EXTREMELY EMBARRASSED AT WORK

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  • Veil5577
    Veil5577 Posts: 868 Member
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    When my stomach problems hit, the noises I make in the bathroom sound like I'm being tortured. If anyone reported me to the boss about it, I'd catch them in the bathroom and shove their head in the toilet. If no one actually SAW what you were doing, they have no right to assume what you were doing. And it's none of their business anyway.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    If the OP can "run stairs" for her exercise, she can do her squats in the stairwell.

    And I would much rather have my coworkers SEE what I'm doing so they can't make their own assumptions and be known as Ex-Lax lady or the office masturbator.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
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    1. You shouldn't be squatting in the bathroom when you're "on the clock." If you are going to, you shouldn't do it in a restroom other people are using.

    2. Talk to HR. Your boss shouldn't have been having this conversation with you; HR should have. This screams of troll, tbh. Your boss didn't believe you? Why would a boss think *kitten* > squatting?

    I wasnt on the clock yet. This is not a troll at all, my boss is arrogant and doesnt want to hear anyone elses side of any story. My co worker told him that i was masturbating and of course he believed it.

    Tell your co-worker you were thinking about her. See if she keeps spreading stories after that.
  • pepperpat64
    pepperpat64 Posts: 423 Member
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    I finally found a good reason to skip leg day.

    WIN
  • purplemystra
    purplemystra Posts: 159 Member
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    Your co-workers are horrible people and you boss is the worst. Just a bunch of idiots. I'm so sorry that happened to you.
  • cheexy85
    cheexy85 Posts: 119
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    I think everyone needs to lay off this OP. I have done various fitness challenges with a group of friends to help motivate us to keep moving and stay healthy. Multiple times we have done squats challenges, without a barbell (geez!). Sometimes we challenge each other to do 10 squats every hour... and yes, I have done these in the bathroom stall at work! Why don't I do them in the hallway? Are you kidding me? I'm sorry, but I can't be the only one who doesn't want random coworkers walking by and watching me workout; even if it is just for 10 or 20 or 30 squats. It's awkward. I applaud you OP for taking extra time to workout. I believe that working in little bits of additional exercise throughout your day is really important.

    You've obviously learned your lesson; maybe the bathroom stall at work isn't the best place to be doing 100 squats in the morning. As far as your boss's behaviour, definitely talk to HR.
    ^^^Best comment.
    Well done you... I think what you should do is carry on doing your squats everyday in the toilet but perhaps outside the stalls. The more people see you do this, the more they would know that you were not lying.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,256 Member
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    So why not just do squats at your desk, or take a walk outside and do them? You should never be ashamed of exercising.

    I take 15 minutes a day (ok I try to) at work to go into our makeshift gym and do 15 on the Elliptical machine I make a point to call it my smoke break and get in people’s faces if they want to call me on it.
  • bugaboo_sue
    bugaboo_sue Posts: 552 Member
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    If the OP can "run stairs" for her exercise, she can do her squats in the stairwell.

    And I would much rather have my coworkers SEE what I'm doing so they can't make their own assumptions and be known as Ex-Lax lady or the office masturbator.

    But again the question that the OP has not answered yet is how did her co-worker know it was her?
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
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    This story just ended my short stint of squatting in my office
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    I want to tell the OP that now she know why I call my office-mates co-wankers.
    But I already shot that wad.


    Maybe we can get this thread stick'ied (alas I think the mods are going to snip it short.)
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
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    IN for the squat shaming and repression.

    Remember ladies, touching yourself is evil. Squatting is almost touching.

    Yep. When you do A2G, the G tickles. And all manner of things can happen when your A is tickled by G.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    If the OP can "run stairs" for her exercise, she can do her squats in the stairwell.

    And I would much rather have my coworkers SEE what I'm doing so they can't make their own assumptions and be known as Ex-Lax lady or the office masturbator.

    But again the question that the OP has not answered yet is how did her co-worker know it was her?

    Agreed. OP has a peeping Tom in her office.
  • cheexy85
    cheexy85 Posts: 119
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    Forget the negative posts. This is straight up sexual harassment. Regardless of whether you should squat or not in the John, everyone is now talking about you in a sexual way at work. I would go to HR without hesitation and tell them you are making a sexual harassment claim. Your boss is way out of line here and should have walked a very tight rope when addressing this.

    While she's at it she might as well accuse the person who supposedly heard her and everyone else in the office for that matter.

    Which one thing that was asked the OP never addressed: How did she know it was you?
    Her co-worker probably waited around in the toilet for her to come out. Seems really obvious to me.
  • kaseyr1505
    kaseyr1505 Posts: 624 Member
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    It's gotta suck to work with people who have x-ray vision.

    I think there's a lot more to the story than you're telling. If I heard strange noises from the bathroom, I would say something if they made me uncomfortable. If you know you make odd noises when you do squats, you should not do them where you're concealed- that saves you and prevents others from thinking you're doing something inappropriate.
  • ShellF415
    ShellF415 Posts: 182 Member
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    How did your coworker know it was you if you were in a stall?
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
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    This story just ended my short stint of squatting in my office


    squats should be done in two places.... the bedroom and the gym.
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
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    Is anyone else a chronic squatter?
  • PrincessOfTheTeacup
    PrincessOfTheTeacup Posts: 9
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    Aw man, that totally sucks! I don't get why everyone is being so rude about this person's situation! Okay so doing squats in the bathroom wasn't a great choice, but it was a mistake! There's no need to be so mean about it ya know?

    And so some of you might not make odd noises during workouts, who cares? We are all different! And that coworker might have just had their mind in a dirty place because the OP might have just been groaning/grunting and those are not sexual noises! They are just noises that is expelled from the body when doing work

    Geez guys at least try to be understanding.
  • Becksga
    Becksga Posts: 70 Member
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    It is probably best to squirt at home, not at work.

    hahahahahaha
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    The thing about stalls...

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