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Random Thoughts

daveymac31
daveymac31 Posts: 118
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Post random thoughts here......

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  • sweetcurlz67
    sweetcurlz67 Posts: 1,168 Member
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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    i have mixed feelings about nougat. sometimes i think it is worthless filler, and sometimes i think it is essential in being essential to a quality candy bar.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    this woman at work said something yesterday that people found funny. since then, i have heard her repeat it to different people a gajillion times. get all the mileage you can, i guess.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    you don't see many "Ferdinand"s around.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    what decision making device will i use to determine whether or not i will use my magic 8-ball to make a decision?
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    the only time i pick up a newspaper anymore is if i need it to line a cage, or a cat box or something.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    any time someone brings up pepper spray, i wonder if i can use it as a condiment.

    probably not.

    or could i?
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    i guess it's okay to be a daughter of a female dog?
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
    I :heart: you Wolverine!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    let's be honest, there have been hundreds of things greater than sliced bread. why do we insist on trying to fool ourselves?
  • Pirate_chick
    Pirate_chick Posts: 1,216 Member
    When you think about it, the brain named itself.
  • Pirate_chick
    Pirate_chick Posts: 1,216 Member
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  • Pirate_chick
    Pirate_chick Posts: 1,216 Member
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  • AwMyLoLo
    AwMyLoLo Posts: 1,571 Member
    I like turtles.
  • MasterBroshi
    MasterBroshi Posts: 108 Member
    any time someone brings up pepper spray, i wonder if i can use it as a condiment.

    probably not.

    or could i?

    Actually, my coworkers put pepper spray in their chili

    Random thought: you ever wonder how many bugs you've swallowed by accident?
  • Pirate_chick
    Pirate_chick Posts: 1,216 Member
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  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    The inside of your stomach is really outside of your body. Think about it.
  • Pirate_chick
    Pirate_chick Posts: 1,216 Member
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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    i have a meeting at 2:00. i am not a contributor. they just want me there so some guy doesn't get out of hand. i am basically a glorified bouncer for an hour.
  • MasterBroshi
    MasterBroshi Posts: 108 Member
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    You make me really want some ummm..."pharmaceuticals", right now
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Igloo coolers are meant to do the exact opposite of that which they are named after.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    You make me really want some ummm..."pharmaceuticals", right now

    Speaking of that, what if cocaine just smells really, really, really good?
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    I can literally hold my breath for the rest of my life.
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
    I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    I want to go home so bad :sad:
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
    To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
  • JojoW8183
    JojoW8183 Posts: 540 Member
    Humanity is so disappointing

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  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
    Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tiptop and bend it clear over the ground and then let her fly, because I bet you'd be amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out.
  • farfromthetree
    farfromthetree Posts: 982 Member
    It is very important to me to have a good chip to salsa ratio.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    I wonder if the calorie counts on Chipotle's website are accurate...

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