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  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
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    May I never live to say or think "There are toys that do everything better."

    If I find a man that makes me rethink that theory, I'll be sure to keep him.

    Maybe you could post links to the toys?

    For science?

    Just google silver bullet. You're welcome.

    Or pink cherry...enjoy
    Amateurs.

    Hitachi Wand.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    and those women who don't like oral, they probably just never had someone do it right. just my opinion.

    I agree , some men are like kermit the frog trying to eat a ice cream sandwich all up on your vag

    thats just boring

    Plz link Youtube instructional videos
  • Meerataila
    Meerataila Posts: 1,885 Member
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    May I never live to say or think "There are toys that do everything better."

    If I find a man that makes me rethink that theory, I'll be sure to keep him.

    Maybe you could post links to the toys?

    For science?

    Just google silver bullet. You're welcome.

    Or pink cherry...enjoy
    Amateurs.

    Hitachi Wand.

    Bookmarking for later purcha- er, research.
  • ljminto
    ljminto Posts: 52
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    one that would not go down FOR SURE!! lol
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    one that would not go down FOR SURE!! lol

    That was what the OP said...
  • PSMTD
    PSMTD Posts: 106 Member
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    How's this?

    Assuming most guys have an averaged sized pork sward that hardly seems like a reason to dump someone. I would dump a guy with a kidney cracker over a giggle stick.. I have a single serving size snack pack. I have no need for an ankle spanker to try and fit up in that.

    lol
  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
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    *not worth the strike *sigh*
  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
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    Well,
    as long as he knows how to use it.
    As far as oral.
    It's fine if he doesn't want to...
    BUT
    you got to give it to GET IT :drinker:

    amen
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Assuming most guys have an averaged sized ****.... that hardly seems like a reason to dump someone. I would dump a guy over a moster **** over an average one.

    Average being.....well, the average, means about 49.9% of all men are below average. At least that's what I tell myself when I'm crying into my pillow.

    Hey if you small and know how to work it thats way better then having an average size and not knowing what to do with it!

    What?? Oh, you thought I was serious. No, no, no....I was just making a joke. I'm way above average. I mean like at THE TIP of the scale. Super hung, really. Yeah, really, I was just joking around. :embarassed:

    Has anyone seen my pillow? :laugh:
  • Meerataila
    Meerataila Posts: 1,885 Member
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    How's this?

    Assuming most guys have an averaged sized pork sward that hardly seems like a reason to dump someone. I would dump a guy with a kidney cracker over a giggle stick.. I have a single serving size snack pack. I have no need for an ankle spanker to try and fit up in that.

    lol

    :laugh: My vocabulary expandeth!
  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
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    if he's not even going to try going down there, well that's a problem. average size weiner, that is a stupid reason to dump someone.

    and those women who don't like oral, they probably just never had someone do it right. just my opinion.

    I find most women are too self conscious to actually like oral.

    If I'm ever that self conscious shoot me
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    How's this?

    Assuming most guys have an averaged sized pork sward that hardly seems like a reason to dump someone. I would dump a guy with a kidney cracker over a giggle stick.. I have a single serving size snack pack. I have no need for an ankle spanker to try and fit up in that.

    lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    How's this?

    Assuming most guys have an averaged sized pork sward that hardly seems like a reason to dump someone. I would dump a guy with a kidney cracker over a giggle stick.. I have a single serving size snack pack. I have no need for an ankle spanker to try and fit up in that.

    lol

    Snort.

    You. I like you.
  • RabbitLost
    RabbitLost Posts: 333 Member
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    In before the lock.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    Dude as long as it's atleast three times a week I don't care.

    Just something.

    it;s all good.
  • idontcarroll
    idontcarroll Posts: 216 Member
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    May I never live to say or think "There are toys that do everything better."

    If I find a man that makes me rethink that theory, I'll be sure to keep him.

    Maybe you could post links to the toys?

    For science?

    Just google silver bullet. You're welcome.

    Or pink cherry...enjoy
    Amateurs.

    Hitachi Wand.

    Pft...butt plug
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    good one
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    May I never live to say or think "There are toys that do everything better."

    If I find a man that makes me rethink that theory, I'll be sure to keep him.

    Maybe you could post links to the toys?

    For science?

    Just google silver bullet. You're welcome.

    Or pink cherry...enjoy
    Amateurs.

    Hitachi Wand.

    Pft...butt plug

    How YOU doin?
  • RachelSteeners
    RachelSteeners Posts: 249 Member
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    Foreplay is most important... just sayin'
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