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    • Posts: 4,899 Member
      What ever happened to beer wenches and why?
    • Posts: 3,944 Member
      What ever happened to beer wenches and why?

      This is quite relevant to my interests...
    • Posts: 1,684 Member
      What ever happened to beer wenches and why?

      They got promoted and are now considered exotic dancers...
    • Posts: 3,944 Member
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      They got promoted and are now considered exotic dancers...
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      But dancers don't bring beer... *pouts*
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    • Posts: 1,684 Member
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      But dancers don't bring beer... *pouts*

      I cannot help it, that was part of their promotion...
    • Posts: 180 Member
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      But dancers don't bring beer... *pouts*

      they will however sashay a nice fruity margarita your way if you ask nicely.....

      with a side of crabs.
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      I cannot help it, that was part of their promotion...

      My point. We need to bring back the beer wench, and not just at Tilted Kilt*



      * note the kilt reference for something or other that is going on today
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      My point. We need to bring back the beer wench, and not just at Tilted Kilt*



      * note the kilt reference for something or other that is going on today

      I got nothing.. I guess I better find out what is going on with kilts today...
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      For a percentage of the population, cilantro tastes like soap. Does that mean that if they eat soap it tastes like cilantro?
    • Posts: 180 Member
      For a percentage of the population, cilantro tastes like soap. Does that mean that if they eat soap it tastes like cilantro?

      go eat some soap and let us know
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      go eat some soap and let us know

      But cilantro doesn't taste like soap to me. I love cilantro!
    • Posts: 6,420 Member
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      This is, by far, the most disturbing thing you have ever written. And that is really saying something...

      Aww you say the sweetest things.
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      As a woman, I have big feet. If I were a dude...
    • Posts: 3,069 Member
      Speaking of cilantro why does it smell like stinkbugs! GROSS!
    • Posts: 1,684 Member
      If every day were like today.. would I really weigh XXX in 5 weeks??
    • Posts: 3,942 Member
      You know how birds have sussed out that supermarkets contain food from observation. Have they worked out that petrol powers cars?
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      I'd like to make a toast to bread, because if there weren't any bread, we wouldn't have any toast. :drinker:
    • Posts: 419 Member
      The Roman Emperor Caligula tried to wage war on the god of the ocean, Neptune. He had his soldiers run up and stab the water.
    • Posts: 3,440 Member
      I'm hungry.
    • Posts: 47 Member
      Why do "booty call" and "butt dial" mean two entirely different things?
    • Posts: 370 Member
      How does a man who drives a snow plow get to his work in the morning?
    • Posts: 2,228 Member
      they're zooming around too fast. i can't nail one down.
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      I'm sort of very okay with the ending of the Newsflesh Trilogy by Mira Grant (aka Seanan McGuire, or is it the other way around???). Usually, I hate the endings of a series...
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    • Posts: 633
      Even though the song, Stairway To Heaven, is about a woman who thinks she can buy her way into heaven, I believe this is a beautiful song and Mr. Plant sang it wonderfully. At least, that's my interpretation of the song.
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    • Posts: 4,646 Member
      I wonder what my dog thinks when she's sniffing her behind....
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      I have these same expressions when taking an algebra class.

      *Had to edit due to poor grammar.
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