50 Shades - Great, or the Greatest?

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  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    Ah, yes. S&M for people who don't know anything about S&M.

    The fact that it is a competent and comprehensive introductory guide to alternative lifestyles is only one small part of the value of the set.
  • aurorareigns
    aurorareigns Posts: 167
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    Idk if you should see that with your daughter, maybe you should go with your wife.
  • Veil5577
    Veil5577 Posts: 868 Member
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    Ah, yes. S&M for people who don't know anything about S&M.

    The fact that it is a competent and comprehensive introductory guide to alternative lifestyles is only one small part of the value of the set.

    If Fifty Shades of Grey is your idea of competent, I sincerely weep for you. And my inner goddess is laughing.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,642 Member
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    I just want to make sure that if my wife drags me to this, that I don't sit in front of Peewee Herman.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Idk if you should see that with your daughter, maybe you should go with your wife.

    Some of us do not support your Victorian style sexual repression.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
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    substandard porn. that is all

    FIFY
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    Ah, yes. S&M for people who don't know anything about S&M.

    The fact that it is a competent and comprehensive introductory guide to alternative lifestyles is only one small part of the value of the set.

    If Fifty Shades of Grey is your idea of competent, I sincerely weep for you. And my inner goddess is laughing.

    Well she sounds pretty mean if you ask me. Maybe one day a man will one day write a book that is HALF as good 50SoG one day and one day your inner goddess will learn something one day!
  • Veil5577
    Veil5577 Posts: 868 Member
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    Ah, yes. S&M for people who don't know anything about S&M.

    The fact that it is a competent and comprehensive introductory guide to alternative lifestyles is only one small part of the value of the set.

    If Fifty Shades of Grey is your idea of competent, I sincerely weep for you. And my inner goddess is laughing.

    Well she sounds pretty mean if you ask me. Maybe one day a man will one day write a book that is HALF as good 50SoG one day and one day your inner goddess will learn something one day!

    :laugh:
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
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    I've heard a lot of ignorance regarding the books and now the coming movie, but this thread takes the cake. Holy crap, does it ever take the cake.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Uhmazing boooooooook
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
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    Re: A woman wrote it.



    That's like saying something was mentioned on TV or on the internet, and therefore must be true!
  • Atrocity108
    Atrocity108 Posts: 328 Member
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    I dont want to be on this planet any more.
  • Veil5577
    Veil5577 Posts: 868 Member
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    I dont want to be on this planet any more.

    Agreed.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    I've heard a lot of ignorance regarding the books and now the coming movie, but this thread takes the cake. Holy crap, does it ever take the cake.

    I KNOW! I can't believe half of the things people are writing here. I doubt half of them even ever read the series. Just a bunch of armchair critics for the new york times armchair review, writing armchair reviews for armchairs they haven't even sat in.
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
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    Uhmazing boooooooook

    uhmaaaaaaazing dooooooooooooong (of desire)
  • Veil5577
    Veil5577 Posts: 868 Member
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    I've heard a lot of ignorance regarding the books and now the coming movie, but this thread takes the cake. Holy crap, does it ever take the cake.

    I KNOW! I can't believe half of the things people are writing here. I doubt half of them even ever read the series. Just a bunch of armchair critics for the new york times armchair review, writing armchair reviews for armchairs they haven't even sat in.

    Sorry, but I did read the books. Painfully. Suffered through every page.
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
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    Never understood all the women that got all moist over this book. They called it racy, provocative, and erotic. It boring, vanilla, uninspired. The author can't even bring herself to say **** or ***** or even ****, and instead went for the ever-awkward .. "down there" .. Jesus Mother****ing Christ, I had to put that book down.

    Us guys knew it was terrible terrible porn because we were all reading penthouse forum at age 13 ...
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    I've heard a lot of ignorance regarding the books and now the coming movie, but this thread takes the cake. Holy crap, does it ever take the cake.

    I KNOW! I can't believe half of the things people are writing here. I doubt half of them even ever read the series. Just a bunch of armchair critics for the new york times armchair review, writing armchair reviews for armchairs they haven't even sat in.

    Sorry, but I did read the books. Painfully. Suffered through every page.

    The sweet suffering kind? Like they teach us in the books?

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