Is my girlfriend going to leave me?
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They key is to be ambiguous - ridiculously ambiguous.
True story:
Take a tinder girl out to the pool - she thinks for some reason we are getting pretty serious - of course I'm not leading her on nor am I acting like we aren't - ZERO relationship talk - unless your teasing her about wanting one.
Mr. T at the pool this past weekend
Mr. T. takes of shirt
Tinder Lady: Why do you have scratches all over your back?
Mr. T. thinks immediately back... to which girl put the darn scratches all over my back..
Mr. T. " Scratches?" - needs time to think..
Tinder Lady: yeah you have scratches all up and down the lower portion of your back!
Mr. T. "Ohhhh!!! (I notice it just dawned on her how I obviously got the scratches) Mumble mumble mumble, grumble" then whip out the Big Cheesy Grin. :bigsmile:
Tinder Lady: Huh?
Mr. T throws some recycled compliment at her and deflects the whole situation to live another day :drinker:
----things move on----
ppl change
relationships end
dating, mating, procreating, dumping - its a game we all play. But it's like sales, its a big numbers game and the more numbers you pump out the higher your odds are of finding someone you won't feel you are settling for.
In the asinine amount of women I've dated - (and I say dated, I have only slept with a fraction of a percent of 'em) - there are literally about 3-5 I could in looking back have made it work with. ..the average Joe dates like how many ppl a YEAR? 20-30? How are you ganna find a spouse with those abysmal numbers? - its a numbers game. nothing is predetermined, and love is nothing but a willful act - a choice. It is not some abstract all-powerful ideal that happens upon us - it is random and it is chaos.
Stay single and fight to stay single as long as you can for - and if she pressures you into a relationship as I've had women do - I've learned it never works and by just avoiding the discussions or if she sends the TXT asking bluntly who you are with and are we a couple, are we seeing other ppl? blahblahblah - just act dumb - rephrase the question back to her but word it so it has nothing to do with yourself. - or just go with the all-powerful ignore.
best of luck boss :drinker:
Did Tinder girl have 14% body fat? Did she stay too long and have to be booted? Are you still an alpha? What about nihilism? I am riveted!
Me too0 -
i still say he is messing with us.They key is to be ambiguous - ridiculously ambiguous.
True story:
Take a tinder girl out to the pool - she thinks for some reason we are getting pretty serious - of course I'm not leading her on nor am I acting like we aren't - ZERO relationship talk - unless your teasing her about wanting one.
Mr. T at the pool this past weekend
Mr. T. takes of shirt
Tinder Lady: Why do you have scratches all over your back?
Mr. T. thinks immediately back... to which girl put the darn scratches all over my back..
Mr. T. " Scratches?" - needs time to think..
Tinder Lady: yeah you have scratches all up and down the lower portion of your back!
Mr. T. "Ohhhh!!! (I notice it just dawned on her how I obviously got the scratches) Mumble mumble mumble, grumble" then whip out the Big Cheesy Grin. :bigsmile:
Tinder Lady: Huh?
Mr. T throws some recycled compliment at her and deflects the whole situation to live another day :drinker:
----things move on----
ppl change
relationships end
dating, mating, procreating, dumping - its a game we all play. But it's like sales, its a big numbers game and the more numbers you pump out the higher your odds are of finding someone you won't feel you are settling for.
In the asinine amount of women I've dated - (and I say dated, I have only slept with a fraction of a percent of 'em) - there are literally about 3-5 I could in looking back have made it work with. ..the average Joe dates like how many ppl a YEAR? 20-30? How are you ganna find a spouse with those abysmal numbers? - its a numbers game. nothing is predetermined, and love is nothing but a willful act - a choice. It is not some abstract all-powerful ideal that happens upon us - it is random and it is chaos.
Stay single and fight to stay single as long as you can for - and if she pressures you into a relationship as I've had women do - I've learned it never works and by just avoiding the discussions or if she sends the TXT asking bluntly who you are with and are we a couple, are we seeing other ppl? blahblahblah - just act dumb - rephrase the question back to her but word it so it has nothing to do with yourself. - or just go with the all-powerful ignore.
best of luck boss :drinker:
Not everyone wants your life, in fact i'd say most people don't want your life.
