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    How do you know if you're in the friend zone?

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    • Posts: 819 Member
      You guys depress me.

      Welcome to the teen years. It'll pass.
    • Posts: 814 Member
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      This thread....LOL
      But I tell my FWB about other dudes I meet all the time.
      Then we bang out like bunny rabbits.

      Well that's kind of different though. You guys aren't actually dating and you have been FWB.
    • Posts: 1,389 Member
      If you have to ask, then you are.
    • Posts: 881 Member
      Oh to be 18 again...
    • Posts: 3,194 Member
      you can undress and they don't look at your boobs
    • Posts: 915 Member
      you can undress and they don't look at your boobs

      he must be squint-eyed
    • Posts: 881 Member
      How to tell if you're in the friend zone:

      1. She doesn't laugh at your stupid jokes. She barely laughs at your good ones.
      2. She alternates between being hot and cold.
      3. She's married (don't go there, no matter how tempting it looks).
      4. You say something like "I trust you" and she says "I don't think you should trust me".
      5. You go on a date and she starts talking in friend-hypotheticals "well if we were just friends that would be ok".
      6. You want her more than she wants you.
      7. You post on MFP asking if you are in the friend zone.
      8. You believe that there is a friend zone, that she put you there and that you are just a nice guy.

      How do you get out of the friend zone?

      1. Find another woman.
    • Posts: 1,616 Member
      'You're a good friend'
    • Posts: 11,788 Member
      What are the signs? How can you tell? Is it possible to get out?

      If you're not sure, you're in the Friend Zone.
    • Posts: 1,894 Member
      If you have to ask you are already there.

      Does this girl know that the two of you have been on actual dates? IF it hasn't been mutual from the start then FRIENDZONE.


      anyway...as for turning it around...if you do then she wears the pants FOREVER as you were always the one who was in too deep first. FOREVER. Enjoy having your balls made into pretty earrings for her to wear if she decides she wants to go there.
    • Posts: 2,237 Member
      ^^ This .... funny but true!
    • Posts: 3,498 Member
      What are the signs?
      When the moon is in the 7th house and Jupiter aligns with Mars...
      How can you tell?
      By saying a prayer with every heartbeat...
      Is it possible to get out?
      You can check out any time you like but you can never leave...
    • Posts: 8,399 Member
      Ah, le gentlesir in his natural habitat.

      OP, have you tried tipping your fedora to her?
    • Posts: 16,414 Member
      Is your name Jorah?
    • Posts: 1,323 Member
      You obviously don't know anything

      I love hearing you say this
    • Posts: 240 Member
      Do you want to have sex?

      Yes?

      Are you having sex?

      No?

      Friendzone
    • Posts: 227 Member
      if you gotta ask your in it
    • Posts: 312 Member
      Do you want to have sex?

      Yes?

      Are you having sex?

      No?

      Friendzone

      /thread
    • Posts: 8,680 Member
      Who does she call when she gets drunk?
    • Posts: 8,680 Member
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      You obviously don't know anything about true love. I'm sure the more she gets to know me she'll feel the same.

      What do you know about true love young buck?
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    • Posts: 22,834 Member
      How do you know if you're in the friend zone?

      You aren't getting any and she still calls you all the time.
      She is banging someone/everyone else and still calls you all the time.
      She tells you she just wants to be friends.
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    • Posts: 3,498 Member

      Some refer to me as the Edward Cullen of 2014.

      They refer to you as a possessive older boyfriend with a bad tan and you suck?

      Dude. Take those people out...
    • Posts: 11
      The concept of "friendzoning" is absurd. Guys/girls who think like that are usually whiny, clingy, and emotionally stunted. They make awful partners because, in their head, the entire relationship is about them.
    • Posts: 11
      Okay once again this is not about sex you damn sex fiends. It's about companionship. Smh.

      If it was about "companionship" then you wouldn't care if you were "friendzoned." I'm pretty sure you're getting companionship... just not intimacy or exclusivity.
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