Ridiculous crime the above poster was arrested for???

Joannah700

Tried to marry a cat... to himself

JeffMeehan

Hijacked a truck load of sex toys.....lol

LiveLoveBeFit

Attacked neighbor with a bannana in lycra shorts

Joannah700

Replaced all the lights at Target with black lights.

Saucy_lil_Minx

Freeing all of the mice in the pet store

Phoenix__Rising

Unscrewing the pepper shaker lid at IHOPs .. the customers were fuming mad.

Saucy_lil_Minx

While I was busy doing that...she was filling the salt shakers full of sugar, and the Sugar containers full of salt!!

We Be Thelma & Louise!!!

Dat iz who we bez

MikeCrazy

She peed all over the windshield of random cars, too bad one was an undercover cop.

jacques57

Hijacked a truck load of sex toys.....lol

Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals....

YF92

Cleared the sea from fishes

Megan101792

Drove car into sea to get the fish

DaughterOfTheMostHighKing

gathered said fish to sell as sashimi… violation of health code…

Megan101792

Said I hate fish and quit

DaughterOfTheMostHighKing

oh, but I love fish!!!! especially sashimi and poke!!!! raw fish rocks!!! lol!!!

Megan101792

Gross threw up after eating bad sushi

Joannah700

Painting the sidewalk outside Starbucks.

YF92

Stealing my cessna money

And thats not ridiculous