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  • MsFitnFabulous
    MsFitnFabulous Posts: 432 Member
    "does sex count as exercise?"



    Lmbo! There was one the other day and a lady said she was mad @ her hubby because he won't let her wear her hrm to find out. Even if she does all the work ......um we don't do that here lol!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    "The first place I lose weight is in my wiener"

    :shudders:
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    who wants to join me on the meth diet!!!!


    does this boil look infected WITH PICS!!!!!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    "The first place I lose weight is in my wiener"

    :shudders:

    :laugh: :laugh: and :flowerforyou:
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    who wants to join me on the meth diet!!!!


    does this boil look infected WITH PICS!!!!!
    How do I enter "crack" in my diary? or Does crack have calories?
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Does it count for drinking water if i drink it out of my bong?
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    "Healthy tips on binging and purging"

    "Using depression to your advantage for weight loss"

    "Recipes for diet moonshine"

    "If I don't remember eating because I was totally drunk out of my mind, do I still count those calories?"

    "Does donating blood burn calories?"

    "So this stripper did a reach-around on me..."

    "How many days does it take for organ failure to set in when you don't eat?"

    "Why are my druggie friends so fit when they live unhealthy lifestyles?"

    "Is asphyxiation a great way to relieve 'tension'?"

    "I have this old bottle of Crisco, what are some healthy tips on cooking with it?"

    "If you lose a limb from a shark attack, could you count that as weight loss?"

    "SOu, I'wm drnNk rIjtg n0wedf nd ASleije38fjhEkfjtjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj"

    Sweet Jesus, I could troll forever. Haha.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Does it count for drinking water if i drink it out of my bong?
    No, but you have to count said consumed Doritos afterward.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    "Healthy tips on binging and purging"

    "Using depression to your advantage for weight loss"

    "Recipes for diet moonshine"

    "If I don't remember eating because I was totally drunk out of my mind, do I still count those calories?"

    "Does donating blood burn calories?"

    "So this stripper did a reach-around on me..."

    "How many days does it take for organ failure to set in when you don't eat?"

    "Why are my druggie friends so fit when they live unhealthy lifestyles?"

    "Is asphyxiation a great way to relieve 'tension'?"

    "I have this old bottle of Crisco, what are some healthy tips on cooking with it?"

    "If you lose a limb from a shark attack, could you count that as weight loss?"

    "SOu, I'wm drnNk rIjtg n0wedf nd ASleije38fjhEkfjtjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj"

    Sweet Jesus, I could troll forever. Haha.
    BWHAHAHAHA! +1
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    who wants to join me on the meth diet!!!!


    does this boil look infected WITH PICS!!!!!

    It's called Jenny Crank! Haha.

    Also known as

    Slim-Faster
    The 2week diet
    Weight loss methODs
    Rocket-Fueled-Extreme-Weight-Loss-Propulsion-Faster-Than-The-Light-Of-Speed
  • NutritionDivaRD
    NutritionDivaRD Posts: 467 Member
    "The first place I lose weight is in my wiener"

    :shudders:

    Okay, alright.....I'll admit that most of these made me laugh. But RJ, you take the prize for making me giggle out loud with this one! Hubby perked up and said, "Whacha laughing at? What did ya read? Huh?" lol.........

    Funny stuff my friend.....
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
    "Burning calories on toilet"

    "How to weigh purges?"

    "Can you look at this rash for me?"

    "Look at THIS rash!"

    "Eating meat is wrong, and you're a murderer"
  • pinkissheek
    pinkissheek Posts: 185
    "why does it smell like tacos when I work out?"

    "how many calories are in a tic tac?"

    "So I began walking on the treadmill and started to smell smoke...."
  • pinkissheek
    pinkissheek Posts: 185
    "Burning calories on toilet"
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahah I WISH!
  • pinkissheek
    pinkissheek Posts: 185
    who wants to join me on the meth diet!!!!


    does this boil look infected WITH PICS!!!!!

    It's called Jenny Crank! Haha.

    Also known as

    Slim-Faster
    The 2week diet
    Weight loss methODs
    Rocket-Fueled-Extreme-Weight-Loss-Propulsion-Faster-Than-The-Light-Of-Speed
    Jenny crank is my fav! too funny!
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
    "Burning calories on toilet"
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahah I WISH!
    I don't know, it sounds like a lot of strain, to me :p
  • pinkissheek
    pinkissheek Posts: 185
    "Burning calories on toilet"
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahah I WISH!
    I don't know, it sounds like a lot of strain, to me :p

    yep it does...but sometimes I pick things or clean things while on the potty....weird I know ....but whateve
  • ajbeans
    ajbeans Posts: 2,857 Member
    I ate 4000 calories on Monday. So should I just not eat anything again until Friday?
  • pinkissheek
    pinkissheek Posts: 185
    "calculating dirrhea into weight lost"
  • sarahnicolexoxo
    sarahnicolexoxo Posts: 230
    "I weighed my poop to get an accurate amount of pounds dropped...**WITH PICS**"
  • pinkissheek
    pinkissheek Posts: 185
    "I weighed my poop to get an accurate amount of pounds dropped...**WITH PICS**"
    oh wow!
  • qtwells82
    qtwells82 Posts: 352
    "How many calories are in semen?"

    What? Too far? :blushing:

    Between 5 and 7 calories...just sayin
  • HMKan
    HMKan Posts: 472 Member
    "I weighed my poop to get an accurate amount of pounds dropped...**WITH PICS**"

    and THIS is why I love you! Our potty humor is neverending!
  • mikeveggie68
    mikeveggie68 Posts: 116
    Colon Cleansing: A guide to weight loss.
  • HMKan
    HMKan Posts: 472 Member
    Colon Massage: A How-To Guide (With Pictures!)
  • HMKan
    HMKan Posts: 472 Member
    ooooh. here's one.

    "Can someone tell me if my poop is supposed to be this color? (pics)"
  • sarahnicolexoxo
    sarahnicolexoxo Posts: 230
    ooooh. here's one.

    "Can someone tell me if my poop is supposed to be this color? (pics)"

    HAHAHAHA. Why is it black with neon green stripes?
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    "How do I gauge the intensity from 'furious *kitten*' while on Viagra, and how many calories would that burn? Should I worry about chafing later?"
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    ooooh. here's one.

    "Can someone tell me if my poop is supposed to be this color? (pics)"

    HAHAHAHA. Why is it black with neon green stripes?

    Fun fact: Blue Gatorade gives it a green color. I've conducted this experiment myself.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Read about my flu diet!

    Is it safe to use a tapeworm for weight loss?
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