Hey bro! You a Metrosexual or a Spornosexual?

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  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    So... only men can be stereotyped? I'm confused by this use of "bro" because I call my lady friends "bro" all the time because it sounds stupid and hilarious.

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    ^da faq? The title says "HEY BRO! YOU A METROSEXUAL OR A SPORNOSEXUAL?" This thread is regarding 3 sterotypes of men, the average guy, the guy that cares about his wardrobe and personal appearance, and the guy that cares more about his body and personal appearance. There is now simply an observation that the spornosexual is different from a metrosexual, and there is a significant difference.

    Not belittling - but if this is seriously news to people then there is seriously a huge age gap in understanding, a lack of a college education, or you live in a very rural area - not saying any of that is wrong but I'd venture to say that is accurate.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    So... only men can be stereotyped? I'm confused by this use of "bro" because I call my lady friends "bro" all the time because it sounds stupid and hilarious.

    what+is+this+i+dont+even+abandon+thread_03e065_1841122.gif

    ^da faq? The title says "HEY BRO! YOU A METROSEXUAL OR A SPORNOSEXUAL?" This thread is regarding 3 sterotypes of men, the average guy, the guy that cares about his wardrobe and personal appearance, and the guy that cares more about his body and personal appearance. There is now simply an observation that the spornosexual is different from a metrosexual, and there is a significant difference.

    Not belittling - but if this is seriously news to people then there is seriously a huge age gap in understanding, a lack of a college education, or you live in a very rural area - not saying any of that is wrong but I'd venture to say that is accurate.

    If you are to represent sophistication and higher education...
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    lmao... 'in my opinion' coming from a marketing background I'm so curious about your guys demographic now. - I totally pegged this way off before posting this thread.. I thought I'd see tons and tons of "c's"

    Why do we need labels for everyone? - because people are actually not very unique - everyone feels special and unique and that's great but when it comes down to it you can be compartmentalized in little boxes and labels so advertisers can hit you up... 'in my opinion' that is why you have cookies tracking you and giants like Amazon and Google knowing exactly how to move you.

    Welcome to the times bro.

    No. We actually don't need labels for everyone. Advertising/marketing is a completely different subject. I'm sorry I don't need to label myself as something to feel unique. Are there other people out there that are possibly my doppelgangers, sure! Do I care? No.

    It's like you're trying to compare apples and oranges.

    Personally, I'd rather live my life and enjoy it, then sit around wondering what everyone's "label" is.

    the label would make you not unique man?! and if you don't care no one forced you on my thread... but I'll just take it as we got another B up in here. -_-
    Wow...because I disagree with you, I'm a b...

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    actually your a 37 yr old women...from SC, so this isn't remotely applicable to you...

    ^nothing wrong with that, just saying its not applicable.
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
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    lmao... 'in my opinion' coming from a marketing background I'm so curious about your guys demographic now. - I totally pegged this way off before posting this thread.. I thought I'd see tons and tons of "c's"

    Why do we need labels for everyone? - because people are actually not very unique - everyone feels special and unique and that's great but when it comes down to it you can be compartmentalized in little boxes and labels so advertisers can hit you up... 'in my opinion' that is why you have cookies tracking you and giants like Amazon and Google knowing exactly how to move you.

    Welcome to the times bro.

    No. We actually don't need labels for everyone. Advertising/marketing is a completely different subject. I'm sorry I don't need to label myself as something to feel unique. Are there other people out there that are possibly my doppelgangers, sure! Do I care? No.

    It's like you're trying to compare apples and oranges.

    Personally, I'd rather live my life and enjoy it, then sit around wondering what everyone's "label" is.

    the label would make you not unique man?! and if you don't care no one forced you on my thread... but I'll just take it as we got another B up in here. -_-
    Wow...because I disagree with you, I'm a b...

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    actually your a 37 yr old women, so this isn't remotely applicable to you.

