Looking for totally superficial, token friends...
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Only excepting spanish speaking people...0
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i'm a very low maintenance friend. add away!0
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I'm always looking for new friends. Feel free to add me.0
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Hell yes, I'm in.0
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Hey I like friends add me too!0
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People look at me and assume I'm superficial. Does that count?0
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I'm totally superficial, but not so sure how I feel about being a "token" friend.
A. of all. ^^ 10/10 would toke
number B. OP - So close! I wouldn't say I'm superficial but I am a little ficial, however I am much more of an interested philanthrope and a Tolkien friend.
Sorry man...
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You can add me only if you read Viz or speak Cockney Rhyming Slang.0
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You amuse me OP. Which is one of two criteria I have for sending a FR. But before I send you a FR please do me one favour; Use loose and lose in a proper sentence
Forget the OP, I want to be YOUR friend!0 -
Sounds like a match made in heaven, I have a friends list but really don't do anything with it0
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Sure, I'll accept friend requests, as long as I don't have to do much more than add a simple comment once in a while and just go thru my feed and "like" pretty much everything. Add me if you want, fine by me. I don't comment on what people eat or do, that's their business. I have trouble enuf taking care of myself.0
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accept my FR if you want someone that will be on here religiously for a couple of weeks then fade into obscurity for a while and then be back with a vengeance. and then repeat.
i will also post smart *kitten* replies to comments on your wall but give you no advise re food or exercise.0 -
You amuse me OP. Which is one of two criteria I have for sending a FR. But before I send you a FR please do me one favour; Use loose and lose in a proper sentence
Ha! Then demand that he use "their", "they're", and "there" properly.0 -
If I was to be snarky id probably say Heres a Burner Phone Call someone who gives a damn...but You made me grin and that means a lot on this all consuming karma eating, fitness sweat shop, oh look doctor here is my magical mystical do goody print out of all the crap I eat , and the mundane exercises I do each day in frikken 113 F AZ heat wave, but you did make me grin..me thinks there is mischief afoot , and pan makes merry among us...blessings0
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We can be superficial all night, Ed. Thank you in advance for not judging the amount of wine and chocolate in my daily diary.0
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In. The replies in this thread are scintillating.0
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You had me at "fairly disinterested misanthrope."
Me, too.
I can boost friend count numbers without being super involved. I just sit awkwardly in my MFP corner and never know what to post on anyone's wall.0 -
A "friend" who doesn't post on your wall or bother to read your diary and whatnot? I'm your man!0
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Hey...I am just grateful to know that there are other "friends" just as bad as I am...I was beginning to feel a little bad that I wasn't cheering on people for eating under their calorie goals or burning 25 calories for scratching their butt!
I don't feel so bad any more...not that I ever felt bad...I warn people right up front...sure I'll be your friend...Just don't expect much out of me...
I did NOT know scratching one's butt burned 25 calories. Is that per minute?
I do know that the energy expenditure for nose picking ranges from 10-35, dependent on how aggressive one is and how elusive the booger.0 -
I like the cut of your jib. Feel free to add me.0
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Why not.0
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I can be the friend who gets a little too excited about politics and regularly posts my opinion on a hot-topic issue almost guaranteeing a loss of 2-5 friends.0
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My heart is overwhelmed by all the posts within this thread. I never knew there was so much mediocrity and underachievement. We are kindred spirits. I am that girl who makes a half-*kitten* effort. I'm the mom who shows up to school wearing the same thing she wore three days in a row (hey, if it doesn't stand up on its own in the corner, its fine). I'm the friend who purposely calls you when I know you can't take my call because really, I don't want to talk, I just need to fulfill my obligation. I raise my glass of Crystal Light and vodka (yes, I tracked it) to all of you.0
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This place really needs a "like" button. I didn't want to make the effort to say this, but holy hell.....this thread has been a great read!1
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hahaha. feel free to friend me you can scoff to yourself at how much coffee creamer I use on the daily and in return, I promise to thumbs-up half of the stuff that shows up on my feed0
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As somewhat of an introvert, I'd consider you a perfect friend. Feel free to add me too!
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Yes!!!
I have a new friend who is a fairly disinterested misanthrope who'll appear inoffensively on my list of friends without demanding I hit my targets, but will happily try to cheer me up when my earnest MFP BFFs fail to inspire me with tales of Kale soup and Ketosis. (edit mine - and bourbon)0 -
Oh hell!!! Add me as a friend, too. I only have two lol, but I hope you're not disappointed that I'm not superficial or consider myself as a "token"....I will be your REAL friend:drinker:0
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