craziest thing you have witness your neighbor do?

neandermagnon

LazyCatPame wrote: »

Well... my neighbor is kind of the gardener and painter of the whole neighborhood. When he does ny of this two wither for any of the people or himself, he dresses himself as a man who's facing some sort of biohazard... Gas mask and everything, and I'm not as close as joking as I would like. Oh, come on, not joking at all. That man is crazy

If he's using certain kinds of spray paint, pesticides or other chemicals that are harmful if inhaled then that's probably why he's wearing a mask and any other protective gear he wears. Basic health and safety.

MyChocolateDiet

I can handle anything. Aks somebody.

JazzFischer1989

Can't really think of anything too weird. Years ago, we had a neighbor who owned a horse and one day we just saw it chilling out in his front yard. My dad let my sister and I go over there and pet it (with our neighbor's permission obviously).

Honestly, our neighbors have probably been subjected to a lot more weirdness from us than we have from them. We have a lot of property and sometimes I walk around nekkid in the summer, taking in the scenery.

raysputin

Light a backyard incinerator on a day of high winds and over 100 degrees. And yes, it did get out of hand, at which time he disappeared and let others try to control it until the fire responders turned up.

Shalvia62

Came home one night to heavily armed cops staking out our neighbor's house from the behind us neighbor's backyard. Thankfully staked out neighbor never returned and house was soon vacated.

Misshodge64

I assume he was drunk cause I smelled alcohol. He asked could he perform oral sex on me and he would pay me and he got 200 to 300 cash on him right now. The next day he was friendly like nothing happened

darkrose20

He stole the downspout off the building next door. Seriously.

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

I saw a neighbor put up 10-year old fencing while watching another neighbor work out in skimpy attire.

brockhampton

Not move away / call the police

liftorgohome

One neighbor always sun bathes in his tighty whities in his front lawn.

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

@tjkita wrote: »

One neighbor always sun bathes in his tighty whities in his front lawn.

Ned Beatty?

Caporegiem

Cutaway_Collar wrote: »

Where is her neighbour thread?

It's old, just like that fence.

cwolfman13

I have a straight visual line of site to the house behind mine because most people in my neighborhood only have horse fencing...he has a home gym in one of the back rooms in his house that I can see into if lights are on and it's dark outside.

I was up early one morning having my coffee on the patio waiting for the sunrise...he's usually in there working out, but this particular morning he was banging his wife from behind on the bench for all the world to see. There are these things called blinds which could be put to good use...

pudgy1977

Had this neighbor who crashed one of our parties, he came with his young son. My friend says "He's so sweet, how old is he/" And in all seriousness, he looks at me and says "Gosh I don't know, how old would you say he is?"

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

@cwolfman13 wrote: »

I have a straight visual line of site to the house behind mine because most people in my neighborhood only have horse fencing...he has a home gym in one of the back rooms in his house that I can see into if lights are on and it's dark outside.

I was up early one morning having my coffee on the patio waiting for the sunrise...he's usually in there working out, but this particular morning he was banging his wife from behind on the bench for all the world to see. There are these things called blinds which could be put to good use...

And you immediately turned and went back into the house, right?

Sivadee00

Sadly, I don't think I have any classy neighbors.

One slams the front door so that all other neighbors know they are home.

A different neighbor would bring her lunchbreak guy toy and have a screaming time. This same woman use to swear and yell at her kid too. It was really sad.

The worst of them moved out a few months ago. A young trashy couple. They were renters and they had dodgey people who would randomly visit them at all hours. They managed to completely destroy two of their own cars in a matter of months. They had some domestic problems too. The police were always at their door.

Unavita11

My neighbor walks her cat on a leash while her parrot bird-type thing is perched on her shoulder. Probably not crazy...more like weird. And a little sad.

kevintillack

My neighbor lets their kid run around and play in the road naked.

caco_ethes

BowlingForHollars wrote: »

Once, I heard my gun loving neighbor say "I could smoke you right now" as I looked down and saw a laser beam on my chest. That was fun.

There's a good and a bad way to respond to this. One has something to do with banging his wife, I never remember if that's the good or the bad way though.

kevintillack

I also remember when I was younger and living in an apartment complex the apartments straight across from ours all the windows were lined up and the people that lived over in those apartments the husband and wife would always walk around their apartment naked.

Merkavar

wearing safety thongs to mow the lawn?

How about coming home at 2am and THEN starting a party with loud music which continues till 7-8am on a Wednesday?

Merkavar

thesunmoonandstars wrote: »

A neighbor let their dog defecate on another neighbors lawn without picking it up. So, the lawn owner neighbor put the dog stuff in a jar with water and let it marinate. She then took the contents and threw it on the other neighbors front steps who had the dog. They now have an understanding.

thats a bit extreme, at most all I would do it pick up the poo with a shovel and fling it onto their lawn.

cee134

Unavita11 wrote: »

My neighbor walks her cat on a leash while her parrot bird-type thing is perched on her shoulder. Probably not crazy...more like weird. And a little sad.

What's wrong with that?

gothchiq

We live in a neighborhood full of old folks so nothing. I guess we're the local nuts. However there are some teenagers that party in the woods behind our place. One day I came home from work and there was all sorts of "YEEEAH! WOOOOO!!!" and music coming from back there. So I screamed back "YEAAAHHH! WOOHOOO! PARTY!" They replied enthusiastically lol. I'm probably the "cool old lady" now (I'm only 48 but to a teenager that's old as dirt I'm sure.)

rugbyphreak

Well... on one side, we have the man that gets plastered and mows his lawn half to fully nude. On the other side, we caught someone sleeping in a rolled up porch mat like a burrito. Behind us, we saw their three year old daughter with her underwear around her head, peeing off of their deck. And last but not least, the people across the street... Screaming matches about drugs, they won't allow their kids to smoke pot in the house, but on the roof in the front of the house where everyone in the neighborhood can see them is totally okay.

BattleRopes

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

I live in a condo that's 90% windows. The way the building is shaped I can see into their place while I'm on my balcony. They are always banging with her pressed right up against the window. Kinky little exhibitionists. Another time I see the woman going down the hall to the recyclables room in a morph suit and a white tie. Still not sure what that was about. She said hi and told me to have a nice day, like it was a typical day for her.

Depending upon, if the window's large enough; to crash through & what floor, that might be; a fatal mistake! This actually happened to couple, I believe that it was within China; the window broke & they fell, several stories; to their deaths.

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

I once saw my neighbor taking a shower completely naked. I wouldn't say it was crazy though. I guess that's expected. I guess the crazy part was the type of shrubs she had planted next to that window.

BattleRopes

For me being a child, was when we were learning cheer leading routines; we all look up at once during it & notice that a guy, had silently snuck onto his balcony; with a tripod/camera & was recording us!

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

@CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

I live in a condo that's 90% windows. The way the building is shaped I can see into their place while I'm on my balcony. They are always banging with her pressed right up against the window. Kinky little exhibitionists. Another time I see the woman going down the hall to the recyclables room in a morph suit and a white tie. Still not sure what that was about. She said hi and told me to have a nice day, like it was a typical day for her.

Please continue with the first part of your story

caco_ethes

I only have one neighbor and he's a quarter mile away. Perfect neighbor. Love him. His Newfoundland always used to come over and have a party of one in our pool and then try to give us hugs. Got dam i miss that dog.