    But I can still weigh in on new ridiculous words and labeling people and believe it's completely ridiculous.
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    So... only men can be stereotyped? I'm confused by this use of "bro" because I call my lady friends "bro" all the time because it sounds stupid and hilarious.

    what+is+this+i+dont+even+abandon+thread_03e065_1841122.gif

    ^da faq? The title says "HEY BRO! YOU A METROSEXUAL OR A SPORNOSEXUAL?" This thread is regarding 3 sterotypes of men, the average guy, the guy that cares about his wardrobe and personal appearance, and the guy that cares more about his body and personal appearance. There is now simply an observation that the spornosexual is different from a metrosexual, and there is a significant difference.

    Not belittling - but if this is seriously news to people then there is seriously a huge age gap in understanding, a lack of a college education, or you live in a very rural area - not saying any of that is wrong but I'd venture to say that is accurate.

    If you are to represent sophistication and higher education...

    *looks down at omega watch, and recent contracted painting hanging on wall* ... umm...yeahhh?
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    lmao... 'in my opinion' coming from a marketing background I'm so curious about your guys demographic now. - I totally pegged this way off before posting this thread.. I thought I'd see tons and tons of "c's"

    Why do we need labels for everyone? - because people are actually not very unique - everyone feels special and unique and that's great but when it comes down to it you can be compartmentalized in little boxes and labels so advertisers can hit you up... 'in my opinion' that is why you have cookies tracking you and giants like Amazon and Google knowing exactly how to move you.

    Welcome to the times bro.

    No. We actually don't need labels for everyone. Advertising/marketing is a completely different subject. I'm sorry I don't need to label myself as something to feel unique. Are there other people out there that are possibly my doppelgangers, sure! Do I care? No.

    It's like you're trying to compare apples and oranges.

    Personally, I'd rather live my life and enjoy it, then sit around wondering what everyone's "label" is.

    the label would make you not unique man?! and if you don't care no one forced you on my thread... but I'll just take it as we got another B up in here. -_-
    Wow...because I disagree with you, I'm a b...

    EjOEyAY.gif
    actually your a 37 yr old women, so this isn't remotely applicable to you.

    But I can still weigh in on new ridiculous words and labeling people and believe it's completely ridiculous.

    yep! you sure can! simply saying its not applicable to you.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Wait... wait... wait...

    So this thread is all about men who either care about how they look in clothes or how they look out of them?

    And this doesn't apply to women because women couldn't possibly have these concerns?






    :huh:


    :noway:


    :yawn:
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    Mark Simpson came up with Spornosexual and unless you willfully live under a rock you'd know he came up with Metrosexual.. basically a wetdream for people who work in marketing.

    Who is Mark Simpson?

    WTF is Spornosexual

    Metrosexual is one of the stupidest words I've ever heard in my life



    How about.... we just all be humans? And individuals? Why this need to constantly put people in boxes with a label on?

    "the rise of the ‘spornosexual’ - a social media- and selfie-obsessed male who takes cues on his appearance from sport and porn.

    While metrosexuals fretted over their wardrobes and their complexions, the spornosexual’s primary concern is his body. Still not sure where you fit in all this? Take Telegraph Men’s spornosexual quiz to find out… "

    - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/10891810/Quiz-Are-you-a-spornosexual.html


    lolz I'm surprised I have tons of friends that are metro and now I think a few are sporno but I'm glad there is a term for... on MFP I thought tons of people would be saying theywere sporno...

    :surprised:

    where do I fit in?

    I'm female.
    Awaits obligatory "kitchen" joke.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    So... only men can be stereotyped? I'm confused by this use of "bro" because I call my lady friends "bro" all the time because it sounds stupid and hilarious.

    what+is+this+i+dont+even+abandon+thread_03e065_1841122.gif

    ^da faq? The title says "HEY BRO! YOU A METROSEXUAL OR A SPORNOSEXUAL?" This thread is regarding 3 sterotypes of men, the average guy, the guy that cares about his wardrobe and personal appearance, and the guy that cares more about his body and personal appearance. There is now simply an observation that the spornosexual is different from a metrosexual, and there is a significant difference.