IMO - You are doing it wrong.
there can be an internal conflict within an individual which would result in their appearing to emulate different almost persona's all together.
Honestly I'm not happy that our world is a nihilistic, hedonistic moral vacuum where no one gives two tugs of a dead dogs d!** about anything except their hair and complexion anymore. Rather then fight it, I've come to reconciliation with myself and in some ways observe and in some ways partake - but always behave like a modern gentleman despite how it may sound to the common laymen when I am talking about things bluntly.0 -
They key is to be ambiguous - ridiculously ambiguous.
True story:
Take a tinder girl out to the pool - she thinks for some reason we are getting pretty serious - of course I'm not leading her on nor am I acting like we aren't - ZERO relationship talk - unless your teasing her about wanting one.
Mr. T at the pool this past weekend
Mr. T. takes of shirt
Tinder Lady: Why do you have scratches all over your back?
Mr. T. thinks immediately back... to which girl put the darn scratches all over my back..
Mr. T. " Scratches?" - needs time to think..
Tinder Lady: yeah you have scratches all up and down the lower portion of your back!
Mr. T. "Ohhhh!!! (I notice it just dawned on her how I obviously got the scratches) Mumble mumble mumble, grumble" then whip out the Big Cheesy Grin. :bigsmile:
Tinder Lady: Huh?
Mr. T throws some recycled compliment at her and deflects the whole situation to live another day :drinker:
----things move on----
ppl change
relationships end
dating, mating, procreating, dumping - its a game we all play. But it's like sales, its a big numbers game and the more numbers you pump out the higher your odds are of finding someone you won't feel you are settling for.
In the asinine amount of women I've dated - (and I say dated, I have only slept with a fraction of a percent of 'em) - there are literally about 3-5 I could in looking back have made it work with. ..the average Joe dates like how many ppl a YEAR? 20-30? How are you ganna find a spouse with those abysmal numbers? - its a numbers game. nothing is predetermined, and love is nothing but a willful act - a choice. It is not some abstract all-powerful ideal that happens upon us - it is random and it is chaos.
Stay single and fight to stay single as long as you can for - and if she pressures you into a relationship as I've had women do - I've learned it never works and by just avoiding the discussions or if she sends the TXT asking bluntly who you are with and are we a couple, are we seeing other ppl? blahblahblah - just act dumb - rephrase the question back to her but word it so it has nothing to do with yourself. - or just go with the all-powerful ignore.
best of luck boss :drinker:
Did Tinder girl have 14% body fat? Did she stay too long and have to be booted? Are you still an alpha? What about nihilism? I am riveted!
Did Tinder girl have 14% body fat? - nope
Did she stay too long and have to be booted? - I didn't even take her back to my place, we swam and I took her out to eat then dropped her off at home.
Are you still an alpha? I never made this claim
What about nihilism? elaborate - that is like saying wut about nothing?
I am riveted! - :bigsmile: me 20 -
i still say he is messing with us.They key is to be ambiguous - ridiculously ambiguous.
True story:
Take a tinder girl out to the pool - she thinks for some reason we are getting pretty serious - of course I'm not leading her on nor am I acting like we aren't - ZERO relationship talk - unless your teasing her about wanting one.
Mr. T at the pool this past weekend
Mr. T. takes of shirt
Tinder Lady: Why do you have scratches all over your back?
Mr. T. thinks immediately back... to which girl put the darn scratches all over my back..
Mr. T. " Scratches?" - needs time to think..
Tinder Lady: yeah you have scratches all up and down the lower portion of your back!
Mr. T. "Ohhhh!!! (I notice it just dawned on her how I obviously got the scratches) Mumble mumble mumble, grumble" then whip out the Big Cheesy Grin. :bigsmile:
Tinder Lady: Huh?
Mr. T throws some recycled compliment at her and deflects the whole situation to live another day :drinker:
----things move on----
ppl change
relationships end
dating, mating, procreating, dumping - its a game we all play. But it's like sales, its a big numbers game and the more numbers you pump out the higher your odds are of finding someone you won't feel you are settling for.
In the asinine amount of women I've dated - (and I say dated, I have only slept with a fraction of a percent of 'em) - there are literally about 3-5 I could in looking back have made it work with. ..the average Joe dates like how many ppl a YEAR? 20-30? How are you ganna find a spouse with those abysmal numbers? - its a numbers game. nothing is predetermined, and love is nothing but a willful act - a choice. It is not some abstract all-powerful ideal that happens upon us - it is random and it is chaos.
