Topic Titles You Hope To Never See on This Site...

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  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    How many lbs is a tampond so I can deduct from my weight?
  • "The first place I lose weight is in my wiener"

    :shudders:


    HA HA HA HOLY CRAP THIS MADE ME LAUGH!!
  • ooooh. here's one.

    "Can someone tell me if my poop is supposed to be this color? (pics)"


    HA HA HA HA
  • How many lbs is a tampond so I can deduct from my weight?

    lmao. I have wondered that... yes.
  • mamijujuphat
    mamijujuphat Posts: 407 Member
    Bahahha... I'm Lmao... with all the replies... to many to quote.... love a good laugh.. & sense of humor...haha... maybe there's one some people don't wanna see.. but I'm kinda curious..lol


    How many calories do you burn on the stripper pole?
  • sundaysurf
    sundaysurf Posts: 72 Member
    "The Drink Your Own Urine Diet" It really works! I lost 10 pounds in a week!
  • Bahahha... I'm Lmao... with all the replies... to many to quote.... love a good laugh.. & sense of humor...haha... maybe there's one some people don't wanna see.. but I'm kinda curious..lol


    How many calories do you burn on the stripper pole?

    A lot according to Carmen Elecctra.... ha ha ha
  • mamijujuphat
    mamijujuphat Posts: 407 Member
    "How do I gauge the intensity from 'furious *kitten*' while on Viagra, and how many calories would that burn? Should I worry about chafing later?"
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    haha... oh woww!!! I was just thinkin' of something along those lines... but then again they might log those on as strenght exercises... lol
  • Gogo76
    Gogo76 Posts: 581
    "When I vomit, should I subtract those calories from the food purged from my total for the day?"
  • HMKan
    HMKan Posts: 472 Member
    "When I vomit, should I subtract those calories from the food purged from my total for the day?"

    THIS is one I'm actually surprised I haven't seen.
  • HMKan
    HMKan Posts: 472 Member
    or, along those lines

    "If I throw up before I go to bed, do I have to log the alcohol I drank?"
  • mamijujuphat
    mamijujuphat Posts: 407 Member
    I lost 25 lbs in one month...

    you know it's a big lie & they're full of it... lol
  • mamijujuphat
    mamijujuphat Posts: 407 Member
    Bahahha... I'm Lmao... with all the replies... to many to quote.... love a good laugh.. & sense of humor...haha... maybe there's one some people don't wanna see.. but I'm kinda curious..lol


    How many calories do you burn on the stripper pole?

    A lot according to Carmen Elecctra.... ha ha ha


    I know... I need me a stripper pole rotf lmao!!!
  • anewattitude
    anewattitude Posts: 483 Member
    "if I take a laxative and "unload" can I re-eat my day's calories all over again"?

    sorry.. had to put in my two cents worth !
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
    I lost 25 lbs in one month...

    you know it's a big lie & they're full of it... lol
    What's that, envy? When I first started cycling I lost 20 pounds from July 15- August 5.
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    flirty girl fitness kit :bigsmile: I believe it comes with one....

    SHUT RJ DONT SAY A WORD!!
    Bahahha... I'm Lmao... with all the replies... to many to quote.... love a good laugh.. & sense of humor...haha... maybe there's one some people don't wanna see.. but I'm kinda curious..lol


    How many calories do you burn on the stripper pole?

    A lot according to Carmen Elecctra.... ha ha ha


    I know... I need me a stripper pole rotf lmao!!!
  • HMKan
    HMKan Posts: 472 Member
    I lost 25 lbs in one month...

    you know it's a big lie & they're full of it... lol
    What's that, envy? When I first started cycling I lost 20 pounds from July 15- August 5.

    I know its contraversial and nobody is forcing it on people who don't want to try it, but the HCG diet causes weight loss that can be that fast as well.
  • "When I vomit, should I subtract those calories from the food purged from my total for the day?"

    THIS is one I'm actually surprised I haven't seen.



    ahhhh I've seen it!!!
  • JillyBean819
    JillyBean819 Posts: 313 Member
    or, along those lines

    "If I throw up before I go to bed, do I have to log the alcohol I drank?"


    HAHAHAHAHA!!
  • JillyBean819
    JillyBean819 Posts: 313 Member
    "When I vomit, should I subtract those calories from the food purged from my total for the day?"

    THIS is one I'm actually surprised I haven't seen.



    ahhhh I've seen it!!!

    Oh gross!!
  • Bahahha... I'm Lmao... with all the replies... to many to quote.... love a good laugh.. & sense of humor...haha... maybe there's one some people don't wanna see.. but I'm kinda curious..lol


    How many calories do you burn on the stripper pole?

    A lot according to Carmen Elecctra.... ha ha ha


    I know... I need me a stripper pole rotf lmao!!!

    Me too... frist i should learn rythem right?
  • flirty girl fitness kit :bigsmile: I believe it comes with one....

    SHUT RJ DONT SAY A WORD!!
    Bahahha... I'm Lmao... with all the replies... to many to quote.... love a good laugh.. & sense of humor...haha... maybe there's one some people don't wanna see.. but I'm kinda curious..lol


    How many calories do you burn on the stripper pole?

    A lot according to Carmen Elecctra.... ha ha ha


    I know... I need me a stripper pole rotf lmao!!!

    Ha ha ha My husband would be down for this kinda excersice ha ha ha I just think i might get distarcted and never finish it. ha ha ha
  • How many calories do i burn giving head?
  • CalorieNinja
    CalorieNinja Posts: 645 Member
    Is eating a whole pan of brownies considered exercise???

    I wish it was :) dieting wouldn't be so hard that way HAHA
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    How many calories do i burn giving head?

    Needs to invent a way to measure that. :bigsmile:
  • CalorieNinja
    CalorieNinja Posts: 645 Member
    "How many calories are in semen?"

    What? Too far? :blushing:
    7 calories in a tsp I believe.

    Does this mean we need to spit first to see how many servings of semen we had? sorry I had to :)
  • "How many calories are in semen?"

    What? Too far? :blushing:
    7 calories in a tsp I believe.

    Does this mean we need to spit first to see how many servings of semen we had? sorry I had to :)

    ha ha ha ha I'm glad you did ha ha ha
  • How many calories do i burn giving head?

    Needs to invent a way to measure that. :bigsmile:

    thats neck muscle strength training right? ha ha ha
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    How many calories do i burn giving head?

    Needs to invent a way to measure that. :bigsmile:

    thats neck muscle strength training right? ha ha ha

    bwahaharoll.gif
  • Is getting up to change the channel on the tv because I forgot to get remote batteries considered exercise?

    Is cheering for my football team considered exercise because I think I almost gave myself a heart attack doing it. Is that normal?
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