    Not belittling - but if this is seriously news to people then there is seriously a huge age gap in understanding, a lack of a college education, or you live in a very rural area - not saying any of that is wrong but I'd venture to say that is accurate.

    If you are to represent sophistication and higher education...

    *looks down at omega watch, and recent contracted painting hanging on wall* ... umm...yeahhh?

    Status symbols aren't proof of higher education.

    Boy, your ignorance is really showing... you might want to quit while you are behind.
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    Wait... wait... wait...

    So this thread is all about men who either care about how they look in clothes or how they look out of them?

    And this doesn't apply to women because women couldn't possibly have these concerns?






    :huh:


    :noway:


    :yawn:

    no... there are labels for women as well... sheesh I just said this. This THREAD is regarding TWO LABELS a METROSEXUAL and a SPORNOSEXUAL a SPORNOSEXUAL is a BRAND NEW LABEL that will be VERY VERY Popular over the next few months. This is BRAND NEW and it is APPLICABLE - did you see what my source was for this article? Did you see WHOM I said came up with the new term?! Women have labels - I did not make a thread regarding the labels of women because they did not just have a breaking news label came out.

    NO it is not applicable to you. Guys and girls have these concerns- we have different labels because we are MUCH different. There are very specifics in regards to what you actually are, and a women COULD NOT be either - its is not applicable.
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
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    lmao... 'in my opinion' coming from a marketing background I'm so curious about your guys demographic now. - I totally pegged this way off before posting this thread.. I thought I'd see tons and tons of "c's"

    Why do we need labels for everyone? - because people are actually not very unique - everyone feels special and unique and that's great but when it comes down to it you can be compartmentalized in little boxes and labels so advertisers can hit you up... 'in my opinion' that is why you have cookies tracking you and giants like Amazon and Google knowing exactly how to move you.

    Welcome to the times bro.

    No. We actually don't need labels for everyone. Advertising/marketing is a completely different subject. I'm sorry I don't need to label myself as something to feel unique. Are there other people out there that are possibly my doppelgangers, sure! Do I care? No.

    It's like you're trying to compare apples and oranges.

    Personally, I'd rather live my life and enjoy it, then sit around wondering what everyone's "label" is.

    the label would make you not unique man?! and if you don't care no one forced you on my thread... but I'll just take it as we got another B up in here. -_-
    Wow...because I disagree with you, I'm a b...

    EjOEyAY.gif
    actually your a 37 yr old women, so this isn't remotely applicable to you.

    But I can still weigh in on new ridiculous words and labeling people and believe it's completely ridiculous.

    yep! you sure can! simply saying its not applicable to you.

    And you don't think I didn't already know that? Why thank you for clarifying.

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  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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    Mark Simpson came up with Spornosexual and unless you willfully live under a rock you'd know he came up with Metrosexual.. basically a wetdream for people who work in marketing.
    I'm glad to see that living under a rock had prevented me thus far from hearing these terms or whoever came up with them.

    I wonder what has to be wrong with someone that they would take pride in being a walking stereotype.

    Is that a snake around your neck?
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    So... only men can be stereotyped? I'm confused by this use of "bro" because I call my lady friends "bro" all the time because it sounds stupid and hilarious.

    what+is+this+i+dont+even+abandon+thread_03e065_1841122.gif

    ^da faq? The title says "HEY BRO! YOU A METROSEXUAL OR A SPORNOSEXUAL?" This thread is regarding 3 sterotypes of men, the average guy, the guy that cares about his wardrobe and personal appearance, and the guy that cares more about his body and personal appearance. There is now simply an observation that the spornosexual is different from a metrosexual, and there is a significant difference.

    Not belittling - but if this is seriously news to people then there is seriously a huge age gap in understanding, a lack of a college education, or you live in a very rural area - not saying any of that is wrong but I'd venture to say that is accurate.

    If you are to represent sophistication and higher education...

    *looks down at omega watch, and recent contracted painting hanging on wall* ... umm...yeahhh?

