How do you know if you're in the friend zone?

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  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
    You guys depress me.

    Welcome to the teen years. It'll pass.
  • cakebatter07
    cakebatter07 Posts: 814 Member
    when a girl tells you everything - even stories about other guys she's met during her day lol :)
    idk haha

    This thread....LOL
    But I tell my FWB about other dudes I meet all the time.
    Then we bang out like bunny rabbits.

    Well that's kind of different though. You guys aren't actually dating and you have been FWB.
  • Rochelle951
    Rochelle951 Posts: 1,389 Member
    If you have to ask, then you are.
  • RECowgill
    RECowgill Posts: 881 Member
    Oh to be 18 again...
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    you can undress and they don't look at your boobs
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
    you can undress and they don't look at your boobs

    he must be squint-eyed
  • RECowgill
    RECowgill Posts: 881 Member
    How to tell if you're in the friend zone:

    1. She doesn't laugh at your stupid jokes. She barely laughs at your good ones.
    2. She alternates between being hot and cold.
    3. She's married (don't go there, no matter how tempting it looks).
    4. You say something like "I trust you" and she says "I don't think you should trust me".
    5. You go on a date and she starts talking in friend-hypotheticals "well if we were just friends that would be ok".
    6. You want her more than she wants you.
    7. You post on MFP asking if you are in the friend zone.
    8. You believe that there is a friend zone, that she put you there and that you are just a nice guy.

    How do you get out of the friend zone?

    1. Find another woman.
  • EdTheGinge
    EdTheGinge Posts: 1,616 Member
    'You're a good friend'
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    What are the signs? How can you tell? Is it possible to get out?

    If you're not sure, you're in the Friend Zone.
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
    If you have to ask you are already there.

    Does this girl know that the two of you have been on actual dates? IF it hasn't been mutual from the start then FRIENDZONE.


    anyway...as for turning it around...if you do then she wears the pants FOREVER as you were always the one who was in too deep first. FOREVER. Enjoy having your balls made into pretty earrings for her to wear if she decides she wants to go there.
  • jeets888
    jeets888 Posts: 2,237 Member
    ^^ This .... funny but true!
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    What are the signs?
    When the moon is in the 7th house and Jupiter aligns with Mars...
    How can you tell?
    By saying a prayer with every heartbeat...
    Is it possible to get out?
    You can check out any time you like but you can never leave...
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Ah, le gentlesir in his natural habitat.

    OP, have you tried tipping your fedora to her?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Is your name Jorah?
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    You obviously don't know anything

    I love hearing you say this
  • JoyeII
    JoyeII Posts: 240 Member
    Do you want to have sex?

    Yes?

    Are you having sex?

    No?

    Friendzone
  • sc003ro
    sc003ro Posts: 227 Member
    if you gotta ask your in it
  • ProfessorOwl
    ProfessorOwl Posts: 312 Member
    Do you want to have sex?

    Yes?

    Are you having sex?

    No?

    Friendzone

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  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    Who does she call when she gets drunk?
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    You'll know the signs when you see them. They're not always the same, but they're usually pretty clear. And even if it were possible to get out of the FZ, (it usually isn't) why would you want to? Why would you want to fight to be in a relationship that the other person just isn't feeling?

    What if she's the one

    If she's FZed you, she's clearly not. Quit trolling.

    You obviously don't know anything about true love. I'm sure the more she gets to know me she'll feel the same.

    What do you know about true love young buck?
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    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    How do you know if you're in the friend zone?

    You aren't getting any and she still calls you all the time.
    She is banging someone/everyone else and still calls you all the time.
    She tells you she just wants to be friends.
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  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member

    Some refer to me as the Edward Cullen of 2014.

    They refer to you as a possessive older boyfriend with a bad tan and you suck?

    Dude. Take those people out...
  • did_it_all_for_the_cookie
    did_it_all_for_the_cookie Posts: 11
    The concept of "friendzoning" is absurd. Guys/girls who think like that are usually whiny, clingy, and emotionally stunted. They make awful partners because, in their head, the entire relationship is about them.
  • did_it_all_for_the_cookie
    did_it_all_for_the_cookie Posts: 11
    Okay once again this is not about sex you damn sex fiends. It's about companionship. Smh.

    If it was about "companionship" then you wouldn't care if you were "friendzoned." I'm pretty sure you're getting companionship... just not intimacy or exclusivity.
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    thatjosiegirl Posts: 362 Member
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