Stay single and fight to stay single as long as you can for - and if she pressures you into a relationship as I've had women do - I've learned it never works and by just avoiding the discussions or if she sends the TXT asking bluntly who you are with and are we a couple, are we seeing other ppl? blahblahblah - just act dumb - rephrase the question back to her but word it so it has nothing to do with yourself. - or just go with the all-powerful ignore.
best of luck boss :drinker:
Not everyone wants your life, in fact i'd say most people don't want your life.
IMO - You are doing it wrong.
there can be an internal conflict within an individual which would result in their appearing to emulate different almost persona's all together.
Honestly I'm not happy that our world is a nihilistic, hedonistic moral vacuum where no one gives two tugs of a dead dogs d!** about anything except their hair and complexion anymore. Rather then fight it, I've come to reconciliation with myself and in some ways observe and in some ways partake - but always behave like a modern gentleman despite how it may sound to the common laymen when I am talking about things bluntly.
There is absolutely nothing about you that is consistent with being a gentleman.0 -
They key is to be ambiguous - ridiculously ambiguous.
True story:
Take a tinder girl out to the pool - she thinks for some reason we are getting pretty serious - of course I'm not leading her on nor am I acting like we aren't - ZERO relationship talk - unless your teasing her about wanting one.
Mr. T at the pool this past weekend
Mr. T. takes of shirt
Tinder Lady: Why do you have scratches all over your back?
Mr. T. thinks immediately back... to which girl put the darn scratches all over my back..
Mr. T. " Scratches?" - needs time to think..
Tinder Lady: yeah you have scratches all up and down the lower portion of your back!
Mr. T. "Ohhhh!!! (I notice it just dawned on her how I obviously got the scratches) Mumble mumble mumble, grumble" then whip out the Big Cheesy Grin. :bigsmile:
Tinder Lady: Huh?
Mr. T throws some recycled compliment at her and deflects the whole situation to live another day :drinker:
----things move on----
ppl change
relationships end
dating, mating, procreating, dumping - its a game we all play. But it's like sales, its a big numbers game and the more numbers you pump out the higher your odds are of finding someone you won't feel you are settling for.
In the asinine amount of women I've dated - (and I say dated, I have only slept with a fraction of a percent of 'em) - there are literally about 3-5 I could in looking back have made it work with. ..the average Joe dates like how many ppl a YEAR? 20-30? How are you ganna find a spouse with those abysmal numbers? - its a numbers game. nothing is predetermined, and love is nothing but a willful act - a choice. It is not some abstract all-powerful ideal that happens upon us - it is random and it is chaos.
Stay single and fight to stay single as long as you can for - and if she pressures you into a relationship as I've had women do - I've learned it never works and by just avoiding the discussions or if she sends the TXT asking bluntly who you are with and are we a couple, are we seeing other ppl? blahblahblah - just act dumb - rephrase the question back to her but word it so it has nothing to do with yourself. - or just go with the all-powerful ignore.
best of luck boss :drinker:
Did Tinder girl have 14% body fat? Did she stay too long and have to be booted? Are you still an alpha? What about nihilism? I am riveted!
Did Tinder girl have 14% body fat? - nope
Did she stay too long and have to be booted? - I didn't even take her back to my place, we swam and I took her out to eat then dropped her off at home.
Are you still an alpha? I never made this claim
What about nihilism? elaborate - that is like saying wut about nothing?
I am riveted! - :bigsmile: me 2
Don't you have a book to write??0 -
i still say he is messing with us.They key is to be ambiguous - ridiculously ambiguous.
True story:
Take a tinder girl out to the pool - she thinks for some reason we are getting pretty serious - of course I'm not leading her on nor am I acting like we aren't - ZERO relationship talk - unless your teasing her about wanting one.
Mr. T at the pool this past weekend
Mr. T. takes of shirt
Tinder Lady: Why do you have scratches all over your back?
Mr. T. thinks immediately back... to which girl put the darn scratches all over my back..
Mr. T. " Scratches?" - needs time to think..
Tinder Lady: yeah you have scratches all up and down the lower portion of your back!
