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  • anotheryearolder
    anotheryearolder Posts: 385 Member
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    How to prepare headcheese. :sick:
  • sarahnicolexoxo
    sarahnicolexoxo Posts: 230
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    "How many calories are in semen?"

    What? Too far? :blushing:

    THIS.IS.WHY.I.LOVE.YOU! I love it! Never too far!!! hahahahaahahaha
  • HMKan
    HMKan Posts: 472 Member
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    "How many calories are in semen?"

    What? Too far? :blushing:

    THIS.IS.WHY.I.LOVE.YOU! I love it! Never too far!!! hahahahaahahaha

    tee hee hee.

    I've literally been wondering when I'd see a question like that on here. So far so good.
  • MindyF68
    MindyF68 Posts: 42
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    Is eating a whole pan of brownies considered exercise???
  • girlsaint
    girlsaint Posts: 209 Member
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    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_calories_are_in_semen



    You know I had to look lol
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
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    "How many calories are in semen?"

    What? Too far? :blushing:
    7 calories in a tsp I believe.
  • cheshirequeen
    cheshirequeen Posts: 1,324 Member
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    how about how many calories do you burn trying to get a 2 year old into any clothing? of how many calories are burnt thinking about exercising?
  • HMKan
    HMKan Posts: 472 Member
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    HAHA you guys crack me up! Who's gonna lobby MFP to add it to the database?

    Not it!
  • kelligonzales
    kelligonzales Posts: 391
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    "How many calories are in semen?"

    What? Too far? :blushing:

    HAHAHAHAHAH LMAO!!!! I never want to see this.. ha ha ha ha but it's freakin funny!
  • ObviousIndigo
    ObviousIndigo Posts: 382 Member
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    Broccoli has calories?
  • MsFitnFabulous
    MsFitnFabulous Posts: 432 Member
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    "does sex count as exercise?"



    Lmbo! There was one the other day and a lady said she was mad @ her hubby because he won't let her wear her hrm to find out. Even if she does all the work ......um we don't do that here lol!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    "The first place I lose weight is in my wiener"

    :shudders:
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    who wants to join me on the meth diet!!!!


    does this boil look infected WITH PICS!!!!!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    "The first place I lose weight is in my wiener"

    :shudders:

    :laugh: :laugh: and :flowerforyou:
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    who wants to join me on the meth diet!!!!


    does this boil look infected WITH PICS!!!!!
    How do I enter "crack" in my diary? or Does crack have calories?
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    Does it count for drinking water if i drink it out of my bong?
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    "Healthy tips on binging and purging"

    "Using depression to your advantage for weight loss"

    "Recipes for diet moonshine"

    "If I don't remember eating because I was totally drunk out of my mind, do I still count those calories?"

    "Does donating blood burn calories?"

    "So this stripper did a reach-around on me..."

    "How many days does it take for organ failure to set in when you don't eat?"

    "Why are my druggie friends so fit when they live unhealthy lifestyles?"

    "Is asphyxiation a great way to relieve 'tension'?"

    "I have this old bottle of Crisco, what are some healthy tips on cooking with it?"

    "If you lose a limb from a shark attack, could you count that as weight loss?"

    "SOu, I'wm drnNk rIjtg n0wedf nd ASleije38fjhEkfjtjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj"

    Sweet Jesus, I could troll forever. Haha.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Does it count for drinking water if i drink it out of my bong?
    No, but you have to count said consumed Doritos afterward.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    "Healthy tips on binging and purging"

    "Using depression to your advantage for weight loss"

    "Recipes for diet moonshine"

    "If I don't remember eating because I was totally drunk out of my mind, do I still count those calories?"

    "Does donating blood burn calories?"

    "So this stripper did a reach-around on me..."

    "How many days does it take for organ failure to set in when you don't eat?"

    "Why are my druggie friends so fit when they live unhealthy lifestyles?"

    "Is asphyxiation a great way to relieve 'tension'?"

    "I have this old bottle of Crisco, what are some healthy tips on cooking with it?"

    "If you lose a limb from a shark attack, could you count that as weight loss?"

    "SOu, I'wm drnNk rIjtg n0wedf nd ASleije38fjhEkfjtjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj"

    Sweet Jesus, I could troll forever. Haha.
    BWHAHAHAHA! +1
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    who wants to join me on the meth diet!!!!


    does this boil look infected WITH PICS!!!!!

    It's called Jenny Crank! Haha.

    Also known as

    Slim-Faster
    The 2week diet
    Weight loss methODs
    Rocket-Fueled-Extreme-Weight-Loss-Propulsion-Faster-Than-The-Light-Of-Speed

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