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Sexual Question...

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  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
    How's this?

    Assuming most guys have an averaged sized pork sward that hardly seems like a reason to dump someone. I would dump a guy with a kidney cracker over a giggle stick.. I have a single serving size snack pack. I have no need for an ankle spanker to try and fit up in that.

    lol
    Nice!! You have the post of the day!!
  • No_Finish_Line
    No_Finish_Line Posts: 3,661 Member
    NEVER GIVE ORAL????

    What kind of world are we living in?

    Bingo! This would be a deal breaker for me. Someone else wrote:
    Personally, I wouldn't dump a guy for either reason. But, sex is not a priority for me in a relationship. Now, if he never made any effort to satisfy me sexually, it would definitely be over. It's not about how it's achieved, just that it is.

    Oral falls under being satisfied sexually. I feel the same if roles reversed as well. I know a couple where she expects and enjoys this action, but refuses to give it... wtf.
    I hear ya!! WTF....oral is for sure a two way street!!

    lol i dated a girl like that. must have done it like ten time with out reciprication.

    finally i just stopped mid deed, drew up so we were face to face, basically had a staring contest for a few seconds, then she got the picture lol
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    Ok Ladies I want your opinion....
    Who would you dump, a guy with and average sized penis or a guy that said he would never give you oral? Basically, what's more important? I have met some women who do not enjoy oral. So, let's get your opinions.

    You're doing it wrong.
    I was not talking about my oral skills, had a friend who claimed she did not enjoy oral.

    Maybe she has beef curtains and is self conscious about them.

    this is the only reasonable explanation to not liking oral
    I guess that is possible but I wouldn't bet on it.

    the only other reason would be if they are a face masher. that is a stretch though because oral skills can be acquired.
  • TitanGM
    TitanGM Posts: 1,161 Member
    Hmm.. your idea of average might just be way too low perhaps?
  • No_Finish_Line
    No_Finish_Line Posts: 3,661 Member
    Ok Ladies I want your opinion....
    Who would you dump, a guy with and average sized penis or a guy that said he would never give you oral? Basically, what's more important? I have met some women who do not enjoy oral. So, let's get your opinions.

    You're doing it wrong.
    I was not talking about my oral skills, had a friend who claimed she did not enjoy oral.

    Maybe she has beef curtains and is self conscious about them.

    I just had Arbys and my sandwich didnt complain.

    lol!
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    If you have an average sized penis, but wont give oral - kick rocks. If you have a donkey dong and still wont give oral - kick rocks. If you have a teeny peeny and make up for it with oral - kick it at my place for a bit then kick rocks.
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
    Dude as long as it's atleast three times a week I don't care.

    Just something.

    it;s all good.
    Another view of the issue!!
  • MozzarellaSheep
    MozzarellaSheep Posts: 100 Member
    I have a husband with an average size penis, who doesn't like to preform oral..
    And I wouldn't trade him for the world. <3
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
    If you have an average sized penis, but wont give oral - kick rocks. If you have a donkey dong and still wont give oral - kick rocks. If you have a teeny peeny and make up for it with oral - kick it at my place for a bit then kick rocks.
    Love it!! and what time!!?? LOL
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Ok Ladies I want your opinion....
    Who would you dump, a guy with and average sized penis or a guy that said he would never give you oral? Basically, what's more important? I have met some women who do not enjoy oral. So, let's get your opinions.

    You're doing it wrong.
    I was not talking about my oral skills, had a friend who claimed she did not enjoy oral.

    Maybe she has beef curtains and is self conscious about them.

    I just had Arbys and my sandwich didnt complain.
    Bwahahahaha! :laugh:
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
    I have a husband with an average size penis, who doesn't like to preform oral..
    And I wouldn't trade him for the world. <3
    Awesome sauce!
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    I have a husband with an average size penis, who doesn't like to preform oral..
    And I wouldn't trade him for the world. <3

    Is it becasue of the cheese, or the wool?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I still dont know why a guy wouldnt perform oral. It is pretty delightful.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Actually, the donkey dong can kick it for a bit too provided he can use that thing for more than five minutes.
  • bizco
    bizco Posts: 1,949 Member
    For me, size is more important. I can get the other stimulation from my toy.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I am reminded of The Descent
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    I still dont know why a guy wouldnt perform oral. It is pretty delightful.
    Until you hook up with someone that smells like the dumpster behind a seafood market.
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,285 Member
    I rather believe there is more to a man than that...
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
    For me, size is more important. I can get the other stimulation from my toy.
    As far as I can tell you are the first to state that size comes first.....well in this case hopefully second!! LOL
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I still dont know why a guy wouldnt perform oral. It is pretty delightful.
    Until you hook up with someone that smells like the dumpster behind a seafood market.

    Showers are awesome.<3
  • TKhamvongsa
    TKhamvongsa Posts: 287
    .. oral is a must. Definitely a must.
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
    Actually, the donkey dong can kick it for a bit too provided he can use that thing for more than five minutes.

    So you kinda want it all!!
  • bonkosaurusrex
    bonkosaurusrex Posts: 71
    Well...
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
    I still dont know why a guy wouldnt perform oral. It is pretty delightful.
    Until you hook up with someone that smells like the dumpster behind a seafood market.

    Showers are awesome.<3
    Yes...yes they are
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    I still dont know why a guy wouldnt perform oral. It is pretty delightful.
    Until you hook up with someone that smells like the dumpster behind a seafood market.

    Showers are awesome.<3
    But they don't get rid of an infection...

    Errr...so my friend says.
  • spicy618
    spicy618 Posts: 2,114 Member
    Never get oral? To me, that is a sad sex life. It wouldn't last.

    I'd rather have the average sized with great oral skills. :blushing:
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    One of the security guards at work said he took some chick to the movies and everytime she uncrossed/crossed her legs he could smell dead animal. :laugh:
  • Firemansam79
    Firemansam79 Posts: 416 Member
    I'm not big on oral at all (receiving it, that is). I get self-conscious and can't let go, so it's hard to enjoy it. As for penis size, it depends on what you mean by "small." I don't think I'd dump either guy for these reasons alone. What's "more important" isn't in his pants or in mine.

    Have you seen Frozen?

    Let it go!
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Never get oral? To me, that is a sad sex life. It wouldn't last.

    I'd rather have the average sized with great oral skills. :blushing:
    Oral is lovely. Especially when they do the alphabet. :bigsmile:
  • No_Finish_Line
    No_Finish_Line Posts: 3,661 Member
    One of the security guards at work said he took some chick to the movies and everytime she uncrossed/crossed her legs he could smell dead animal. :laugh:

    yikes, thats going to take a lot of showers
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