craziest thing you have witness your neighbor do?

Elvenhearted1

My old neighbour was a raging alcoholic with some pretty serious mental health issues. Things I saw him do:

1. Abuse the goldfish in my pond. I mean literally leaning over the fence screaming "You think you'rs so &*^$ing good, swimming up and down, you come over this side of the fence and I'll &^%%ing have you!!"

2. He would sit in his car, in the garage and rev the absolute hell out of it. One day he knocked it into drive and smashed it straight through his garage door - from the inside.

3. He would order a taxi, forget he ordered it then come out and scream at the taxi driver waiting outside his house for "spying" on him.

4. One time the cops had popped around to see my flatmate to get a statement about an incident at her work. He saw the car out front, assumed we were complaing about him, and took to it with a cricket bat.

WE HAVE A WINNER

RachelStidd

My old neighbour was a raging alcoholic with some pretty serious mental health issues. Things I saw him do:

1. Abuse the goldfish in my pond. I mean literally leaning over the fence screaming "You think you'rs so &*^$ing good, swimming up and down, you come over this side of the fence and I'll &^%%ing have you!!"

2. He would sit in his car, in the garage and rev the absolute hell out of it. One day he knocked it into drive and smashed it straight through his garage door - from the inside.

3. He would order a taxi, forget he ordered it then come out and scream at the taxi driver waiting outside his house for "spying" on him.

4. One time the cops had popped around to see my flatmate to get a statement about an incident at her work. He saw the car out front, assumed we were complaing about him, and took to it with a cricket bat.

WE HAVE A WINNER

haha I agree!

Basilin

Wow, some great stories here! Definitely can't top some of them so far.

1) My upstairs neighbor decided to give my roommates and I a housewarming gift, which was a vase, with a note welcoming us to the neighborhood. Except the note was written in perfect cursive and backwards so that we needed to use a mirror to read it...

2) This same neighbor once appeared at our door and asked us to come watch the UFO's with him. Of course we did.

3) Same neighbor showed up with 3 boxes of various kinds of alcohol he took from some old woman's apartment who was an alcoholic and had been stashing it in her closet. He literally dropped a box of booze on the doorstep for us.

Best neighbor I ever had.

4) One neighbor peed off the balcony several times and would spy on everyone if they did anything outside. He also told me about how he found human remains on the side of the road and instead of reporting it he took them and made them into jewelry... I hope he was making that up.

DonM46

She watered the flowers in her back yard while topless.
Oh, BTW, she's in her 90s.

RachelStidd

She watered the flowers in her back yard while topless.
Oh, BTW, she's in her 90s.

HAHA I'm glad I have not witnessed that!

Beploveshomer

I was on my second-floor porch at my old apt. and something caught my eye in the window next door. My neighbor was washing dishes and her husband was knelt down behind her, pulling her pants down just a few inches and was kissing her butt cheeks!

marie3221

our male neighbor cuts wood for fires nude! He is like 70 years old!

sw33tp3a11

My neighbor with a HUGE behind walks her dogs in her boyshorts lol I think she's a stripper...

ELMunque

When I was a teenager and living with my parents my block was blocked off because the guy down the street was holding his wife hostage with a shotgun. I went out to get the paper and was rushed by 2 swat looking cops and told to remain in the house.... so I watched through the window.

Right now, I have a neighbor who is a pretty cool chick, but she is a financial cluster f***. She is always getting her water and/or electricity turned off. She has 4 kids who are constantly coming over to take showers. A couple of years ago we installed cameras outside of my house because the kids bikes kept going missing. We were reviewing the footage one night and saw someone running back and forth in my yard. My neighbor had grabbed one of our 5 gallon buckets and was filling it up with our water hose and taking it back to her house!

BlueBombers

My neighbors are all pretty normal, nothing crazy. Here for for the comments.

ItsMeGee3

I'm so glad my neighbor isn't here to post on this! Whewww

BlueBombers

My neighbor has been arrested about 5 times in the last 6 weeks, lol

Oooh...was he/she on this show?

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fobs13

WOW!. My neighbours are all really normal..... No guns allowed in suburban Ireland (even by the cops) so have never witnessed a shoot out except on TV. This is a great topic!

Whagwan83

Came home one day to find her vacuuming her grass. Guess she is a neat freak, they often wash their driveway and sidewalk as well as the road in front of their house. The vacuuming was a new one, we did take a picture as we were sure that no one would believe us lol.

just edited to add that we will take our neat freak neighbour over those shooting up the neighborhood.

Oh my goodness, I was at my friends house and his neighbor was vacuuming the backyard! My friend said that he did it all the time.

I've seen a woman vacuuming the pavement (sidewalk for the Americans) outside her house just around the corner from my work in London...

kimnsc

Our neighbor vacuums his back deck in his underwear, washes his vacuum cleaner with compressed air and a spray bottle and after his landscapers leave if they miss a couple spots he will go out with scissors and trim up the grass "so it's level" he says.

OCD anyone?

JenAndSome

I just moved and don't really know any of my neighbors yet, but, an old neighbor used to invite everyone over for air guitar parties. He was pretty darn good, too.

At my most recent neighborhood it was mostly the drug deals and use out in the open that bothered me. I'm a very open minded person, but I don't want my kids growing up around that stuff.

