OT: funniest thing said after......

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  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Who am I kidding!! I l:heart: ve chicken!!! (Don't even think about it Fatsis! :grumble: )
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    Haha!!! How about...

    "Okay, now get out of my office and get back to work!"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    Who am I kidding!! I l:heart: ve chicken!!! (Don't even think about it Fatsis! :grumble: )

    as long as it's cooked, right? :laugh:
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
    How about "I'll screw anything when I'm drunk" ?????
    Thanks buddy. Not anymore, you won't!! lol
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    I don't get the "chicken" stuff. (That's not a quote... I really don't get it) :embarassed:
  • jenbar
    jenbar Posts: 1,038 Member
    "did you just fart?"
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Were you with my husband?

    "leave the money on the nightstand" is what I usually say to my hubby:smooched:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    I don't get the "chicken" stuff. (That's not a quote... I really don't get it) :embarassed:

    check your mail. :flowerforyou:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    Thanks for the clerification Mireille... now I get the "chicken" joke!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Whoever said blondes have more fun... not so sure about that!!! haha!!! I'm always waiting for the punchline... :embarassed:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    MFP after the deed quote:

    "I wonder how many calories we just burned?"
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    MFP after the deed quote:

    "I wonder how many calories we just burned?"

    About 5. :yawn:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    MFP after the deed quote:

    "I wonder how many calories we just burned?"

    About 5. :yawn:

    "Then we need to go again... several more times... I didn't have time to workout today."
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    "I promise I'll do better next time"
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    Along the same lines as you guys

    "Can we just have more sex, I don't feel like running today"

    haha,
    giggity giggity
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Who am I kidding!! I l:heart: ve chicken!!! (Don't even think about it Fatsis! :grumble: )

    as long as it's cooked, right? :laugh:

    Burnt! I like all my food WELL done!
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    "I never imagined in a million years that we would end up together".
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    "YOU'RE MARRIED?"
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    "YOU'RE MARRIED?"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    the deed.






    I hope I am not crossing the line but we did have a thread about different terms for sex.

    This is just fun humor to our minds off food and weight issues.

    How about "Thank You" ???? :noway: Why do men say thank you???:laugh: I don't know maybe it's just me, but that is so stupid...:laugh:

    How about we just say something like "WOW!" Or ummmmmm "That was amazing" or something...But Thank You????? Ok, that was the first thing that came to my mind...*goes back to beginning of thread to gather evidence*:devil:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    the deed.






    I hope I am not crossing the line but we did have a thread about different terms for sex.

    This is just fun humor to our minds off food and weight issues.

    How about "Thank You" ???? :noway: Why do men say thank you???:laugh: I don't know maybe it's just me, but that is so stupid...:laugh:

    How about we just say something like "WOW!" Or ummmmmm "That was amazing" or something...But Thank You????? Ok, that was the first thing that came to my mind...*goes back to beginning of thread to gather evidence*:devil:

    How about this "thank you, that was good. May I have seconds?"
  • LokiFae
    LokiFae Posts: 774 Member

    How about "Thank You" ???? :noway: Why do men say thank you???:laugh: I don't know maybe it's just me, but that is so stupid...:laugh:

    How about we just say something like "WOW!" Or ummmmmm "That was amazing" or something...But Thank You????? Ok, that was the first thing that came to my mind...*goes back to beginning of thread to gather evidence*:devil:

    "You're welcome."

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    the deed.






    I hope I am not crossing the line but we did have a thread about different terms for sex.

    This is just fun humor to our minds off food and weight issues.

    How about "Thank You" ???? :noway: Why do men say thank you???:laugh: I don't know maybe it's just me, but that is so stupid...:laugh:

    How about we just say something like "WOW!" Or ummmmmm "That was amazing" or something...But Thank You????? Ok, that was the first thing that came to my mind...*goes back to beginning of thread to gather evidence*:devil:

    How about this "thank you, that was good. May I have seconds?"


    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thank you sir may I have another!! :devil:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    the deed.






    I hope I am not crossing the line but we did have a thread about different terms for sex.

    This is just fun humor to our minds off food and weight issues.

    How about "Thank You" ???? :noway: Why do men say thank you???:laugh: I don't know maybe it's just me, but that is so stupid...:laugh:

    How about we just say something like "WOW!" Or ummmmmm "That was amazing" or something...But Thank You????? Ok, that was the first thing that came to my mind...*goes back to beginning of thread to gather evidence*:devil:

    How about this "thank you, that was good. May I have seconds?"


    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thank you sir may I have another!! :devil:
  • pmkelly409
    pmkelly409 Posts: 1,646 Member
    Man! I hate work!! look at all the fun I have been missing!!! Okay, I need to resign from this job and find a job that lets me sit on the internet all day!!



    "can you get off the remote, leno is on"
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    SHANNON!? razend1.gif SHANNON!? Where'd you go?
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    borat.jpg

    well...actually that would be a before thing....tee hee
  • pmkelly409
    pmkelly409 Posts: 1,646 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    borat.jpg

    well...actually that would be a before thing....tee hee

    OMG!! ROFL!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    SHANNON!? razend1.gif?o=114 SHANNON!? Where'd you go?

    Whoops! Chloroform wearing off already, huh??? th_giggle.gif
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    borat.jpg

    well...actually that would be a before thing....tee hee

    OMG....what in the world is that? :laugh: :laugh:
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    borat.jpg

    well...actually that would be a before thing....tee hee

    OMG....what in the world is that? :laugh: :laugh:

    thats a borat
    mediocre movie, shock value a plus
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    borat.jpg

    well...actually that would be a before thing....tee hee

    OMG....what in the world is that? :laugh: :laugh:

    The unluckiest piece of fabric, ever!! :sick:
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