Married but Flirting...no physical contact allowed

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  • DreamLittleDarling
    DreamLittleDarling Posts: 800 Member
    first... I only read the first page of posts

    second... can I just say I'M IN!!!!!!!!!

    third... no... no I don't have a third. tehe.

    hey baby, what's your sign?!

    Hey baby... wanna pet my lap giraffe?

    whew! do I ever!!!
  • shulaw
    shulaw Posts: 160 Member
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    Hey baby... wanna pet my lap giraffe?
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    i just spat options hot choc all over my keyboard after reading that ......
  • DreamLittleDarling
    DreamLittleDarling Posts: 800 Member
    Wrong on so many levels.

    Not the time or place.

    Shameful, if you are married, flirting is a form of cheating.

    Does tomorrow on a different topic work for you then?

    ...no?

    I can pencil you in for Thursday at 1:15, but that's the best I can do!
  • DreamLittleDarling
    DreamLittleDarling Posts: 800 Member
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    Hey baby... wanna pet my lap giraffe?

    i just spat options hot choc all over my keyboard after reading that ......
    [/quote]

    I think you're my long lost twin...
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    Wrong on so many levels.

    Not the time or place.

    Shameful, if you are married, flirting is a form of cheating.

    Does tomorrow on a different topic work for you then?

    ...no?

    I can pencil you in for Thursday at 1:15, but that's the best I can do!

    You can pen me in for tomorrow same topic :bigsmile:
  • shulaw
    shulaw Posts: 160 Member
    Wrong on so many levels.

    Not the time or place.

    Shameful, if you are married, flirting is a form of cheating.
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    though i respect your opion i will have to disagree with you on this one ...flirting can be harmless fun it all depends on what you class as flirting im sorry but i just dont agree with statements like that who are you to judge me ?
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    [
    Hey baby... wanna pet my lap giraffe?

    i just spat options hot choc all over my keyboard after reading that ......

    I think you're my long lost twin...
    [/quote]

    Speaking of twins, nice profile pic. :tongue:
  • shulaw
    shulaw Posts: 160 Member
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    Hey baby... wanna pet my lap giraffe?

    i just spat options hot choc all over my keyboard after reading that ......

    I think you're my long lost twin...
    [/quote]

    lol :)
  • DreamLittleDarling
    DreamLittleDarling Posts: 800 Member
    Wrong on so many levels.

    Not the time or place.

    Shameful, if you are married, flirting is a form of cheating.

    Does tomorrow on a different topic work for you then?

    ...no?

    I can pencil you in for Thursday at 1:15, but that's the best I can do!

    You can pen me in for tomorrow same topic :bigsmile:

    Can I pencil you in for approximately 7 minutes from now too? Cuz I left a blank in my schedule JUST FOR YOU!!! *wink wink*
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    Wrong on so many levels.

    Not the time or place.

    Shameful, if you are married, flirting is a form of cheating.

    Oh Ruby
    Don't take your love to town

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • DreamLittleDarling
    DreamLittleDarling Posts: 800 Member
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    Hey baby... wanna pet my lap giraffe?

    i just spat options hot choc all over my keyboard after reading that ......

    I think you're my long lost twin...

    Speaking of twins, nice profile pic. :tongue:
    [/quote]

    awe shucks... thanks! *blushes*
    Wish I could say I felt the same about yours... Steelers?! COME ON!
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    Can I pencil you in for approximately 7 minutes from now too? Cuz I left a blank in my schedule JUST FOR YOU!!! *wink wink*

    Let me check with my spouse, my mom, and the church and I will get back with you. :bigsmile:
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
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    Hey baby... wanna pet my lap giraffe?

    i just spat options hot choc all over my keyboard after reading that ......

    I think you're my long lost twin...
    [/quote]

    Yeah... if I was your twin, then the flirting becomes a little weird.. lets go with long lost campaign manager - lap giraffe - flirt.. or somehting like that. The fliritng will really spice up the campain trail.
  • BflSaberfan
    BflSaberfan Posts: 1,272
    lap giraffe.....:laugh: best thing I've ever read on here.
  • shulaw
    shulaw Posts: 160 Member
    well i just asked my husband if this counted as cheating and he was just as confused as i was .....let the flirtathon begin muwahahah......
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    Speaking of twins, nice profile pic. :tongue:
    awe shucks... thanks! *blushes*
    Wish I could say I felt the same about yours... Steelers?! COME ON!

