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  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    That was great but you let go of the handlebars too soon.
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    "turn over"

    lol
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    "I think I'm gonna be sick!" (from all the alcohol)

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    {{twirling blonde hair}} So that's how puppies are made.




    (Dedicated to my girl, Soupy) :love:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    "Waffle House?"
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    after the man is already finished, the woman says to him " so, are we gonna do it or not?"
  • ty_bradley01
    ty_bradley01 Posts: 321
    *ouch! i just got a splinter in my @ss!

    --outdoor events can be dangerous lol
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    *ouch! i just got a splinter in my @ss!

    --outdoor events can be dangerous lol

    Yeah, those were good times! :wink:
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    That was like... throwing a hot dog down a hallway!

    Love this line
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    *ouch! i just got a splinter in my @ss!

    --outdoor events can be dangerous lol

    Yeah right...THAT'S why she needed the tweezers. :tongue:


    I kid..I kid...:flowerforyou:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    *ouch! i just got a splinter in my @ss!

    --outdoor events can be dangerous lol

    Yeah right...THAT'S why she needed the tweezers. :tongue:


    I kid..I kid...:flowerforyou:
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    lmao!!
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    "is that blood?"

    lol, i grossed myself out with that one lol

    Me too! Gross! :sick: :laugh: :sick: :laugh: :sick:
  • ty_bradley01
    ty_bradley01 Posts: 321
    *ouch! i just got a splinter in my @ss!

    --outdoor events can be dangerous lol

    Yeah right...THAT'S why she needed the tweezers. :tongue:


    I kid..I kid...:flowerforyou:

    Shannon shows no mercy!!!! :laugh: lol I set myself up for that comment huh...
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    "Is that... {moving mouth around with sour face}... yes it is... A HAIR!"
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    your cats trying to attack my dangly parts
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    That was like... throwing a hot dog down a hallway!

    Love this line

    How about "giving a whale a tic tac"
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    *ouch! i just got a splinter in my @ss!

    --outdoor events can be dangerous lol

    Yeah right...THAT'S why she needed the tweezers. :tongue:


    I kid..I kid...:flowerforyou:

    Shannon shows no mercy!!!! :laugh: lol I set myself up for that comment huh...

    Ya know I wubs ya!! You're a good sport! :laugh:
  • ty_bradley01
    ty_bradley01 Posts: 321
    "Is that... {moving mouth around with sour face}... yes it is... A HAIR!"

    :sick: :sick: :sick:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    "Is that... {moving mouth around with sour face}... yes it is... A HAIR!"


    eww....................
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    your cats trying to attack my dangly parts

    I hope is declawed.

    If it uses its forepaws then it is foreplay.
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    BAhaa Bahaa

    Yea I went there:devil:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    "yeah, I thought I really liked sex, but not anymore."
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    **Smacks the guy** "Hey buddy, that area is EXIT ONLY!!!"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    **Smacks the guy** "Hey buddy, that area is EXIT ONLY!!!"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Hell yeah it is!! :laugh:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    "O' my gosh! I think we almost woke up your roommate (in the room)"
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    "O' my gosh! I thin kwe almost woke up your roommate (in the room)"


    Yeah, this touches way too close to home. My old roomate used to do this to me all the time!!!
    Nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    "Well, that was a great first date. We should do it again sometime."

    (YEAH RIGHT!)

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    "since our relationship has moved to the next level, I guess I should tell you that I used to be a man."
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    "O' my gosh! I thin kwe almost woke up your roommate (in the room)"


    Yeah, this touches way too close to home. My old roomate used to do this to me all the time!!!
    Nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mireille!!! That was only one time!!!

    Haha!!! J/K :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    "O' my gosh! I thin kwe almost woke up your roommate (in the room)"


    Yeah, this touches way too close to home. My old roomate used to do this to me all the time!!!
    Nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mireille!!! That was only one time!!!

    Haha!!! J/K :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Yeah but with more than one guy!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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