Boobies....

Texsox

great use of salacious, your high school English teacher would be proud.

freerange

**I'm posting this in chit chat because it's kind of a silly subject- didn't want to be 'read my rights' by the 'forum police' if I posted it anywhere else....**

I've been thinking- I wonder how much the girls weigh? No, not my children- 'the' girls. I've always been big breasted – both a blessing and a curse, I guess. When I was in my teens I wanted a breast reduction so bad but as I got older I started to realize the 'power' the girls had and I embraced it. Mmmhmm- these DD could get me into clubs quicker- an endless supply of drinks- and all the attention I craved. They weren't going anywhere!

Today I decided to see if I could actually weigh them- yes I was bored. I pulled out my regular scale and put it on the counter- plopped one down- nothing.... not heavy enough to register. Hmmm, maybe my food scale would work. Same thing- counter- plop.... whoa now it was too heavy. The scale just went all the way around and stopped back at zero. Damn. Hmmm, there has to be a way. There has to be a scale. Then it dawned on me- the produce scale at the grocery store!!! Now I know I can't walk into the local Stop N Shop and plop one on the scale- I'd get some strange looks and I would hate to see the headlines the following day- Woman needs to know weight of breasts- exposes herself in produce department- but I really want to know. Maybe I could estimate what they feel like and compare it to a melon or something and weigh the melon.....

Anyone else ever try to weigh them?

Didn't read all the post so if someone else offered please forgive me. But I would be willing to give you my best guess, but I have to see them in person first, I'm known world wide for my ability to correctly guess the weight of "the girls" you can reach me a BR549 to set up an appointment. :wink,,,,,,, oh stop it I was just kidding.

Shiralee89

I would love to know the weight of my boobs, but there is no way to accurately measure them. Breast density, percentage of fat cells, milk filled lactating breasts vs. non-nursing breasts, etc. all contribute to variations in breast weight for the same breast volume. There are several different methods that I have used to estimate the weight of my breasts. Each method gives a different result and there are differences when using the same method but repeating the procedure two or three different times.
I am a 14H (34H)

binary_jester

Mine...weigh about a handful each. *rawr*

...and it is my job to reply to ANYTHING that has the word boobies in it.

Texsox

y'all know this thread is useless without pics . . .

mamabearr

Best post EVER.
I'm a 34DDD. I wonder how much my boobies would weigh. Maybe I will go scavenge through the kitchen for the scale. I feel like this is comparable to when dudes measure their "soilders".

mamabearr

And don't deny it fellahs. We all know that every man has the itch of curiosity strong enough to whip out a ruler and down the pants.

Texsox

Which is why women are so bad at math, they are shown 4" and told it's a foot . . .

WillPillageYourVillageForFood

Can't speak with any certanity about real boobs, but I do know that when I got my implants I asked my doctor how much they would weigh and he said that 1 cc of water weighs 1 gram. I got 475 cc's on each side so mine only weigh 1 3/4 pounds each. I was kind of disappointed to find out they weighed that little because I was hoping to be able to subtract at least 5 pounds from the scale. :laugh:

weddingprincess

Ok so if I go with the 2 lbs. per cup then you all get to figure it out. I wear a 42 i/I. Which would explain why I hate them and have been wanting a reduction since I was 18. Every pound I loose my boobs find. Not joking. The smaller I get the bigger they stay. They refuse to go away or even shrink.....ugh. They have even discovered that there is somehow a tiny area where they can go under my arms which of course I seem to squish or pinch them all the time at. Supposedly I stick out 8" from my ribs. So not true with all the proper measurements I stick out 8 1/2" So thank you to everyone for the giggles, it made my week. Oh and if you are all curious this is why I am loosing weight. These suckers are out of here. Along with $10000.

Tiggermummy

I had to have mine weighed in my 20's when I saw a doc for a reduction - they weighed 16lbs between them!
I was 36-38 best fit on cup size at the time.
I am now 34JJ and they weigh approx 12lb between 'em!

I am hoping that if I start loosing more weight I might finally loose some from them.
Otherwise once I get to goal weight I will be re-visiting the surgeons for a reduction.

kbmnurse

Mine are heavy. Indentations in my shoulders. I would love to get breast reduction surgery. I might look into it this year. Not sure I am courageous enough. I know so many women that have had to have breasts removed due to Breast CA I feel guilty.

Paul02129

Hsanders3961 wrote: »

So Im not saying how I found this out, but mine are about 4 lbs...LOL! I am a 36 D...maybe C now that I am losing weight.

Now you have us curious, how did you find it out?

walkermom75

merrillfoster wrote: »

Supposedly it's 2lbs/cup size

Per boob or 2 lbs across the board? No wonder my poor back always aches!

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Southern_Fit_Guy

The only way to know for sure is to use the new app I got. You post the pictures here, it will tell me how much, then I'll tell you

jenmar222

How do ya'll weigh your boobs? I just spent like 10 minutes trying to figure it out (sadly) I'd have to weigh my whole chest O_o

jnichel

If you're going to raise a thread from the dead, this is a good one.

vikinglander

Southern_Fit_Guy wrote: »

The only way to know for sure is to use the new app I got. You post the pictures here, it will tell me how much, then I'll tell you

Yeah really! No pictures??