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  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    "Whew.....now help me out of this clown suit."

    Thats why clowns have big feet.
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    Nice ski mask.
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
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    "turn over"
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
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    Did U just snore?
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Well....that was different.......:noway:
  • ty_bradley01
    ty_bradley01 Posts: 321
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    how about...

    "OMG i think I'm gonna cry..."


    --thank God she clarified what she meant!!! :laugh:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
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    "who the hell are you?"
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    "who the hell are you?"

    :laugh:

    Sistah!! :drinker:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
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    "What was your name, again???"

    Haha!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
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    " you'd better go now, my mom will be checking in on me soon." says the 40 year old man.
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    That was great but you let go of the handlebars too soon.
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    "turn over"

    lol
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
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    "I think I'm gonna be sick!" (from all the alcohol)

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    {{twirling blonde hair}} So that's how puppies are made.




    (Dedicated to my girl, Soupy) :love:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
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    "Waffle House?"
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
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    after the man is already finished, the woman says to him " so, are we gonna do it or not?"
  • ty_bradley01
    ty_bradley01 Posts: 321
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    *ouch! i just got a splinter in my @ss!

    --outdoor events can be dangerous lol
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
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    *ouch! i just got a splinter in my @ss!

    --outdoor events can be dangerous lol

    Yeah, those were good times! :wink:
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
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    That was like... throwing a hot dog down a hallway!

    Love this line
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    *ouch! i just got a splinter in my @ss!

    --outdoor events can be dangerous lol

    Yeah right...THAT'S why she needed the tweezers. :tongue:


    I kid..I kid...:flowerforyou:

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