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  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
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    What's green, red, green, red and green?

    A frog in a blender.

    This post can also double as a smoothie recipe.
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
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    what do you call a man with no arms or legs by the front door?
    Matt.
    What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the swimming pool?
    Bob
    What do you call a woman with one leg?
    Ilean

    What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?
    Art.

    What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?
    Phil.

    Twins, no arms and no legs, hanging around the window?
    Curt and Rod.

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    Doesn't matter, it can't come anyway.

    Where do you find a dog with no legs?

    Right where you left it.

    What do you do with a dog with no legs?

    Take it for a drag.
  • FatOldManMN
    FatOldManMN Posts: 1,116 Member
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    Wife: "How would you describe me?"
    Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
    Wife: "What does that mean?"
    Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
    Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
    Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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