Random Thoughts

daveymac31

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sweetcurlz67

wolverine66

i have mixed feelings about nougat. sometimes i think it is worthless filler, and sometimes i think it is essential in being essential to a quality candy bar.

wolverine66

this woman at work said something yesterday that people found funny. since then, i have heard her repeat it to different people a gajillion times. get all the mileage you can, i guess.

wolverine66

you don't see many "Ferdinand"s around.

wolverine66

what decision making device will i use to determine whether or not i will use my magic 8-ball to make a decision?

wolverine66

the only time i pick up a newspaper anymore is if i need it to line a cage, or a cat box or something.

wolverine66

any time someone brings up pepper spray, i wonder if i can use it as a condiment.

probably not.

or could i?

wolverine66

i guess it's okay to be a daughter of a female dog?

shellma00

I you Wolverine!

wolverine66

let's be honest, there have been hundreds of things greater than sliced bread. why do we insist on trying to fool ourselves?

Pirate_chick

When you think about it, the brain named itself.

Pirate_chick

Pirate_chick

AwMyLoLo

I like turtles.

MasterBroshi

any time someone brings up pepper spray, i wonder if i can use it as a condiment.

probably not.

or could i?

Actually, my coworkers put pepper spray in their chili

Random thought: you ever wonder how many bugs you've swallowed by accident?

Pirate_chick

tincanonastring

The inside of your stomach is really outside of your body. Think about it.

Pirate_chick

wolverine66

i have a meeting at 2:00. i am not a contributor. they just want me there so some guy doesn't get out of hand. i am basically a glorified bouncer for an hour.

MasterBroshi

You make me really want some ummm..."pharmaceuticals", right now

tincanonastring

Igloo coolers are meant to do the exact opposite of that which they are named after.

tincanonastring

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You make me really want some ummm..."pharmaceuticals", right now

Speaking of that, what if cocaine just smells really, really, really good?

tincanonastring

I can literally hold my breath for the rest of my life.

shellma00

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

BlueBombers

I want to go home so bad :sad:

shellma00

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

JojoW8183

Humanity is so disappointing

shellma00

Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tiptop and bend it clear over the ground and then let her fly, because I bet you'd be amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out.

farfromthetree

It is very important to me to have a good chip to salsa ratio.

tincanonastring

I wonder if the calorie counts on Chipotle's website are accurate...