EXTREMELY EMBARRASSED AT WORK
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Um, okaaaaay.
I don't make a lot of noise when I squat and if I do happen to make some sort of sound it doesn't sound like I'm climaxing.
If you knew a co-worker was in there you should have cut your "workout" short.
I wasnt making that much noise like seriously. I was breathing a little hard. Plus i was just finishing up the last set like i said , i didnt think anything of it.
So here's a question: Why do you wait until work to do these things? Why not do it before work? And when do you "run the stairs"? Is this something that you do on your break? If so then do your squats OFF the clock and not in a bathroom stall.
I didn't believe the story when I first read it but now I really am skeptical.0 -
How did she even know who was in the stall? Did she look through the cracks or peer under to see the shoes?
This clearly makes HER the pervert
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1. You shouldn't be squatting in the bathroom when you're "on the clock." If you are going to, you shouldn't do it in a restroom other people are using.
2. Talk to HR. Your boss shouldn't have been having this conversation with you; HR should have. This screams of troll, tbh. Your boss didn't believe you? Why would a boss think *kitten* > squatting?
I wasnt on the clock yet. This is not a troll at all, my boss is arrogant and doesnt want to hear anyone elses side of any story. My co worker told him that i was masturbating and of course he believed it.
Well if your boss won't listen to you, take it to a grassroots level. Go around and tell everyone in the office individually that you REALLY WERE NOT PLEASURING yourself like everyone said you were. And that it's unfair for people to just automatically assume you were. As a matter of fact, it's arrogant. And that you weren't on the clock anyway during your squatting activities. Is there a PA system in your office?
A company-wide email should suffice. Make sure to include all of upper management and even the CEO. Just to make sure you clear it up.0 -
I can't imagine how you would hold proper form in there......\m/0
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1. You shouldn't be squatting in the bathroom when you're "on the clock." If you are going to, you shouldn't do it in a restroom other people are using.
2. Talk to HR. Your boss shouldn't have been having this conversation with you; HR should have. This screams of troll, tbh. Your boss didn't believe you? Why would a boss think *kitten* > squatting?
I wasnt on the clock yet. This is not a troll at all, my boss is arrogant and doesnt want to hear anyone elses side of any story. My co worker told him that i was masturbating and of course he believed it.
Well if your boss won't listen to you, take it to a grassroots level. Go around and tell everyone in the office individually that you REALLY WERE NOT PLEASURING yourself like everyone said you were. And that it's unfair for people to just automatically assume you were. As a matter of fact, it's arrogant. And that you weren't on the clock anyway during your squatting activities. Is there a PA system in your office?
^^Solid advice. Definitely do that.0 -
The only way to sort this that I can see is to demonstrate your sex noise/breathing to the whole office so they can see the difference - that'll show 'em!
I'm never going to be able to read 'squats' in the same way now.0 -
ya just exercise before work. I get up at 5am to exercise. It sucks but it's the only time I have to do it.0
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1. You shouldn't be squatting in the bathroom when you're "on the clock." If you are going to, you shouldn't do it in a restroom other people are using.
2. Talk to HR. Your boss shouldn't have been having this conversation with you; HR should have. This screams of troll, tbh. Your boss didn't believe you? Why would a boss think *kitten* > squatting?
I wasnt on the clock yet. This is not a troll at all, my boss is arrogant and doesnt want to hear anyone elses side of any story. My co worker told him that i was masturbating and of course he believed it.
Well if your boss won't listen to you, take it to a grassroots level. Go around and tell everyone in the office individually that you REALLY WERE NOT PLEASURING yourself like everyone said you were. And that it's unfair for people to just automatically assume you were. As a matter of fact, it's arrogant. And that you weren't on the clock anyway during your squatting activities. Is there a PA system in your office?
A company-wide email should suffice. Make sure to include all of upper management and even the CEO. Just to make sure you clear it up.
And any external clients you have. Just in case word gets to them via the grapevine...0 -
Go to your boss' office and perform your squats there.
That should solve the issue.0 -
Personally, I would have asked my co-worker if they wanted to join me next time!0
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why the HELL did you decide to do squats in a bathroom, rather than outside or in a hall0
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Just walk over to that co-worker that told your boss you were masturbating, look her straight in the eye and say "giggity". Then walk off.0
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Well first i should start off saying that i don't have much time to exercise so i try to get some in at work. I usually walk stairs on breaks and things like that.
I knew today was going to be a busy day and i wouldnt have much time to do anything. So i decided i was going to get my squats in early so i wouldnt have to worry about them later. I went to the ladies room and i was doing squats in the stall. I was doing great and got up to about 70 squats. On my last set my co worker walked in to use the restroom. I didn't think anything about it because i was so in the zone and was focused on getting my last set of squats in so i can get some coffee. You know how you make some type of noises when you have to push yourself on your last set? Yea....
