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  • NutritionDivaRD
    NutritionDivaRD Posts: 467 Member
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    "The first place I lose weight is in my wiener"

    :shudders:

    Okay, alright.....I'll admit that most of these made me laugh. But RJ, you take the prize for making me giggle out loud with this one! Hubby perked up and said, "Whacha laughing at? What did ya read? Huh?" lol.........

    Funny stuff my friend.....
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
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    "Burning calories on toilet"

    "How to weigh purges?"

    "Can you look at this rash for me?"

    "Look at THIS rash!"

    "Eating meat is wrong, and you're a murderer"
  • pinkissheek
    pinkissheek Posts: 185
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    "why does it smell like tacos when I work out?"

    "how many calories are in a tic tac?"

    "So I began walking on the treadmill and started to smell smoke...."
  • pinkissheek
    pinkissheek Posts: 185
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    "Burning calories on toilet"
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahah I WISH!
  • pinkissheek
    pinkissheek Posts: 185
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    who wants to join me on the meth diet!!!!


    does this boil look infected WITH PICS!!!!!

    It's called Jenny Crank! Haha.

    Also known as

    Slim-Faster
    The 2week diet
    Weight loss methODs
    Rocket-Fueled-Extreme-Weight-Loss-Propulsion-Faster-Than-The-Light-Of-Speed
    Jenny crank is my fav! too funny!
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
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    "Burning calories on toilet"
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahah I WISH!
    I don't know, it sounds like a lot of strain, to me :p
  • pinkissheek
    pinkissheek Posts: 185
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    "Burning calories on toilet"
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahah I WISH!
    I don't know, it sounds like a lot of strain, to me :p

    yep it does...but sometimes I pick things or clean things while on the potty....weird I know ....but whateve
  • ajbeans
    ajbeans Posts: 2,857 Member
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    I ate 4000 calories on Monday. So should I just not eat anything again until Friday?
  • pinkissheek
    pinkissheek Posts: 185
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    "calculating dirrhea into weight lost"
  • sarahnicolexoxo
    sarahnicolexoxo Posts: 230
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    "I weighed my poop to get an accurate amount of pounds dropped...**WITH PICS**"
  • pinkissheek
    pinkissheek Posts: 185
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    "I weighed my poop to get an accurate amount of pounds dropped...**WITH PICS**"
    oh wow!
  • qtwells82
    qtwells82 Posts: 352
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    "How many calories are in semen?"

    What? Too far? :blushing:

    Between 5 and 7 calories...just sayin
  • HMKan
    HMKan Posts: 472 Member
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    "I weighed my poop to get an accurate amount of pounds dropped...**WITH PICS**"

    and THIS is why I love you! Our potty humor is neverending!
  • mikeveggie68
    mikeveggie68 Posts: 116
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    Colon Cleansing: A guide to weight loss.
  • HMKan
    HMKan Posts: 472 Member
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    Colon Massage: A How-To Guide (With Pictures!)
  • HMKan
    HMKan Posts: 472 Member
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    ooooh. here's one.

    "Can someone tell me if my poop is supposed to be this color? (pics)"
  • sarahnicolexoxo
    sarahnicolexoxo Posts: 230
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    ooooh. here's one.

    "Can someone tell me if my poop is supposed to be this color? (pics)"

    HAHAHAHA. Why is it black with neon green stripes?
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    "How do I gauge the intensity from 'furious *kitten*' while on Viagra, and how many calories would that burn? Should I worry about chafing later?"
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    ooooh. here's one.

    "Can someone tell me if my poop is supposed to be this color? (pics)"

    HAHAHAHA. Why is it black with neon green stripes?

    Fun fact: Blue Gatorade gives it a green color. I've conducted this experiment myself.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Read about my flu diet!

    Is it safe to use a tapeworm for weight loss?

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