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  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Carrots make my poop orange.
  • marquishagetaka
    marquishagetaka Posts: 322
    in my next life I want to be a teenger living in America in 1962.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    in my next life I want to be a teenger living in America in 1962.

    I mean, I don't want to be too forward here, but if that's you in your profile pic, 1962 America might not be the most welcoming place. Unless, of course, that's why you want to be there.
  • Sharon_C
    Sharon_C Posts: 2,132 Member
    I'm on medical leave for 10 weeks. I'm four weeks into it and already I don't want to go back to work. Ever. I want to stay at home and follow my dream career. Unfortunately my dream career doesn't pay close to what I make at my other job. Sigh.

    Edited for grammar
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    When I ask my husband why he loves me, why can't he explain it?

    When I asked my husband that today, he changed the subject. Later, in person, I asked again. He fell asleep like a narcoleptic. Starting to see a pattern here.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member

    Why did they just name an orange after it's color instead of something else? Were they just extra lazy that day?

    What if they named the color after the fruit?

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  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
    I wonder what my dog dreams about....
  • AwMyLoLo
    AwMyLoLo Posts: 1,571 Member
    I'm getting Chipotle for lunch. I hope they over-serve me.

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