    :tongue:

    I know I can count on you to vote for Hines Ward on Dancing with the Stars. :bigsmile:
  • Kjarlune
    Kjarlune Posts: 178
    New keyboard needed....the water I was drinking went everywhere...my Bassett hound now smellls like cherry pom crystal light....lol
  • mamijujuphat
    mamijujuphat Posts: 407 Member
    Meowwwww!!!
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    lap giraffe.....:laugh: best thing I've ever read on here.

    tldabney and I had a whole other conversation about lap giraffes on another thread... so, not as dirty as it sounds, or maybe it is.
  • CardiacNP
    CardiacNP Posts: 554 Member
    Meowwwww!!!

    pet the kitty
  • humblemonkey
    humblemonkey Posts: 576 Member
    Wrong on so many levels.

    Not the time or place.

    Shameful, if you are married, flirting is a form of cheating.

    Does tomorrow on a different topic work for you then?

    ...no?

    I can pencil you in for Thursday at 1:15, but that's the best I can do!


    you forgot to say "have a nice day"...dont want you getting accused of being a rude nurse again LMAO
  • tukrainets
    tukrainets Posts: 119
    what a good read :)
  • humblemonkey
    humblemonkey Posts: 576 Member
    Meowwwww!!!

    pet the kitty

    purrrr lmao
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    I really thought that someone would comment on the menaing of my profile name, it is perfect for this thread... tldabney, bynski, lainakerr.. anyone.. please don't make me say it, my colloquial Tamil is rusty.
  • DreamLittleDarling
    DreamLittleDarling Posts: 800 Member
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    Hey baby... wanna pet my lap giraffe?

    i just spat options hot choc all over my keyboard after reading that ......

    I think you're my long lost twin...

    Yeah... if I was your twin, then the flirting becomes a little weird.. lets go with long lost campaign manager - lap giraffe - flirt.. or somehting like that. The fliritng will really spice up the campain trail.
    [/quote]

    ohhhhh Tabloid fodder! YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • CardiacNP
    CardiacNP Posts: 554 Member
    Meowwwww!!!

    pet the kitty

    purrrr lmao
    dont be jealous

    ill pet you too if needed
  • DreamLittleDarling
    DreamLittleDarling Posts: 800 Member
    Speaking of twins, nice profile pic. :tongue:
    awe shucks... thanks! *blushes*
    Wish I could say I felt the same about yours... Steelers?! COME ON!

    :tongue:

    I know I can count on you to vote for Hines Ward on Dancing with the Stars. :bigsmile:

    Dang! How'd you know!?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    lap giraffe.....:laugh: best thing I've ever read on here.

    I agree...but come on now...I've never met a man that can really compare it to a giraffe!?!?!?
  • humblemonkey
    humblemonkey Posts: 576 Member
    Huh, I haven’t flirted in so long; I think I am a bit rusty.

    There are so many beautiful women in this discussion; it hardly seems fair and even impossible to single any one of them out to flirt with.

    Well, there is the old standby “how you doin” but that seems a lil played.
    I could go with the “What’s’ a trashy lady like you doing in a nice place like this”, but this doesn’t seem to be the right crowd for that tactic.

    Is anyone familiar with my screen name “Pantala Naga Pampa”? Google the meaning that is always a good conversation starter.

    Sorry ladies, that I am not a better flirt.

    LOL same here. DMB is amazinggg<3 although my husband...NOT A FAN! idk how thats possible. but its NOT COOL! lol my cousin and I am tho!! :o)

    DMB<3

    You know it! I do my best flirting when Dave is playing in the background.

    OMG! How can he not be a fan? Its his loss. My wife and I never miss his summer concert tour. I love the easy going spirit dave brings out in people, especially the lovely ladies. lol. Well, I will happily be your MFP DMB flirt.... "I will be your Dixie chicken if you'll be my Tennessee lamb / And we can walk together down in Dixieland... crash into me... I'm still shaking my head on how he is not a fan.


    agreed. nothing better then sitting by the water on a nice summer evening with a glass of red wine and some DMB and just chilling out...
    add me, "python in my pants" LOL
  • DreamLittleDarling
    DreamLittleDarling Posts: 800 Member
    Wrong on so many levels.

    Not the time or place.

    Shameful, if you are married, flirting is a form of cheating.

    Does tomorrow on a different topic work for you then?

    ...no?

    I can pencil you in for Thursday at 1:15, but that's the best I can do!


    you forgot to say "have a nice day"...dont want you getting accused of being a rude nurse again LMAO

    HOLY CRAP THANKS FOR REMINDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    *ahem* PLEASE have a nice day!
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