OT: funniest thing said after......

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  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    "Now, get off my desk... I have to get back to work!"
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Did you like that, your dad showed me that trick.
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    Did you like that, your dad showed me that trick.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    "Now, get off my desk... I have to get back to work!"


    *secretly removes video camera and runs to HR*
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Here ya go, gramps. You can put your teeth back in now.
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    "Now, get off my desk... I have to get back to work!"


    *secretly removes video camera and runs to HR*

    :laugh: :laugh: *slides foot out of cubicle to trip Mirielle* *thinks to self...blackmail?...raise???...hmmmmm*:laugh: :laugh:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    "Now, get off my desk... I have to get back to work!"


    *secretly removes video camera and runs to HR*

    LMAO!!! That's great! O' wait... but I was suppose to be the harrasser...:embarassed:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Here ya go, gramps. You can put your teeth back in now.

    OMG!!! Shannon!!!:noway: :laugh: :laugh: LMAO:laugh: :laugh:

    I think the men would be saying that one (except it would be Grandma instead, in most cases anyway) ....:laugh: :laugh:

    *gets trash can to catch vomit*
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    Here ya go, gramps. You can put your teeth back in now.


    lmao!!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Here ya go, gramps. You can put your teeth back in now.

    OMG!!! Shannon!!!:noway: :laugh: :laugh: LMAO:laugh: :laugh:

    I think the men would be saying that one (except it would be Grandma instead, in most cases anyway) ....:laugh: :laugh:

    *gets trash can to catch vomit*

    Move over, I grossed myself out too. :sick:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Here ya go, gramps. You can put your teeth back in now.

    OMG!!! Shannon!!!:noway: :laugh: :laugh: LMAO:laugh: :laugh:

    I think the men would be saying that one (except it would be Grandma instead, in most cases anyway) ....:laugh: :laugh:

    *gets trash can to catch vomit*

    Move over, I grossed myself out too. :sick:

    LMAO....WHEWWWWW!!!! I MISSED YOU GUYS :bigsmile: I gotta go home now though :sad: :sad: *oh, wait! that's a good thing!! work's over:bigsmile: *
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    "do you think the next time you could take your hand off my face? I had trouble breathing."
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    You're so much better than my wife.

    She replies " yeah, my sister's not good at anything".

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: you're a sick chick Mireille....AND I LOVE IT!!!!:love::laugh:


    insert MHOLMES where Mireille's name is :laugh: :laugh: :embarassed:

    :huh: Is that a good thing?
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: you're a sick chick Mireille....AND I LOVE IT!!!!:love::laugh:



    insert MHOLMES where Mireille's name is :laugh: :laugh: :embarassed:


    :huh: Is that a good thing?

    I do believe that is a compliment......:laugh:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    Here ya go, gramps. You can put your teeth back in now.

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  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Well... it's a strange compliment but hell, I'll take all I can get!! :flowerforyou:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    Well... it's a strange compliment but hell, I'll take all I can get!! :flowerforyou:

    I'm taking it as a compliment!! :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    *woman to husband* "I know we agreed to a little roleplay but um.... next time you decide to try a costume.... not MY clothes"
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    "oh crap, you looked way better last night."
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    *disappointed* "Well that was NOTHING like the love scene in Brokeback Mountian :grumble: "
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    *disappointed* "Well that was NOTHING like the love scene in Brokeback Mountian :grumble: "

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    And I told myself I'd stay away from this thread today! :laugh:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    *disappointed* "Well that was NOTHING like the love scene in Brokeback Mountian :grumble: "

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    And I told myself I'd stay away from this thread today! :laugh:

    You can't! I mean seriously, I put a spell on you so you can't stay away from me:bigsmile: . J/k (or am I):devil:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    "do you think the next time you could take your hand off my face? I had trouble breathing."


    ROFLMAO
  • IAM125lbs
    IAM125lbs Posts: 235 Member
    Hey you like my "donkey"? It's working hard.

    WTH "donkey"
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    Hey you like my "donkey"? It's working hard.

    WTH "donkey"


    lmao!
    The funny part is I can imagine my dh saying those exact words to me! :laugh:
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    Well... it's a strange compliment but hell, I'll take all I can get!! :flowerforyou:

    Total compliment w/ envy! lol:ohwell:
    hugs!
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    so now...yes about that raise................:huh:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Hey you like my "donkey"? It's working hard.

    WTH "donkey"


    lmao!
    The funny part is I can imagine my dh saying those exact words to me! :laugh:

    :sad: I DON'T GET IT?!?:huh:
  • calatibo
    calatibo Posts: 289 Member
    a friend of mine had to say "um, i'm certain i put the condom on" afterwards once. Think was having a small heart attack until he found it...
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    This is my last one, drum roll please...................


    "moist and delicious baby, just like Duncan Hines"
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