In Ketosis, but I didn't intend to be...

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  • PrizePopple
    PrizePopple Posts: 3,133 Member
    How about this: Don't go looking for a zebra when a horse will do


    Did you consider it's your body lotion washing down into the bowl when you pee?
    Or, maybe some vaginal lubricant leftovers?
    Or, maybe your toilet water has some oil residue in it?

    Maybe it didn't come OUT of you at all? Did you think of that?

    Do I want to know why someone would be pissing body lotion? :huh:

    Dry issues?

    I'm going to refer back your gif...

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  • Hammybone
    Hammybone Posts: 36 Member
    How about this: Don't go looking for a zebra when a horse will do


    Did you consider it's your body lotion washing down into the bowl when you pee?
    Or, maybe some vaginal lubricant leftovers?
    Or, maybe your toilet water has some oil residue in it?

    Maybe it didn't come OUT of you at all? Did you think of that?

    Do I want to know why someone would be pissing body lotion? :huh:

    Probably not.
  • missiontofitness
    missiontofitness Posts: 4,059 Member
    I think MFP says it best:

    "Posts by members, moderators and admins should not be considered medical advice and no guarantee is made against accuracy."

    Go to the f****** doctor.

    Hey.
    Say please.
  • northbanu
    northbanu Posts: 366 Member
    Oh, I don't know about all that. I don't think she needs to go to the doctor if she has no other symptoms. I mean to say, I don't think I would go to the doctor just because of some mysterious sheen floating on my urine. Especially wit no other symptoms.

    BUT.... If she wants to know what mysterious sheen is, she'll need to have her doctor order some tests.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    1. See a doctor.
    2. Eat more carbs.
    3. But most importantly, see a doctor.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    How about this: Don't go looking for a zebra when a horse will do


    Did you consider it's your body lotion washing down into the bowl when you pee?
    Or, maybe some vaginal lubricant leftovers?
    Or, maybe your toilet water has some oil residue in it?

    Maybe it didn't come OUT of you at all? Did you think of that?

    Do I want to know why someone would be pissing body lotion? :huh:

    Dry issues?

    I'm going to refer back your gif...

    throwup-gif.gif

    tumblr_mumgh5RXwK1spxn1bo3_250.gif
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  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Also, why on earth were you doing a test for ketones when you're not trying to eat low carb? Did they have a special on random irrelevant tests at the local drugstore? If so, what other tests did you pick up?

    I'm curious too... makes me feel like randomly taking a pregnancy test just for funsies.

    If it comes back positive, post the results in an MFP thread...

    ...and get pissed when anyone mentions that you should see a doctor.
  • Luv2eatSweets
    Luv2eatSweets Posts: 221 Member
    Oh, I don't know about all that. I don't think she needs to go to the doctor if she has no other symptoms. I mean to say, I don't think I would go to the doctor just because of some mysterious sheen floating on my urine. Especially wit no other symptoms.

    BUT.... If she wants to know what mysterious sheen is, she'll need to have her doctor order some tests.

    Please stop saying sheen
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  • fangedneko
    fangedneko Posts: 133 Member
    Oh, I don't know about all that. I don't think she needs to go to the doctor if she has no other symptoms. I mean to say, I don't think I would go to the doctor just because of some mysterious sheen floating on my urine. Especially wit no other symptoms.

    BUT.... If she wants to know what mysterious sheen is, she'll need to have her doctor order some tests.

    Please stop saying sheen

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  • PrizePopple
    PrizePopple Posts: 3,133 Member
    How about this: Don't go looking for a zebra when a horse will do


    Did you consider it's your body lotion washing down into the bowl when you pee?
    Or, maybe some vaginal lubricant leftovers?
    Or, maybe your toilet water has some oil residue in it?

    Maybe it didn't come OUT of you at all? Did you think of that?

    Do I want to know why someone would be pissing body lotion? :huh:

    Dry issues?

    I'm going to refer back your gif...

    throwup-gif.gif

    tumblr_mumgh5RXwK1spxn1bo3_250.gif

    kanye-nod.gif
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Oh, I don't know about all that. I don't think she needs to go to the doctor if she has no other symptoms. I mean to say, I don't think I would go to the doctor just because of some mysterious sheen floating on my urine. Especially wit no other symptoms.

    BUT.... If she wants to know what mysterious sheen is, she'll need to have her doctor order some tests.

