dumb questions people that don't workout ask you

MityMax96

in for following....


But my ex-Bro-in-Law saw me right before my competition at end of July.....
And I was eating a quest bar....
He asks:
"Is that like the first thing you have eaten, since the last time I saw you?"

I didn't answer.....

MityMax96

"Women shouldn't be drinking protein powder"

I will share mine with you. :drinker:

margelizard

My landlady (whose house I'm living in for the next 6 months) asked me the other day why I eat cheese.

Well, here it is. I eat cheese because I like cheese. But you know what, I weigh every piece of cheese I eat.

It still irks me, even though it was weeks ago!

MissHolidayGolightly

" How do you find time"

"are you supposed to be eating that"

"why are you counting calories"

"how much can you lift" (yes- completely void of context"

"dude- what gym do you lift at"

I have (to date) not received the
"are you on steroids?"

or careless whispers of lesbian-ism.

But if my plan holds steady- those two should be on the horizon by next year.

Some of these questions aren't' so bad.. how does one find the time.?

it's magical. I make it.

"how much can you lift" (yes- completely void of context"

"200 pounds"

300 -

Of course! Silly me.

funfang

" why do you want to lift weights? Women with muscles are scary"

--- no, Stupidity is...

" I wish I can eat like you and still be skinny"

--- well, get your a** to the gym!

Well, I only thought of those answers in my head, though I really really want to say those words out loud!!

funfang

"Squats are bad for your knees; deadlifts are bad for your back." So bench press must be bad for my boobs?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

quellybelly

"Women shouldn't be drinking protein powder"

I will share mine with you. :drinker:

Is it protein powder for women though? Because if women are going to have protein powder at all, it has to be made for women so I don't get bulky

skeo

"Why are you eating a Burger or ice cream, aren't you on a diet and working out?" :indifferent:

Whyyyyy do people think that being fit/healthy must be SOOOOO miserable?

MityMax96

.....So bench press must be bad for my boobs?

FYI,
In case anyone wants to know....
I will be working my boobs in about an hour.....just sayin

MityMax96

"Women shouldn't be drinking protein powder"

I will share mine with you. :drinker:

Is it protein powder for women though? Because if women are going to have protein powder at all, it has to be made for women so I don't get bulky

Yes, that is the only kind I get.....
I have to watch my girlish figure you know. :laugh: :laugh:

bloodofareptile

Q: But what do you /eat/?

A: Food. All of it.

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This is not a question, but my mother constantly stresses out about me lifting weights, on account of the fact that it will "make my uterus fall out".

MityMax96

Q: But what do you /eat/?

A: Food. All of it.

--

This is not a question, but my mother constantly stresses out about me lifting weights, on account of the fact that it will "make my uterus fall out".

Just tell her if it does, you will be sure to pick it up and jam it back in where it belongs.
All good mom

JoRocka

.....So bench press must be bad for my boobs?

FYI,
In case anyone wants to know....
I will be working my boobs in about an hour.....just sayin

don't push to much weight- you might tear a boob

Actually- lets' add that to the list of stupid questions/statements

"Dude I thought you tore a boob or something"

(Me- yelling whilst attempting 1 RMP of 200 BP)

Jamie. You cannot "tear a boob". Next time you max out your DL I"m going to ask if you "tore your d!ck while you're yelling)

Stuff is heavy- sometimes you let it all out.

Ldbg289

Mine range from "what do you eat to lose weight?" To(and this isn't an exact quote but you get the idea)Wow you're a good eater(implying I'm eating a lot)then a look of disbelief when I say I've lost weight.;

MityMax96

.....So bench press must be bad for my boobs?

FYI,
In case anyone wants to know....
I will be working my boobs in about an hour.....just sayin

don't push to much weight- you might tear a boob

Actually- lets' add that to the list of stupid questions/statements

"Dude I thought you tore a boob or something"

(Me- yelling whilst attempting 1 RMP of 200 BP)

Jamie. You cannot "tear a boob". Next time you max out your DL I"m going to ask if you "tore your d!ck while you're yelling)

Stuff is heavy- sometimes you let it all out.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
OH GOD!!!!
Can you tear a d i c k doing DLs?????
Srs???

teresamwhite

"Why do you take time away from your children to go to the gym? i could never abandon my babies like you do."...MIL...This one never fails to piss me the heck off...and i get this one often.

MissHolidayGolightly

.....So bench press must be bad for my boobs?

FYI,
In case anyone wants to know....
I will be working my boobs in about an hour.....just sayin

Just like people some lifters have Leg Day, I'm going to have Boob Day.

MityMax96

.....So bench press must be bad for my boobs?

FYI,
In case anyone wants to know....
I will be working my boobs in about an hour.....just sayin

Just like people some lifters have Leg Day, I'm going to have Boob Day.

If you need help with those.....

MityMax96

"Why do you take time away from your children to go to the gym? i could never abandon my babies like you do."...MIL...This one never fails to piss me the heck off...and i get this one often.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Cause it keeps me sane, so I don't kill the little crumb crunchers.....

MissHolidayGolightly

"Why do you take time away from your children to go to the gym? i could never abandon my babies like you do."...MIL...This one never fails to piss me the heck off...and i get this one often.

Those poor bubble children.