15 minutes later my boss called me in his office and explained to me that a co worker had heard me masturbating in the bathroom and it really disturbed her. I was in total shock trying to explain to my boss that i was just trying to get some quick squats in because i never have to time to exercise (because im always paper pushing for him :grumble: ) . He then said that he doesnt believe me and i need to do my personal business at home and not on the job and this was a warning. When i walked back to my desk everyone is just staring at me so i know my co worker had told everyone. I am so embarrassed beyond measures.
Everyone keeps whispering behind my back, ugh Whyyyyy.
i'm so glad you shared.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
why the HELL did you decide to do squats in a bathroom, rather than outside or in a hall
....or at home.0 -
Get up earlier and do squats before work.
I have a hard time believing this story.0 -
Luckily, I have my own office...so when I need to "squat" at work, I just close my door and get busy.
I have already done two "squats" this morning.
Las Vegas over/under on your incoming FR today is 26. Should be entertaining
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If trolling, LOL
If not, call HR. Have your MFP diary open and show that you have done squats every other day for months (yes ...fill it in if you dont have it done right now.0 -
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess it was in the handi-capable stall? I find that the bars in the stall are helpful for "balance" when I'm "squatting" in the bathroom.0
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My question is this...."WTF is wrong with masturbating in the bathroom at work?" Its a bodily function like peeing or taking a dump. So what if you were masturbating in the stall? Seriously, do you think they could really fire you or even give you a written disciplinary action for that? If you were not at work yet, or were on a break or lunch period...they do not have a leg to stand on as long as the door was shut so no one had to see. Hell, I go in our restroom and listen to the ladies in there moaning and raising hell trying to ****, I would rather hear them masturbating honestly.0
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Well I thought it was a very lovely story. And you tell it so well, with such enthusiasm.0
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Luckily, I have my own office...so when I need to "squat" at work, I just close my door and get busy.
I have already done two "squats" this morning.
I just did some squats as well. Maybe we should skype and squat....with each other. For motivation.0 -
Um, okaaaaay.
I don't make a lot of noise when I squat and if I do happen to make some sort of sound it doesn't sound like I'm climaxing.
If you knew a co-worker was in there you should have cut your "workout" short.
I wasnt making that much noise like seriously. I was breathing a little hard. Plus i was just finishing up the last set like i said , i didnt think anything of it.
So here's a question: Why do you wait until work to do these things? Why not do it before work? And when do you "run the stairs"? Is this something that you do on your break? If so then do your squats OFF the clock and not in a bathroom stall.
I didn't believe the story when I first read it but now I really am skeptical.
Because i hate waking up any earlier than the time i need to get up for work and i usually run the stairs on my break if i get one because its so busy sometimes. But yes of course now i will have to figure out a way to do them off the clock. This is not a made up story,0 -
I don't understand. You said you were doing them off the clock this time?0
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sounds like you a need a new job. You work someplace that your co-workers and your boss have zero respect for you. But ya, the bathroom stall seems like a strange place to do squats. Seems like there are lots of better places. I'd say take the issue to HR.
I was already in the process of looking for a new job. I need to look even harder now, these people are ridiculous.0 -
Why were you doing 70 squats?0
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what where you squatting on?
musta been one of those ones with the suction cup on it.
and by the sounds of it, it musta been rather girthy.0 -
Um, okaaaaay.
I don't make a lot of noise when I squat and if I do happen to make some sort of sound it doesn't sound like I'm climaxing.
If you knew a co-worker was in there you should have cut your "workout" short.
I wasnt making that much noise like seriously. I was breathing a little hard. Plus i was just finishing up the last set like i said , i didnt think anything of it.
So here's a question: Why do you wait until work to do these things? Why not do it before work? And when do you "run the stairs"? Is this something that you do on your break? If so then do your squats OFF the clock and not in a bathroom stall.
I didn't believe the story when I first read it but now I really am skeptical.
Because i hate waking up any earlier than the time i need to get up for work and i usually run the stairs on my break if i get one because its so busy sometimes. But yes of course now i will have to figure out a way to do them off the clock. This is not a made up story,
So you're not willing to put in the extra effort because it doesn't sound like fun.0 -
I don't understand. You said you were doing them off the clock this time?
I have to clock in at 8:00 a.m, it was 7:45 a.m0 -
Why were you doing 70 squats?
im doing 100 squats a day for a month.0 -
Why were you doing 70 squats?
im doing 100 squats a day for a month.
Does your arm get tired?0
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