    Please stop saying sheen

    Does quoting it count or just the retyping of sheen?
  • AquaticQuests
    AquaticQuests Posts: 947 Member
    Right. I handle urine on an almost daily basis as part of my job and I will tell you that no matter how high the ketones in a patient's urine, they're never visible in macro. We can sometimes see macroscopic amounts of blood, and sometimes we can diagnose a UTI or a diabetic by smell alone (we still always run the test) but ketones are always an unknown until the test is done.

    By refusing to see a doctor you're potentially jeopardizing your health, and honestly, it's not worth that just to "prove" to some strangers on the internet that you know more than they do.

    Ok OP there's an answer from someone who HANDLES URINE ALL DAY!
    Surely you will take their advice?
  • northbanu
    northbanu Posts: 366 Member
    Please stop saying sheen

    Well at least I didn't describe it as a moist sheen.

    Or maybe even a moist, chunky, sheen.

    :wink: :wink: :wink:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    How about this: Don't go looking for a zebra when a horse will do


    Did you consider it's your body lotion washing down into the bowl when you pee?
    Or, maybe some vaginal lubricant leftovers?
    Or, maybe your toilet water has some oil residue in it?

    Maybe it didn't come OUT of you at all? Did you think of that?

    Do I want to know why someone would be pissing body lotion? :huh:

    Dry issues?

    I'm going to refer back your gif...

    throwup-gif.gif

    tumblr_mumgh5RXwK1spxn1bo3_250.gif

    kanye-nod.gif

    yes-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-2471.gif
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  • Luv2eatSweets
    Luv2eatSweets Posts: 221 Member
    Oh, I don't know about all that. I don't think she needs to go to the doctor if she has no other symptoms. I mean to say, I don't think I would go to the doctor just because of some mysterious sheen floating on my urine. Especially wit no other symptoms.

    BUT.... If she wants to know what mysterious sheen is, she'll need to have her doctor order some tests.

    Please stop saying sheen


    I just keep getting a visual that's invading my head

    Does quoting it count or just the retyping of sheen?
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Oh, I don't know about all that. I don't think she needs to go to the doctor if she has no other symptoms. I mean to say, I don't think I would go to the doctor just because of some mysterious sheen floating on my urine. Especially wit no other symptoms.

    BUT.... If she wants to know what mysterious sheen is, she'll need to have her doctor order some tests.

    Please stop saying sheen

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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Please stop saying sheen

    Well at least I didn't describe it as a moist sheen.

    Or maybe even a moist, chunky, sheen.

    :wink: :wink: :wink:


    Guise...I got it!

    It's *kitten*.

    Now we can stop saying sheen and just say *kitten*.
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  • missiontofitness
    missiontofitness Posts: 4,059 Member
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  • Daiako
    Daiako Posts: 12,545 Member
    Please stop saying sheen

    Well at least I didn't describe it as a moist sheen.

    Or maybe even a moist, chunky, sheen.

    :wink: :wink: :wink:

    I think I puked a little
  • Daiako
    Daiako Posts: 12,545 Member
    Please stop saying sheen

    Well at least I didn't describe it as a moist sheen.

    Or maybe even a moist, chunky, sheen.

    :wink: :wink: :wink:


    Guise...I got it!

    It's *kitten*.

    Now we can stop saying sheen and just say *kitten*.

    Nope I was wrong. Before I dry heaved. This time I puked
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    You want answers from fat people who are trying to lose weight. If we had the answers we wouldn't be fat. Our answers are.....see a Doctor.

    I'm sorry but...

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  • northbanu
    northbanu Posts: 366 Member
    Now we can stop saying sheen and just say *kitten*.

    K. No more sheen.

    From now on it's moist chunky *kitten*.
  • missiontofitness
    missiontofitness Posts: 4,059 Member
    I feel like this thread is going to hit 10 pages, and the OP didn't intend for it to go for 10 pages.
  • Luv2eatSweets
    Luv2eatSweets Posts: 221 Member
    Now we can stop saying sheen and just say *kitten*.

    K. No more sheen.

    From now on it's moist chunky *kitten*.


    Ok it's agreed. We can see that right?
  • northbanu
    northbanu Posts: 366 Member
    I feel like this thread is going to hit 10 pages, and the OP didn't intend for it to go for 10 pages.

    Well, honestly, I'm here 'till she boots me out.