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  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    Is eating a whole pan of brownies considered exercise???

    I wish it was :) dieting wouldn't be so hard that way HAHA
    ^^^ what she said!
  • mamijujuphat
    mamijujuphat Posts: 407 Member
    I lost 25 lbs in one month...

    you know it's a big lie & they're full of it... lol
    What's that, envy? When I first started cycling I lost 20 pounds from July 15- August 5.


    hahaha.... well big ups to you then... no envy here... I don't hate... I congratulate... chill... this thread is all in good fun
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
    hahaha.... well big ups to you then... no envy here... I don't hate... I congratulate... chill... this thread is all in good fun
    Sorry, I guess it was just how you broadly labeled anyone who does have a big loss a liar that I didn't really think was fun. That's all, I just wanted to point that out :) I don't particularly care—I assure you it has no effect on me—but I would imagine it could be discouraging to some.
  • mamijujuphat
    mamijujuphat Posts: 407 Member
    flirty girl fitness kit :bigsmile: I believe it comes with one....

    SHUT RJ DONT SAY A WORD!!
    Bahahha... I'm Lmao... with all the replies... to many to quote.... love a good laugh.. & sense of humor...haha... maybe there's one some people don't wanna see.. but I'm kinda curious..lol


    How many calories do you burn on the stripper pole?

    A lot according to Carmen Elecctra.... ha ha ha


    I know... I need me a stripper pole rotf lmao!!!

    Ha ha ha My husband would be down for this kinda excersice ha ha ha I just think i might get distarcted and never finish it. ha ha ha

    lol.... I've seen those on tv.. I should get one.. lol...I don't think it's enough to hold me... lol... but I'm sure the hubs would mos' def' get a kick out of that.. huh Kel' wink wink ;]
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    How many calories do i burn giving head?

    That obviously depends on how well you slob knob. If you suck at sucking, you may be forced to just stop it altogether. LMAO.
  • Stefani74
    Stefani74 Posts: 448 Member
    I gotta quit reading this at work!! YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY CRACKIN ME UP!!
  • mamijujuphat
    mamijujuphat Posts: 407 Member
    hahaha.... well big ups to you then... no envy here... I don't hate... I congratulate... chill... this thread is all in good fun
    Sorry, I guess it was just how you broadly labeled anyone who does have a big loss a liar that I didn't really think was fun. That's all, I just wanted to point that out :) I don't particularly care—I assure you it has no effect on me—but I would imagine it could be discouraging to some.

    I understand what'chu mean....it was not to be taken so literal... that's why it was posted on chit-chat..not on motivation... I commend anyone who has a great big loss... because that'snot what I'm about..& in no way I was trynna' put anyone down... or discourage..just depends on how they achieved it.... I know great loss is possible with a good diet & hard exercise...=D
  • cheshirequeen
    cheshirequeen Posts: 1,324 Member
    oh i went through all these and i was almost in tears laughing from them(does that count as exercise?)
  • CalorieNinja
    CalorieNinja Posts: 645 Member
    oh i went through all these and i was almost in tears laughing from them(does that count as exercise?)

    You burn 1.3 calories a min. laughing - so laugh it up.... you might get somewhere eventually :) lol
  • fitnesspirateninja
    fitnesspirateninja Posts: 667 Member
    "When I vomit, should I subtract those calories from the food purged from my total for the day?"

    THIS is one I'm actually surprised I haven't seen.



    ahhhh I've seen it!!!

    I've seen it, too.
  • Jovialation
    Jovialation Posts: 7,632 Member
    theres too many lulz here

    and really i love all the minds in the gutter!
  • hahaha.... well big ups to you then... no envy here... I don't hate... I congratulate... chill... this thread is all in good fun
    Sorry, I guess it was just how you broadly labeled anyone who does have a big loss a liar that I didn't really think was fun. That's all, I just wanted to point that out :) I don't particularly care—I assure you it has no effect on me—but I would imagine it could be discouraging to some.