Mr. T. "Ohhhh!!! (I notice it just dawned on her how I obviously got the scratches) Mumble mumble mumble, grumble" then whip out the Big Cheesy Grin. :bigsmile:
Tinder Lady: Huh?
Mr. T throws some recycled compliment at her and deflects the whole situation to live another day :drinker:
----things move on----
ppl change
relationships end
dating, mating, procreating, dumping - its a game we all play. But it's like sales, its a big numbers game and the more numbers you pump out the higher your odds are of finding someone you won't feel you are settling for.
In the asinine amount of women I've dated - (and I say dated, I have only slept with a fraction of a percent of 'em) - there are literally about 3-5 I could in looking back have made it work with. ..the average Joe dates like how many ppl a YEAR? 20-30? How are you ganna find a spouse with those abysmal numbers? - its a numbers game. nothing is predetermined, and love is nothing but a willful act - a choice. It is not some abstract all-powerful ideal that happens upon us - it is random and it is chaos.
Stay single and fight to stay single as long as you can for - and if she pressures you into a relationship as I've had women do - I've learned it never works and by just avoiding the discussions or if she sends the TXT asking bluntly who you are with and are we a couple, are we seeing other ppl? blahblahblah - just act dumb - rephrase the question back to her but word it so it has nothing to do with yourself. - or just go with the all-powerful ignore.
best of luck boss :drinker:
Not everyone wants your life, in fact i'd say most people don't want your life.
IMO - You are doing it wrong.
there can be an internal conflict within an individual which would result in their appearing to emulate different almost persona's all together.
Honestly I'm not happy that our world is a nihilistic, hedonistic moral vacuum where no one gives two tugs of a dead dogs d!** about anything except their hair and complexion anymore. Rather then fight it, I've come to reconciliation with myself and in some ways observe and in some ways partake - but always behave like a modern gentleman despite how it may sound to the common laymen when I am talking about things bluntly.
There is absolutely nothing about you that is consistent with being a gentleman.
oh! but there is! :drinker:0 -
i still say he is messing with us.They key is to be ambiguous - ridiculously ambiguous.
True story:
Take a tinder girl out to the pool - she thinks for some reason we are getting pretty serious - of course I'm not leading her on nor am I acting like we aren't - ZERO relationship talk - unless your teasing her about wanting one.
Mr. T at the pool this past weekend
Mr. T. takes of shirt
Tinder Lady: Why do you have scratches all over your back?
Mr. T. thinks immediately back... to which girl put the darn scratches all over my back..
Mr. T. " Scratches?" - needs time to think..
Tinder Lady: yeah you have scratches all up and down the lower portion of your back!
Mr. T. "Ohhhh!!! (I notice it just dawned on her how I obviously got the scratches) Mumble mumble mumble, grumble" then whip out the Big Cheesy Grin. :bigsmile:
Tinder Lady: Huh?
Mr. T throws some recycled compliment at her and deflects the whole situation to live another day :drinker:
----things move on----
ppl change
relationships end
dating, mating, procreating, dumping - its a game we all play. But it's like sales, its a big numbers game and the more numbers you pump out the higher your odds are of finding someone you won't feel you are settling for.
In the asinine amount of women I've dated - (and I say dated, I have only slept with a fraction of a percent of 'em) - there are literally about 3-5 I could in looking back have made it work with. ..the average Joe dates like how many ppl a YEAR? 20-30? How are you ganna find a spouse with those abysmal numbers? - its a numbers game. nothing is predetermined, and love is nothing but a willful act - a choice. It is not some abstract all-powerful ideal that happens upon us - it is random and it is chaos.
Stay single and fight to stay single as long as you can for - and if she pressures you into a relationship as I've had women do - I've learned it never works and by just avoiding the discussions or if she sends the TXT asking bluntly who you are with and are we a couple, are we seeing other ppl? blahblahblah - just act dumb - rephrase the question back to her but word it so it has nothing to do with yourself. - or just go with the all-powerful ignore.
best of luck boss :drinker:
Not everyone wants your life, in fact i'd say most people don't want your life.
IMO - You are doing it wrong.
there can be an internal conflict within an individual which would result in their appearing to emulate different almost persona's all together.