And then there was the banshee across the street. It was bad enough listening to her scream at her son for hours, but when she was screaming about wanting to hit him in the face and make his mouth bleed...it was too much. Heartbreaking really. If she's screaming about that I can't imagine what she did in private.

Dragn77

Ive always had pretty good neighbors..feeling pretty blessed right about now!!! LoL

My strangest neighbor story I can think of is as a kid, in my apartment building were two brothers who at my school were supposedly skinheads? Tattooed up with uh, questionable art (if you get my drift) and wore cammo pants with combat boots, shaved heads all that fun stuff..

One day my mom sent me to the car to get something, and on my way there, this huge dog comes out of nowhere heading straight for me, I freaked, got in my moms car just in time to have this dog trashing against the door, and the older brother was behind it, telling me its okay, he wont hurt me.

Maybe *IM the crazy neighbor, cause even though I was shaking and scared, I was like...oh okay! And got out of the car... He apologized profusely for his dog scaring me. But then also told me to never...ever tell anyone what happened or next time I wouldnt be so lucky. After that, whenever he saw me hed wave and smile at me, but if anyone else was around hed give me the finger or scowl at me. That was pretty weird to me LoL

MisterZ33

my neighbour (probably in his 50s) keeps inviting me over for drinks every time he sees me. i have been making up excuses for over a year now you think he would stop asking.

hes kinda creeping me out!

Swaggs51

Saw a guy in the building i lived in wear his wifes heel to go out and get the paper.... ummm

Dragn77

Oh..and not a neighbor... But while eating at a Wendys one day..watched as a woman at the gas station next door washed her whole car with the window squeegie they keep by the pumps. I just sat there eating and watching her in amazement lol

RachelStidd

Oh..and not a neighbor... But while eating at a Wendys one day..watched as a woman at the gas station next door washed her whole car with the window squeegie they keep by the pumps. I just sat there eating and watching her in amazement lol

LOL that's awesome! I have seen that done too!

midvalesfinest

Hang himself

Walk off! Can't be topped...

jkal1979

I had an upstairs neighbor that used to play loud music late at night. One time I went up there to ask her to turn it down and she answered the door in her underwear. She would also leave her stereo on blast when she wasn't at home. Luckily she moved after a few months.

ItsMeGee3

Almost every weekend, we used to see a tow truck bring our neighbor & car home (about 3:00 a.m.). The next morning, she'd get up, jump in her car and away she'd go. I think she had a little alcohol problem. But at least she was safe about it!

midvalesfinest

Neighbor used to throw dcon packets into my yard when i wasn't home to try to poision my dog.

But he also enjoyed having loud sex with a wide range of single mom's and other MILFs in the neighborhood, and since my upstairs bedroom window could see into his bedroom, he made up for it.

BlueBombers

And then there was the banshee across the street. It was bad enough listening to her scream at her son for hours, but when she was screaming about wanting to hit him in the face and make his mouth bleed...it was too much. Heartbreaking really. If she's screaming about that I can't imagine what she did in private.

I sure hope someone called Child Protective Services on her!

seltzermint555

Maybe e she walked them early in the morning..........

trust me, this lady wasn't walking those dogs ever. She could barely walk and the only time she ever left her house was around 1 pm for fast food.

AwMyLoLo

Oh..and not a neighbor... But while eating at a Wendys one day..watched as a woman at the gas station next door washed her whole car with the window squeegie they keep by the pumps. I just sat there eating and watching her in amazement lol

OMG my husband's exact text to me this morning: "I must be a f...ing hillbilly. I just washed my whole car with the windshield cleaner wand at a gas station. I feel like Tommy Boy. "Went a little heavy on the pinetree perfume there, kid?""

AwMyLoLo

I had an upstairs neighbor that used to play loud music late at night. One time I went up there to ask her to turn it down and she answered the door in her underwear. She would also leave her stereo on blast when she wasn't at home. Luckily she moved after a few months.

We had a downstairs neighbor that had just moved in and would bump loud music while we were trying to sleep. One night my husband went down to ask her to turn it down and her front door was wide open and she was in the laundry room, completely oblivious that he was there, in her bra and underwear.... He just turned around and came back to our apt.

Dragn77

Oh..and not a neighbor... But while eating at a Wendys one day..watched as a woman at the gas station next door washed her whole car with the window squeegie they keep by the pumps. I just sat there eating and watching her in amazement lol

OMG my husband's exact text to me this morning: "I must be a f...ing hillbilly. I just washed my whole car with the windshield cleaner wand at a gas station. I feel like Tommy Boy. "Went a little heavy on the pinetree perfume there, kid?""

LMFAO!! Does your husband have a sister in South Florida by any chance, she may have been who I saw that day hehehehe!

For full disclosure though, when I was 20, I was at my friends house when it started raining...I was like, quick! gimme a sponge and your dish soap! And she joined me in helping me wash my car while it was raining. I was super broke, and paid for water so I hadnt washed my car in forever...it seemed as logical as it gets.

When we were done, her super cute next door neighbor came out, introduced himself , said him and his friends were watching us and wanted to invite us over for a beer. She ended up dating one of his friends even. Ah to be young again!!!