Topic Titles You Hope To Never See on This Site...

JillyBean819
JillyBean819 Posts: 313 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
List some topic titles that you would NEVER EVER want to see posted to this site.

I'll start...


"I was so hungry, I ate my dog. Help!"

"How many calories are in the 5 gallons of Coca-cola I drank last night?"

"Is My HRM Supposed to Electrocute Me?"

"My Protein Powder smells like dead animals, Is this normal?"
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  • AggieCass09
    AggieCass09 Posts: 1,867 Member
    haha!
  • ngoat
    ngoat Posts: 97 Member
    Red numbers are good right?
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    Heh heh heh. I'm looking forward to April Fools Day :laugh:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Was the 30 pack of beer I drank over the weekend bad for me?



    :embarassed: handface.gif
  • e3slisa
    e3slisa Posts: 65
    " Look how many calories you can burn whilst eating Doughnuts"
  • Natolee72
    Natolee72 Posts: 122 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • dragonbug300
    dragonbug300 Posts: 760 Member
    "1000 empty calories from vodka means it doesn't count, right?"
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
    "On a budget? Roadkill recipes for the family"
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    I got nothing but those are funny. :laugh: :laugh:
  • pinkissheek
    pinkissheek Posts: 185
    "Twilight Blood diet- Who is with me?"
  • Michelle_J
    Michelle_J Posts: 362 Member
    MFP is being shut down.....
  • Jacquelyn913
    Jacquelyn913 Posts: 300 Member
    MFP is being shut down.....


    NOT FUNNY!!!!
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member
    "Am I supposed to eat my exercise calories?"

    ahahahaha okay maybe i'm the only one who thinks that is funny. mostly i just wanted to say, i love your angry birds avatar! do you actually have a pig pillow?!?!?!
  • pinkissheek
    pinkissheek Posts: 185
    "does sex count as exercise?"
  • neelia
    neelia Posts: 750 Member
    "On a budget? Roadkill recipes for the family"

    LMAO!!!!

    "If I spread peanut butter on my body, do I take in calories due to osmosis?"
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    How many calories are in a can of allpo?
  • JillyBean819
    JillyBean819 Posts: 313 Member
    Hahaha! Omg Those are all hilarious!!

    "Am I supposed to eat my exercise calories?"

    ahahahaha okay maybe i'm the only one who thinks that is funny. mostly i just wanted to say, i love your angry birds avatar! do you actually have a pig pillow?!?!?!

    Thank you! I love Angry Birds. That game is like crack. Rovio is driving me crazy though. I ordered the green pig in my avatar and the black bird at the beginning of December. They sent me a red bird as a free gift weeks later because the ones I ordered were on backorder. It is now February & I still haven't received my original order. *sigh*
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    (I have seen this title) "I need help gaining weight". :grumble: :grumble:
  • Gogo76
    Gogo76 Posts: 581
    "On a budget? Roadkill recipes for the family"


    BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!:laugh: :laugh:
  • HMKan
    HMKan Posts: 472 Member
    "How many calories are in semen?"

    What? Too far? :blushing:
  • anotheryearolder
    anotheryearolder Posts: 385 Member
    How to prepare headcheese. :sick:
  • sarahnicolexoxo
    sarahnicolexoxo Posts: 230
    "How many calories are in semen?"

    What? Too far? :blushing:

    THIS.IS.WHY.I.LOVE.YOU! I love it! Never too far!!! hahahahaahahaha
  • HMKan
    HMKan Posts: 472 Member
    "How many calories are in semen?"

    What? Too far? :blushing:

    THIS.IS.WHY.I.LOVE.YOU! I love it! Never too far!!! hahahahaahahaha

    tee hee hee.

    I've literally been wondering when I'd see a question like that on here. So far so good.
  • MindyF68
    MindyF68 Posts: 42
    Is eating a whole pan of brownies considered exercise???
  • girlsaint
    girlsaint Posts: 209 Member
    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_calories_are_in_semen



    You know I had to look lol
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    "How many calories are in semen?"

    What? Too far? :blushing:
    7 calories in a tsp I believe.
  • cheshirequeen
    cheshirequeen Posts: 1,324 Member
    how about how many calories do you burn trying to get a 2 year old into any clothing? of how many calories are burnt thinking about exercising?
  • HMKan
    HMKan Posts: 472 Member
    HAHA you guys crack me up! Who's gonna lobby MFP to add it to the database?

    Not it!
  • kelligonzales
    kelligonzales Posts: 391
    "How many calories are in semen?"

    What? Too far? :blushing:

    HAHAHAHAHAH LMAO!!!! I never want to see this.. ha ha ha ha but it's freakin funny!
  • ObviousIndigo
    ObviousIndigo Posts: 382 Member
    Broccoli has calories?
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