Honestly I'm not happy that our world is a nihilistic, hedonistic moral vacuum where no one gives two tugs of a dead dogs d!** about anything except their hair and complexion anymore. Rather then fight it, I've come to reconciliation with myself and in some ways observe and in some ways partake - but always behave like a modern gentleman despite how it may sound to the common laymen when I am talking about things bluntly.
There is absolutely nothing about you that is consistent with being a gentleman.
oh! but there is! :drinker:
Time to laugh0 -
Pretty sure this is about Escloflowne, not MrTolerable. >.>
Escloflowne, your girl is a keeper. No way will she leave you if she has put up with you for this long!! ^_^0 -
Pretty sure this is about Escloflowne, not MrTolerable. >.>
Escloflowne, your girl is a keeper. No way will she leave you if she has put up with you for this long!! ^_^
You know...That is a valid point!0 -
i still say he is messing with us.They key is to be ambiguous - ridiculously ambiguous.
True story:
Take a tinder girl out to the pool - she thinks for some reason we are getting pretty serious - of course I'm not leading her on nor am I acting like we aren't - ZERO relationship talk - unless your teasing her about wanting one.
Mr. T at the pool this past weekend
Mr. T. takes of shirt
Tinder Lady: Why do you have scratches all over your back?
Mr. T. thinks immediately back... to which girl put the darn scratches all over my back..
Mr. T. " Scratches?" - needs time to think..
Tinder Lady: yeah you have scratches all up and down the lower portion of your back!
Mr. T. "Ohhhh!!! (I notice it just dawned on her how I obviously got the scratches) Mumble mumble mumble, grumble" then whip out the Big Cheesy Grin. :bigsmile:
Tinder Lady: Huh?
Mr. T throws some recycled compliment at her and deflects the whole situation to live another day :drinker:
----things move on----
ppl change
relationships end
dating, mating, procreating, dumping - its a game we all play. But it's like sales, its a big numbers game and the more numbers you pump out the higher your odds are of finding someone you won't feel you are settling for.
In the asinine amount of women I've dated - (and I say dated, I have only slept with a fraction of a percent of 'em) - there are literally about 3-5 I could in looking back have made it work with. ..the average Joe dates like how many ppl a YEAR? 20-30? How are you ganna find a spouse with those abysmal numbers? - its a numbers game. nothing is predetermined, and love is nothing but a willful act - a choice. It is not some abstract all-powerful ideal that happens upon us - it is random and it is chaos.
Stay single and fight to stay single as long as you can for - and if she pressures you into a relationship as I've had women do - I've learned it never works and by just avoiding the discussions or if she sends the TXT asking bluntly who you are with and are we a couple, are we seeing other ppl? blahblahblah - just act dumb - rephrase the question back to her but word it so it has nothing to do with yourself. - or just go with the all-powerful ignore.
best of luck boss :drinker:
Not everyone wants your life, in fact i'd say most people don't want your life.
IMO - You are doing it wrong.
there can be an internal conflict within an individual which would result in their appearing to emulate different almost persona's all together.
Honestly I'm not happy that our world is a nihilistic, hedonistic moral vacuum where no one gives two tugs of a dead dogs d!** about anything except their hair and complexion anymore. Rather then fight it, I've come to reconciliation with myself and in some ways observe and in some ways partake - but always behave like a modern gentleman despite how it may sound to the common laymen when I am talking about things bluntly.
There is absolutely nothing about you that is consistent with being a gentleman.
oh! but there is! :drinker:
Time to laugh
not derailing this thread boss.
date more
mate more
improve yourself after each breakup
when you dump them - leave 'em always wanting more
if you had the exclusive talk with her - be exclusive. just don't get into that talk anymore if you find yourself single again.
if you feel uncomfortable her ex is her boss, fake that you don't. A jealous guy is a loser.
I have had obviously swooped up ladies from BF's - ask for their number.
'I have a bf blah blah blah'
Mr. T: 'here's my business card - still think we could be good friends, if you change your mind shoot me a txt'
of course I always hear back after their first fight. - and go in for the swan dive.
I have observed, guys that acted super jealous once I start hanging out with their gf - they will loose their gf.
the guy that befriends me - I befriend them. - they keep the lady.
don't let anyone walk all over you - but just act like you don't give a rip, laugh and smile often, and be willing to expand your network of friends all the time.0 -
They key is to be ambiguous - ridiculously ambiguous.
