An Embarrassing Secret...

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  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
    I really struggle with my left and right.


    Luckily, I don't drive.
  • cincysweetheart
    cincysweetheart Posts: 892 Member
    I still can't swim.

    My virginity remained intact until I was 24.

    Same here on the swimming…
    As for the other… STILL intact! :blushing: :sad:
  • otter090812
    otter090812 Posts: 380 Member
    - I am terrified of werewolves - can't watch movies with them in, and they are thing I worry about most when I am out after dark.
    - On the underwear theme, I have Wonder Woman knickers (but I'm quite proud of that)
    - I cannot remember which is which out of am and pm, and once missed an exam because I'd got the two confused.
  • notsuchaskinnybitch
    notsuchaskinnybitch Posts: 203
    I still can't remember what nouns or verbs are!
  • notsuchaskinnybitch
    notsuchaskinnybitch Posts: 203
    I often do not finish books I start reading. My house is full of them, bookmarked a third of the way through, next to the chair or bed where I started them. It's SO lame.

    Me too! I belong to a book club and just fake it at the end! I have not finished one single book we have selected! Luckily we meet only a couple of times a year.

    SAME! I have so many half read!
  • Timelordlady85
    Timelordlady85 Posts: 797 Member
    It probably isn't that uncommon... but I'm terrified of clowns


    you and me both! I also have awful motion sickness so I prefer walking mostly everywhere unless its not an option.
  • Hell_Flower
    Hell_Flower Posts: 348 Member
    I love being around kids, but don't want any myself because I'm not sure I have the capacity to love them enough.
  • fclefguy
    fclefguy Posts: 10 Member
    I have a crazy fear of both Peacocks and Reindeer. Got attacked by both in my youth, last time I saw a peacock in person at a fair my then girlfriend knew I was afraid but surprised me by taking me right next to the cage. I started crying uncontrollably out of terror and shaking, turned into a full blown panic attack. Terrifying creatures.
  • sijomial
    sijomial Posts: 19,809 Member
    I've fainted about 4 times over the years when giving blood samples - once with really loud groaning sounds just to ramp up the embarrassment factor even more.

    As my Mum recently received 8 units of blood following an emergency hospital admission I've just signed up to be a blood donor again after a long break as I feel I should give something back. Last time I donated I came round with one nurse holding my hand, another elevating my legs and a third fanning me gently with a clipboard...... Wish me luck!!
  • Kaelakcr
    Kaelakcr Posts: 505 Member
    I am a nervous pee-er. I can't do it around people...as in, if you're in the next room over, I'll turn on the water. Idk why, I'm just ****ing weird I guess. :P
  • Kaelakcr
    Kaelakcr Posts: 505 Member
    I still can't remember what nouns or verbs are!

    I just have the "JumpStart Second Grade" songs stuck in my head for that one. Noun noun noun, noun n-noun-noun! A noun is a person, place, or thing! Hey Joey, you're wearing a noun.

    http://youtu.be/7HY-LP_7c1Y

    The verb one is funny. There's a goat in it I think.
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    I am insanely afraid of snakes, to the point where I will panic if I even see a picture of a snake. If someone is talking about a snake I get extremely uneasy and am convinced that a snake is nearby. It's awful. I'm a freak. lol

    I don't freak on photos or videos of snakes, and I am not even THAT bothered by someone I know and trust having their pet snake out and loose...but snakes in the "wild", no matter how small, freak me out SO BAD!! I have always said that if I found a snake in my house or even my garage, I would have to move. I'm pretty sure if I saw a snake in my yard I would cry, or maybe pass out. So I know what you're saying for sure!

    I'm also REALLY scared about walking or driving on ice. Luckily in my area there are usually just a few days of that each year, but I will go to very extreme lengths to avoid it. Once it absolutely could not be avoided, and I had to walk across a large parking lot on solid ice...I walked about 2/3 of the way and then wound up taking off my coat and doing a crawling, sledding type of thing the rest of the way. And crying. It's related to a couple of accidents (falling and wrecking a car) I had on the ice when I was younger...but also just me thinking I'll break my teeth off somehow. I have issues LMAO
  • Oscarinmiami
    Oscarinmiami Posts: 326 Member
    no problem as long as they are comfortable! rock on dude!
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
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  • Rogiefreida
    Rogiefreida Posts: 567 Member


    I can recite most of Team America World Police.