    :laugh:

    That you think a watch or painting lend credence to the idea that you are anything more than a man who owns a watch and painting is pretty telling.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    *looks down at omega watch, and recent contracted painting hanging on wall* ... umm...yeahhh?

    You're a *kitten*, and probably very, very lonely.
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    So... only men can be stereotyped? I'm confused by this use of "bro" because I call my lady friends "bro" all the time because it sounds stupid and hilarious.

    what+is+this+i+dont+even+abandon+thread_03e065_1841122.gif

    ^da faq? The title says "HEY BRO! YOU A METROSEXUAL OR A SPORNOSEXUAL?" This thread is regarding 3 sterotypes of men, the average guy, the guy that cares about his wardrobe and personal appearance, and the guy that cares more about his body and personal appearance. There is now simply an observation that the spornosexual is different from a metrosexual, and there is a significant difference.

    Not belittling - but if this is seriously news to people then there is seriously a huge age gap in understanding, a lack of a college education, or you live in a very rural area - not saying any of that is wrong but I'd venture to say that is accurate.

    If you are to represent sophistication and higher education...

    *looks down at omega watch, and recent contracted painting hanging on wall* ... umm...yeahhh?

    Status symbols aren't proof of higher education.

    Boy, your ignorance is really showing... you might want to quit while you are behind.

    I couldn't have gotten the status I have now without the multiple degrees I got. I'd venture to say in these times, unless you are an extreme outlier or blessed even more than me you need a degree to be rocking an omega watch and to be dropping a few G's to have a painting contracted out.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    So... only men can be stereotyped? I'm confused by this use of "bro" because I call my lady friends "bro" all the time because it sounds stupid and hilarious.

    what+is+this+i+dont+even+abandon+thread_03e065_1841122.gif

    ^da faq? The title says "HEY BRO! YOU A METROSEXUAL OR A SPORNOSEXUAL?" This thread is regarding 3 sterotypes of men, the average guy, the guy that cares about his wardrobe and personal appearance, and the guy that cares more about his body and personal appearance. There is now simply an observation that the spornosexual is different from a metrosexual, and there is a significant difference.

    Not belittling - but if this is seriously news to people then there is seriously a huge age gap in understanding, a lack of a college education, or you live in a very rural area - not saying any of that is wrong but I'd venture to say that is accurate.

    LOL you think that this purile set of stereotypes sums up all men :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Go travel to another country and see some other cultures. Increase your life experience. Widen your social circle a bit. Maybe study some anthropology. Seriously, if you really believe what you're saying and you're not just trolling for kicks then you must be extremely naive and lacking in life experience. :laugh:
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    So... only men can be stereotyped? I'm confused by this use of "bro" because I call my lady friends "bro" all the time because it sounds stupid and hilarious.

    what+is+this+i+dont+even+abandon+thread_03e065_1841122.gif

    ^da faq? The title says "HEY BRO! YOU A METROSEXUAL OR A SPORNOSEXUAL?" This thread is regarding 3 sterotypes of men, the average guy, the guy that cares about his wardrobe and personal appearance, and the guy that cares more about his body and personal appearance. There is now simply an observation that the spornosexual is different from a metrosexual, and there is a significant difference.

    Not belittling - but if this is seriously news to people then there is seriously a huge age gap in understanding, a lack of a college education, or you live in a very rural area - not saying any of that is wrong but I'd venture to say that is accurate.

    If you are to represent sophistication and higher education...

    *looks down at omega watch, and recent contracted painting hanging on wall* ... umm...yeahhh?

    :laugh:

    That you think a watch or painting lend credence to the idea that you are anything more than a man who owns a watch and painting is pretty telling.

    ^i'm just really proud of both - took months of saving and pinching pennies. :)
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    Yeah, I'm an uneducated bumble for thinking posting a topic all about stereotyping men (which is done enough without crap like this) is not only asking for it, but just ridiculous.

    Why does it matter what we call a guy that cares about what he eats, looks like, or shares on social media?

    ETA: I'm for real abandoning this thread now, disengaging.