True story:
Take a tinder girl out to the pool - she thinks for some reason we are getting pretty serious - of course I'm not leading her on nor am I acting like we aren't - ZERO relationship talk - unless your teasing her about wanting one.
Mr. T at the pool this past weekend
Mr. T. takes of shirt
Tinder Lady: Why do you have scratches all over your back?
Mr. T. thinks immediately back... to which girl put the darn scratches all over my back..
Mr. T. " Scratches?" - needs time to think..
Tinder Lady: yeah you have scratches all up and down the lower portion of your back!
Mr. T. "Ohhhh!!! (I notice it just dawned on her how I obviously got the scratches) Mumble mumble mumble, grumble" then whip out the Big Cheesy Grin. :bigsmile:
Tinder Lady: Huh?
Mr. T throws some recycled compliment at her and deflects the whole situation to live another day :drinker:
----things move on----
ppl change
relationships end
dating, mating, procreating, dumping - its a game we all play. But it's like sales, its a big numbers game and the more numbers you pump out the higher your odds are of finding someone you won't feel you are settling for.
In the asinine amount of women I've dated - (and I say dated, I have only slept with a fraction of a percent of 'em) - there are literally about 3-5 I could in looking back have made it work with. ..the average Joe dates like how many ppl a YEAR? 20-30? How are you ganna find a spouse with those abysmal numbers? - its a numbers game. nothing is predetermined, and love is nothing but a willful act - a choice. It is not some abstract all-powerful ideal that happens upon us - it is random and it is chaos.
Stay single and fight to stay single as long as you can for - and if she pressures you into a relationship as I've had women do - I've learned it never works and by just avoiding the discussions or if she sends the TXT asking bluntly who you are with and are we a couple, are we seeing other ppl? blahblahblah - just act dumb - rephrase the question back to her but word it so it has nothing to do with yourself. - or just go with the all-powerful ignore.
best of luck boss :drinker:
Not everyone wants your life, in fact i'd say most people don't want your life.
IMO - You are doing it wrong.
Thank god for you good sir. Faith in humanity restored.0 -
:noway:They key is to be ambiguous - ridiculously ambiguous.
True story:
Take a tinder girl out to the pool - she thinks for some reason we are getting pretty serious - of course I'm not leading her on nor am I acting like we aren't - ZERO relationship talk - unless your teasing her about wanting one.
Mr. T at the pool this past weekend
Mr. T. takes of shirt
Tinder Lady: Why do you have scratches all over your back?
Mr. T. thinks immediately back... to which girl put the darn scratches all over my back..
Mr. T. " Scratches?" - needs time to think..
Tinder Lady: yeah you have scratches all up and down the lower portion of your back!
Mr. T. "Ohhhh!!! (I notice it just dawned on her how I obviously got the scratches) Mumble mumble mumble, grumble" then whip out the Big Cheesy Grin. :bigsmile:
Tinder Lady: Huh?
Mr. T throws some recycled compliment at her and deflects the whole situation to live another day :drinker:
----things move on----
ppl change
relationships end
dating, mating, procreating, dumping - its a game we all play. But it's like sales, its a big numbers game and the more numbers you pump out the higher your odds are of finding someone you won't feel you are settling for.
In the asinine amount of women I've dated - (and I say dated, I have only slept with a fraction of a percent of 'em) - there are literally about 3-5 I could in looking back have made it work with. ..the average Joe dates like how many ppl a YEAR? 20-30? How are you ganna find a spouse with those abysmal numbers? - its a numbers game. nothing is predetermined, and love is nothing but a willful act - a choice. It is not some abstract all-powerful ideal that happens upon us - it is random and it is chaos.
Stay single and fight to stay single as long as you can for - and if she pressures you into a relationship as I've had women do - I've learned it never works and by just avoiding the discussions or if she sends the TXT asking bluntly who you are with and are we a couple, are we seeing other ppl? blahblahblah - just act dumb - rephrase the question back to her but word it so it has nothing to do with yourself. - or just go with the all-powerful ignore.
best of luck boss :drinker:
Not everyone wants your life, in fact i'd say most people don't want your life.
IMO - You are doing it wrong.
