Why Men with Big Bellies Might Make Better Lovers

GuitarJerry
GuitarJerry Posts: 6,102 Member
Guess I may have to ditch calorie counting and exercise. I'm just gonna eat potato chips and ice cream and drink a 12 pack of bud ever day.

Ya know, 'cause science...

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  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    In...for entertainment.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    If you have a quality tool, you should build a shed over it.
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    If you have a quality tool, you should build a shed over it.

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  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    If you have a quality tool, you should build a shed over it.

    Damn! You beat me to it!
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
    cause they probably sit on their *kitten* during the whole day which probably means they have a good paying job which means they have $$$$
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
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  • sugarkissprincess
    sugarkissprincess Posts: 2,595 Member
    Hmmmmmm :ohwell:
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    cause they probably sit on their *kitten* during the whole day which probably means they have a good paying job which means they have $$$$

    so money makes someone a better lover?

    that does not bode well for me.
  • wannaBrunnner81
    wannaBrunnner81 Posts: 107 Member
    cause they probably sit on their *kitten* during the whole day which probably means they have a good paying job which means they have $$$$

    so money makes someone a better lover?

    that does not bode well for me.

    Im SOL then .......
  • Blacklance36
    Blacklance36 Posts: 755 Member
    cause they probably sit on their *kitten* during the whole day which probably means they have a good paying job which means they have $$$$

    so money makes someone a better lover?

    that does not bode well for me.

    Money makes men attractive. Woman flock to rich guys, but yes that doesn't mean they are a better lover.

    On another note a good friend of mine told me his wife was complaining that when he is on top of her his big gut was always pushing in to her as much as his xx. She told him to lose weight or he was going to lose out. He is on a diet now. :bigsmile:
  • paygep
    paygep Posts: 401 Member
    I feel sad for all the ladies only getting 2 minutes of action...
  • Booksandbeaches
    Booksandbeaches Posts: 1,791 Member
    Pulling up my beach chair and popcorn....
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    cause they probably sit on their *kitten* during the whole day which probably means they have a good paying job which means they have $$$$

    so money makes someone a better lover?

    that does not bode well for me.

    Money makes men attractive. Woman flock to rich guys, but yes that doesn't mean they are a better lover.


    They flock to the rich men so they can spend on their money and sleep with the pool boy
  • They consider 7 minutes long? In what world???
  • MississippiMama87
    MississippiMama87 Posts: 204 Member
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    :laugh: Love this!! :laugh:
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    cause they probably sit on their *kitten* during the whole day which probably means they have a good paying job which means they have $$$$

    so money makes someone a better lover?

    that does not bode well for me.

    Money makes men attractive. Woman flock to rich guys, but yes that doesn't mean they are a better lover.

    On another note a good friend of mine told me his wife was complaining that when he is on top of her his big gut was always pushing in to her as much as his xx. She told him to lose weight or he was going to lose out. He is on a diet now. :bigsmile:

    She sounds lovely.
  • justcat206
    justcat206 Posts: 716 Member
    I feel sad for all the ladies only getting 2 minutes of action...

    For real. I think I need to bake my man a pie or or something....
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    fuel pods for loving machines!
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    They consider 7 minutes long? In what world???

    this is men being gun shy. without all the wires and what not 7 minutes is a quickie!
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    What is the formula...for every 50 #s lost, a man gains an inch?

    Just sayin'.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    does this mean since i am losing weight that i am becoming worse?

    i can't get to the link at work, but this is starting to worry me because I am poor and losing weight - two strikes!
  • michellemybelll
    michellemybelll Posts: 2,228 Member
    They consider 7 minutes long? In what world???
    lol right?!
  • GothyFaery
    GothyFaery Posts: 762 Member
    Just going to mention that without that larger stomach, people can get.... closer.....
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    What is the formula...for every 50 #s lost, a man gains an inch?

    Just sayin'.

    yes but that is simply because they can see more of their tool, because their belly isnt in the way.
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    does this mean since i am losing weight that i am becoming worse?

    i can't get to the link at work, but this is starting to worry me because I am poor and losing weight - two strikes!

    You are doing just fine :smooched:
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    I feel sad for all the ladies only getting 2 minutes of action...
    I feel sadder that they considered 7 minutes a good benchmark.
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    My husband is big bellied, and I have no complaints :wink:
  • BekaBooluvsu
    BekaBooluvsu Posts: 470 Member
    Got my munch food. Let's see where this goes. :laugh: :laugh: :tongue: :drinker:
  • Nicole_BGA
    Nicole_BGA Posts: 45 Member
    I like a man with a bit of a belly! They've always done right by me!!!:blushing:
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    A big belly is just more weight behind the hammer...to help, you know, pound things in and stuff.