OT: funniest thing said after......

fatsis
fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
edited September 19 in Health and Weight Loss
the deed.






I hope I am not crossing the line but we did have a thread about different terms for sex.

This is just fun humor to our minds off food and weight issues.
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  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    the deed.






    I hope I am not crossing the line but we did have a thread about different terms for sex.

    This is just fun humor to our minds off food and weight issues.
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    That will be $100 please.
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    *scratches head and wonders what fatsis means regarding this "deed" word.
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    *scratches head and wonders what fatsis means regarding this "deed" word.

    *Whispers the answer in Soups ear while putting my hand on her other ear*
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    *scratches head and wonders what fatsis means regarding this "deed" word.

    *Whispers the answer in Soups ear while putting my hand on her other ear*

    :laugh:
    See. I can laugh about that cuz others do that to me too.

    OHHHHH...That!!!:embarassed:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    "Your dad was better." :smokin:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    "Your dad was better." :smokin:

    :laugh: :noway: :laugh: :noway: :laugh:
  • debuckl
    debuckl Posts: 360 Member
    "excuse me"
  • kechiemc
    kechiemc Posts: 1,355 Member
    :embarassed:
    "I think the dog ate the condom!"
  • msarro
    msarro Posts: 2,748 Member
    "Well, that was dissapointing."



    ...don't ask.
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    My freiend says he always says "clean up in isle 3"
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    :embarassed:
    "I think the dog ate the condom!"

    eeewwwww.....:laugh: :laugh:

    How about "can I graduate now". :blushing:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    Do I still have to pay this traffic ticket?:embarassed:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Do I still have to pay this traffic ticket?:embarassed:

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    hhmmmm...I didn't know they made them that small. :huh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Buzz Buzzz Buzzzzzzzzzzz
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Do I still have to pay this traffic ticket?:embarassed:

    Is that what they said to you or vice versa (other way around).
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    Do I still have to pay this traffic ticket?:embarassed:

    Is that what they said to you or vice versa (other way around).

    I plead the 5th.:blushing:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    haha!

    My old roommate told me once that after "the deed" with this guy, he asked her if it would be okay if he tried to do it with a friend of hers.

    Of course she kicked him to the curb and never saw him again!!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Got change for a $20?
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    haha!

    My old roommate told me once that after "the deed" with this guy, he asked her if it would be okay if he tried to do it with a friend of hers.

    Of course she kicked him to the curb and never saw him again!!

    Wow what a charmer.:noway:
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
    "Could we get started now??? Oh, you're done?"
  • Koozy81
    Koozy81 Posts: 250 Member
    "Wasnt that the WEIRDEST thing ever!!!"
    "umm, no?"
  • chipper15173
    chipper15173 Posts: 3,981 Member
    "putting up shelves" mr. roper from an old three's company show
  • pmkelly409
    pmkelly409 Posts: 1,646 Member
    'who'd you expect to please with that little thing?'
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    {{thinking}} I shaved my legs for this??? :yawn:
  • Doozie
    Doozie Posts: 53
    "Your dad was better." :smokin:

    That is funny Shannon! :laugh: :laugh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    30 seconds a personal best.
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    my friend was on a cruise with me and my roommates and met a girl late at night in one of the bars onboard lets just say he heard this afterward

    "Can I come in and clean the handicapped bathroom now?"

    also, I like this one
    one of our other roommates walks in on the same guy with the same girl in one of the rooms
    were waiting outside and all of a sudden we hear

    "Hey get off my bed!"
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member

    "Hey get off my bed!"

    Ewwww. I would have killed him. Use your own bed.
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