatter2013

Tip #14 - yes muscle is heavier than fat.
Tip #15 - Tea and Coffee does count as water intake

Maybe I am not understanding #14. How is muscle heavier than fat. A lb of muscle weighs the same as a lb of fat?

Yes but 2lb of muscle weighs more than 1lb of fat.

And no I do not think you have understood # 14.

I think most NORMAL people comparing weights of different things use the same volumetric measurement to compare, otherwise by your logic everything in the universe weighs the same!

I suppose you may ask the question another way - is a 6 inch cube of muscle the same size as a 6 inch cube of fat?

Do You Even Logic?

Do you?

I do, I do

Rays_Wife

Tip # WHO THE HELL CARES:

DON'T BOSS PEOPLE AROUND PRETENDING TO BE THE INTERNET POLICE

kthanksbai