    Holla! I love that movie. Seen it too many times. I sing the theme song all the time.
  • Mischievous_Rascal
    Mischievous_Rascal Posts: 1,791 Member
    I have an insane fear of bridges...especially large suspension bridges like in NYC. When I was young, I watched a documentary and it showed a large bridge swaying and rippling while cars were on it. I cant remember if the bridge collapsed or not, but that picture sticks with me to this day. I can get across them but I have a minor panic attack until I'm across

    That's a very healthy fear, IMO. I hold my breathe crossing them. (Underwater tunnels freak me out, as well.)
  • lavenderphoenix
    lavenderphoenix Posts: 48 Member
    My freshman year of college I was pledging a sorority and they told us all to get dressed up to go out for Halloween. I borrowed a friend's car to go costume shopping and came back with the only thing I could fit into. When I showed up I realized I hadn't gotten the memo that Halloween was now just an excuse to look as much like a porn star as possible so in the midst of the sexy nurses, kitties, cowgirls, witches there I was. Dressed as a cow.
  • CupcakeCrusoe
    CupcakeCrusoe Posts: 1,440 Member
    Embarrassing not-so-secret-anymore: Whenever I'm sad or mad at someone, I make up ridiculous scenarios in my head where I'm kicking butt. This is probably pretty common but I do it ALL THE TIME.
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,179 Member
    One time I farted in my sleep. It was loud enough to wake my guy... and he thought it was someone breaking in to our place. Fml.
  • vickish76
    vickish76 Posts: 80 Member
    Terrified of clowns and super duper clumsy - I fall down in public all the time...
  • Legs_McGee
    Legs_McGee Posts: 845 Member
    I once woke up on the airplane and realized I had turned from the window and snuggled up on the guy beside me's shoulder.. haha. He was very kind and patient. Not to mention an apparently good pillow.


    I do this on nearly every flight. Sit next to me on a plane and you're my new best friend!
  • Jessica11221
    Jessica11221 Posts: 58 Member
    I have to jump in the bed at night in fear that someone will grab me from under the bed.

    I'm also terrified of spiders.....I have to work up the nerve to kill them.
    I'm also terrified of horses. I had a few bad experiences as a child. This is a big deal because I live in the country surrounded by amish.
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    I'm 29 years old and am terrified of spiders. Not so much the little ones, though. Here in Alabama we have about 4-5 different species of LARGE spiders and we have alot of black widows and brown recluse spiders. We also have the Carolina wolf spider, which is the "Thor" of house spiders. Fury *kitten*. This summer alone, I've killed 10-15 brown recluse spiders, 2 black widows, and 4 wolf spiders that were in or around my apartment.
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member


    I can recite most of Team America World Police.


    Holla! I love that movie. Seen it too many times. I sing the theme song all the time.

    I sing along to the "Everyone has Aids" showtune song every time I watch that movie. lol
  • Legs_McGee
    Legs_McGee Posts: 845 Member
    When my parents moved they unearthed an old "training bra" of mine. As a joke, they wrapped it up and gave it to me for Christmas a couple years ago. It still fits. My then 6 year old niece told me that my mother had predicted it would.
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    When I was a kid, my dad snuck into my room and hid on the other side of the bed. He then proceeded to take my "My Buddy Andy" doll and throw it at my feet from under the bed when I walked in and scared me half to death. For those who don't know, that brand of doll looked ALOT like Chucky. To this day, the movie Child's play creeps me out.
  • Beezil
    Beezil Posts: 1,677 Member
    29 - never had a job or driver's license.
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    I didn't know the lead singer of Rush was a guy until i was almost 30. Dude sounds like a chick. FTW.
  • BigT555
    BigT555 Posts: 2,067 Member
    when i was around 2 or 3 years old i slammed my penis in a clothes drawer by accident. i was naked and bumped it with my pelvis to close it, and LittleT got a nice pinch. not exactly a secret though, thanks dad
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    I am a beer snob. I love Belgian, German, and some American micro brewers like Victory, and Sam Adams.


    I wont even drink Budwiser, because life is too short.

    I seriously go without beer if no decent beer is available, no matter how hot it is or how many cheap beers are available.

    Me too.

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