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  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    haha!

    My old roommate told me once that after "the deed" with this guy, he asked her if it would be okay if he tried to do it with a friend of hers.

    Of course she kicked him to the curb and never saw him again!!

    Wow what a charmer.:noway:
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
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    "Could we get started now??? Oh, you're done?"
  • Koozy81
    Koozy81 Posts: 250 Member
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    "Wasnt that the WEIRDEST thing ever!!!"
    "umm, no?"
  • chipper15173
    chipper15173 Posts: 3,981 Member
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    "putting up shelves" mr. roper from an old three's company show
  • pmkelly409
    pmkelly409 Posts: 1,653 Member
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    'who'd you expect to please with that little thing?'
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    {{thinking}} I shaved my legs for this??? :yawn:
  • Doozie
    Doozie Posts: 53
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    "Your dad was better." :smokin:

    That is funny Shannon! :laugh: :laugh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    30 seconds a personal best.
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
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    my friend was on a cruise with me and my roommates and met a girl late at night in one of the bars onboard lets just say he heard this afterward

    "Can I come in and clean the handicapped bathroom now?"

    also, I like this one
    one of our other roommates walks in on the same guy with the same girl in one of the rooms
    were waiting outside and all of a sudden we hear

    "Hey get off my bed!"
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    "Hey get off my bed!"

    Ewwww. I would have killed him. Use your own bed.
  • banks1850
    banks1850 Posts: 3,475 Member
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    So.... what do you think of my friend <name omitted for privacy>? He was thinking of asking you out.

    That wasn't my proudest moment in college.
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
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    So.... what do you think of my friend <name omitted for privacy>? He was thinking of asking you out.

    That wasn't my proudest moment in college.


    lmao!!

    I can't believe you said that to her!!! You are a bad boy!
  • Manda86
    Manda86 Posts: 1,859 Member
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    Ewwww. I would have killed him. Use your own bed.


    OH...


    ummm.....

    :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:

    about that...
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    Ewwww. I would have killed him. Use your own bed.


    OH...


    ummm.....

    :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:

    about that...


    :laugh: :laugh:
  • banks1850
    banks1850 Posts: 3,475 Member
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    So.... what do you think of my friend <name omitted for privacy>? He was thinking of asking you out.

    That wasn't my proudest moment in college.


    lmao!!

    I can't believe you said that to her!!! You are a bad boy!

    Ha! I've reformed (mostly) since then. No excuse, but I was really drunk that night, and I told my buddy right away, he wasn't all that bothered, he wasn't in love with her, I never would have... well, you know, if he was. But yeah, that was pretty bad of me. I've done worse things, but I won't tell them on here.
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
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    well now its time to do the wash...
  • kerrilucko
    kerrilucko Posts: 3,852 Member
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    "hurry up"
  • calatibo
    calatibo Posts: 289 Member
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    "I win!!!!"





    "I win again!"
  • AlbertSchwartz
    AlbertSchwartz Posts: 810
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    "I win!!!!"





    "I win again!"

    lmao!!!
  • banks1850
    banks1850 Posts: 3,475 Member
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    "I win!!!!"





    "I win again!"

    That was awesome, I'm gonna steal that one with the wife if we ever... Ahem, well... I think I've said enough on that topic.

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