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  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tiptop and bend it clear over the ground and then let her fly, because I bet you'd be amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out.
    I have the desire to do this now.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    Why can't I ever get free pie from McDonald's? :sad:
  • Pirate_chick
    Pirate_chick Posts: 1,216 Member
    Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tiptop and bend it clear over the ground and then let her fly, because I bet you'd be amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out.
    I have the desire to do this now.

    me too, I am imagining really pissed off squirrels.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tiptop and bend it clear over the ground and then let her fly, because I bet you'd be amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out.
    I have the desire to do this now.

    me too, I am imagining really pissed off squirrels.
    Made me think of...
    iQkvW.gif
  • happysquidmuffin
    happysquidmuffin Posts: 651 Member
    Why do we call them fingers? I've never seen them fing.
  • Pirate_chick
    Pirate_chick Posts: 1,216 Member
    Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tiptop and bend it clear over the ground and then let her fly, because I bet you'd be amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out.
    I have the desire to do this now.

    me too, I am imagining really pissed off squirrels.
    Made me think of...
    iQkvW.gif


    I just burst out laughing! This is hilarious!
  • MasterBroshi
    MasterBroshi Posts: 108 Member
    Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tiptop and bend it clear over the ground and then let her fly, because I bet you'd be amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out.
    I have the desire to do this now.

    me too, I am imagining really pissed off squirrels.
    Made me think of...
    iQkvW.gif


    I just burst out laughing! This is hilarious!

    That is so mean! Hahahaha
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tiptop and bend it clear over the ground and then let her fly, because I bet you'd be amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out.
    I have the desire to do this now.

    me too, I am imagining really pissed off squirrels.
    Made me think of...
    iQkvW.gif


    I just burst out laughing! This is hilarious!

    I have literally watched this gif for tens of minutes straight.
  • HeidiCooksSupper
    HeidiCooksSupper Posts: 3,832 Member
    There are three large fire trucks and several smaller FD vehicles in front of a house down the block. I think someone is having a worse afternoon than any of us.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    Why are little candy bars called "fun" sized? Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a large one?
  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
    I hate that even though you love your gadgets and they work fine, new iOS installments make them useless and you're forced to get new gadgets to keep up. I love my 1st gen i-pad but the updates are making it useless to me.

    Edited to note that even once my i-pad is phased out completely, I will still be able to use it to bludgeon would be attackers. So it will always be useful as opposed to useless, as previously stated.
  • Marilyn0924
    Marilyn0924 Posts: 797 Member
    Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tiptop and bend it clear over the ground and then let her fly, because I bet you'd be amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out.
    I have the desire to do this now.
    First the popcorn eating raccoon, now this. Laughing so hard I'm wheezing!

    me too, I am imagining really pissed off squirrels.
    Made me think of...
    iQkvW.gif


    I just burst out laughing! This is hilarious!

    I have literally watched this gif for tens of minutes straight.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    What if that person down the hall did't burn popcorn but lit a burnt popcorn scented Yankee candle.

    Also, they should make a Yankee candle scented like permanent markers
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    What if that person down the hall did't burn popcorn but lit a burnt popcorn scented Yankee candle.

    Also, they should make a Yankee candle scented like permanent markers

    I would buy the ever-loving *kitten* out of that candle. On another somewhat related note, why did Yankee stop making the "Leather" candle. It was amazing and I want it and I'm going to hold my breath until they bring it back.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
    .
    Screw everyone else, I'm here for the kitten gifs.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    What if that person down the hall did't burn popcorn but lit a burnt popcorn scented Yankee candle.

    Also, they should make a Yankee candle scented like permanent markers

    I would buy the ever-loving *kitten* out of that candle. On another somewhat related note, why did Yankee stop making the "Leather" candle. It was amazing and I want it and I'm going to hold my breath until they bring it back.
    Are Yankee candles good? It's so hard to find one that smells like it says it does.
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    Why is a college that permits both men and women called "Coed", yet when a female is murdered they say on the news "Death of a Coed" I don't get this! Shouldn't it mean a man and a woman were killed?

    Forget it...I've taken too much cold medicine!
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
    .
    Screw everyone else, I'm here for the kitten gifs.
    Is that a demand?
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    Why are flies so attracted to pile of dog *kitten*?

    Also....


    Why do dogs eat cat poop?
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
    .
    Screw everyone else, I'm here for the kitten gifs.

    1274705485_kitten.gif
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
    .
    Screw everyone else, I'm here for the kitten gifs.
    Is that a demand?

    Not sure if it's a demand, but it could be a request... *nudgenudgewinkwink
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    gurgitation is a word.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    i usually care a lot less than whatever i am outwardly indicating.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
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    I'm amused by this
  • Wondergirll
    Wondergirll Posts: 26
    Where did the term "holy *kitten*" come from? Were they talking about Jesus's feces?
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    to me, going to walmart is just like biting your toe nails: everyone does it, but no one wants to admit it.


    what's that? that's gross and not everyone does that?


    forget i said anything.
  • mikedenali
    mikedenali Posts: 181 Member
    Everywhere you go, there you are
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    fun fact: the term "toast" when used in a group to raise their glasses and wish people well is related to burned bread. people used to used spiced toast to put in drinks to flavor them.

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