    Wow I guess some people can't just have fun. Nothing she said was descouraging for anyone who can take a joke. Maybe and this is just a thought you should stay off chit chat cause you can't take a joke. Big loses are awesome but rarley seen unless your working out 8 hours a day or doing shady diet practices. Again not saying it can't happen. So please don't jump on this ban wagon too and try to "put me my place" It was all in fun and you took the fun out. I guess another stupid post topic would be How many calories are burnt putting people down to make yourself feel smarter. Hmmm maybe you should post that one.
  • How many calories do i burn giving head?

    That obviously depends on how well you slob knob. If you suck at sucking, you may be forced to just stop it altogether. LMAO.


    Ha ha ha oh **** LMAO
  • dragonbug300
    dragonbug300 Posts: 760 Member
    "Breast implants and weight gain"

    "Should I shave my head to get an accurate weight reading?"
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    "When I vomit, should I subtract those calories from the food purged from my total for the day?"
    THIS is one I'm actually surprised I haven't seen.
    ahhhh I've seen it!!!
    I've seen it, too.
    The time I saw it, it was because the girl was actually sick not just purging.
  • Gogo76
    Gogo76 Posts: 581
    "When I vomit, should I subtract those calories from the food purged from my total for the day?"
    THIS is one I'm actually surprised I haven't seen.
    ahhhh I've seen it!!!
    I've seen it, too.
    The time I saw it, it was because the girl was actually sick not just purging.
    Why have I never seen this?
  • bbb84
    bbb84 Posts: 418 Member
    How many calories do i burn giving head?

    That obviously depends on how well you slob knob. If you suck at sucking, you may be forced to just stop it altogether. LMAO.

    I guess if you have skills you don't have to worry about the calorie content of the "filling", you earned it :-)
  • Gogo76
    Gogo76 Posts: 581
    How many calories do i burn giving head?

    That obviously depends on how well you slob knob. If you suck at sucking, you may be forced to just stop it altogether. LMAO.

    I guess if you have skills you don't have to worry about the calorie content of the "filling", you earned it :-)


    Bwahahahahaa.....a negative calorie snack!
  • How many calories do i burn giving head?

    That obviously depends on how well you slob knob. If you suck at sucking, you may be forced to just stop it altogether. LMAO.

    I guess if you have skills you don't have to worry about the calorie content of the "filling", you earned it :-)


    Bwahahahahaa.....a negative calorie snack!


    LMAO!
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    How many calories do i burn giving head?

    That obviously depends on how well you slob knob. If you suck at sucking, you may be forced to just stop it altogether. LMAO.

    I guess if you have skills you don't have to worry about the calorie content of the "filling", you earned it :-)


    Bwahahahahaa.....a negative calorie snack!


    LMAO!

    Who would burn more calories,the guy or the lady when the favor is returned to her? :smokin:
  • Try the new cannibalism diet - human, the other white meat...
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    How many calories do i burn giving head?

    That obviously depends on how well you slob knob. If you suck at sucking, you may be forced to just stop it altogether. LMAO.

    I guess if you have skills you don't have to worry about the calorie content of the "filling", you earned it :-)


    Bwahahahahaa.....a negative calorie snack!


    LMAO!

    Who would burn more calories,the guy or the lady when the favor is returned to her? :smokin:

    Depends on if your motions are the english or chinese alphabet.

    :bigsmile:
  • "Trying the lindsey lohan diet! Any takers?"
  • "When I vomit, should I subtract those calories from the food purged from my total for the day?"

    THIS is one I'm actually surprised I haven't seen.

    The short answer is NO.

    However... if it was less than 30 minutes ago you can subtract some... depends on how long after you eat... That is why bulimics, we run to the bathroom immediately after we eat, that way all the bad stuff in food never gets digested.
  • "When I vomit, should I subtract those calories from the food purged from my total for the day?"

    THIS is one I'm actually surprised I haven't seen.

    The short answer is NO.

    However... if it was less than 30 minutes ago you can subtract some... depends on how long after you eat... That is why bulimics, we run to the bathroom immediately after we eat, that way all the bad stuff in food never gets digested.

    so no? i shouldn't it was like 5 mins after! #fail...
  • twinoakbob
    twinoakbob Posts: 177 Member
    Given the "I Like Tacos" thread and where that has gone. I hope we never see a "I Like Sausage" thread.
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    "Help, I have lost my gutt and still cant see IT."
  • "Does anyone know how to dispose of a Body"
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