Thank god for you good sir. Faith in humanity restored.
thnx for your edit.0 -
all i see are walls of text.0
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...but does the vegetarian guy have a large penis?0
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+1They key is to be ambiguous - ridiculously ambiguous.
True story:
Take a tinder girl out to the pool - she thinks for some reason we are getting pretty serious - of course I'm not leading her on nor am I acting like we aren't - ZERO relationship talk - unless your teasing her about wanting one.
Mr. T at the pool this past weekend
Mr. T. takes of shirt
Tinder Lady: Why do you have scratches all over your back?
Mr. T. thinks immediately back... to which girl put the darn scratches all over my back..
Mr. T. " Scratches?" - needs time to think..
Tinder Lady: yeah you have scratches all up and down the lower portion of your back!
Mr. T. "Ohhhh!!! (I notice it just dawned on her how I obviously got the scratches) Mumble mumble mumble, grumble" then whip out the Big Cheesy Grin. :bigsmile:
Tinder Lady: Huh?
Mr. T throws some recycled compliment at her and deflects the whole situation to live another day :drinker:
----things move on----
ppl change
relationships end
dating, mating, procreating, dumping - its a game we all play. But it's like sales, its a big numbers game and the more numbers you pump out the higher your odds are of finding someone you won't feel you are settling for.
In the asinine amount of women I've dated - (and I say dated, I have only slept with a fraction of a percent of 'em) - there are literally about 3-5 I could in looking back have made it work with. ..the average Joe dates like how many ppl a YEAR? 20-30? How are you ganna find a spouse with those abysmal numbers? - its a numbers game. nothing is predetermined, and love is nothing but a willful act - a choice. It is not some abstract all-powerful ideal that happens upon us - it is random and it is chaos.
Stay single and fight to stay single as long as you can for - and if she pressures you into a relationship as I've had women do - I've learned it never works and by just avoiding the discussions or if she sends the TXT asking bluntly who you are with and are we a couple, are we seeing other ppl? blahblahblah - just act dumb - rephrase the question back to her but word it so it has nothing to do with yourself. - or just go with the all-powerful ignore.
best of luck boss :drinker:
20-30 a year is average....Well I feel inadequate now...
^well I didn't say that to make you feel inadequate, I'm saying that the chick you want should be of the highest of ideals - so you got to make YOURSELF an ideal. You do this by focusing on yourself and not sweating her AT ALL, in fact I rarely even THINK about any of the people I date - I stay focused on me, and improving me.
Once you have an insane amount of options in your phone, then you can sit back and decide if any of 'em are moving you into wanting to get into a relationship.
^but the hottest of women are the ones doing this game we play as well. However, when you do decide to settle down - I ended it all with tons of women to get Ms. Brazil a month or two ago - it makes breakups a piece of cake. When she ended it, I had another women back at my place within 2 hours to get my mind off of things.
It is just healthy dude to have options - don't get discouraged just get to cranking out the numbers. And practice your pickup techniques constantly.
Heck sometimes I even ask randoms for their number and toss the number immediately after or try to pass her off to a friend, just for the simple sake of practicing.
Practice practice practice, and be as confident as you can possible be - fake it till you become that confident if you have to.
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...but does the vegetarian guy have a large penis?
I was told that size didn't matter!!!!!!
:grumble: :explode:
:mad:
*storms out of the room*0 -
...but does the vegetarian guy have a large penis?
Most likely bigger than Eric's!0 -
So my girlfriend started a new job a couple weeks ago, her boss is an ex boyfriend and apparently one of her coworkers is "asking about her". Am I in trouble? She's attractive, fit and dresses nice. I'm more of a tshirt and shorts type of guy, will this relationship last?
Apparently the guy asking about her is a vegetarian so I'm not too worried about him, a vegetarian really isn't intimidating.
Why are you asking us? Ask yourself why you feel so insecure? Ask yourself why you want to stay in a relationship where you feel so insecure?
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ask your girlfriend!? I mean really if you cannot even talk to her ......whatever0 -
...but does the vegetarian guy have a large penis?
I was told that size didn't matter!!!!!!
:grumble: :explode: :mad:
*storms out of the room*
It only matters if you don't eat meat...if you know what I mean.
And I have to admit...as much of a d-bag as MrTolerable is...I do like reading his stories.0
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