Married but Flirting...no physical contact allowed
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i am actually pretty terrible with my flirt philosophy - i have a total double standard. basically, if someone flirts with me while we're out and about, it's okay, because it boosts my self-confidence. i won't flirt back, but i usually can't help but giggle - but my husband knows all this.
he, on the otherhand, is not allowed to appreciate anyone flirting with him unless it is a gay man, because he is already hot and everyone knows it. it's actually pretty funny to go pick him up from work - he teaches high school, so you can see all the little high school girls totally fawning over him...:laugh:0 -
just as long as this place doesn't start reeking of desperation like the bar I was at this weekend! ewww :sick: oh, wait, that WAS a singles bar.... :laugh:
that's why it's more fun to flirt when married, you know you don't need to try to impress people in order to get that date, dinner, ride home, STD, etc...
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Or in my case, to get that Skype convo..........0 -
just as long as this place doesn't start reeking of desperation like the bar I was at this weekend! ewww :sick: oh, wait, that WAS a singles bar.... :laugh:
that's why it's more fun to flirt when married, you know you don't need to try to impress people in order to get that date, dinner, ride home, STD, etc...
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Or in my case, to get that Skype convo..........
wow what an idea. you naughty one0 -
Okay, CardiacNP.
Looks like you got everyone's attention today!
This thread is hilarious!
Now I found the fun people on MFP!
And yes...that was a flirt. :bigsmile:
What someone would want to flirt with me.....unreal
No..my response to her.
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Flirting failure.
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the reason we were at this bar over the weekend was for a bachelorette party - had the bride to be do some fun stuff, and one of them was ask a guy if he had any condoms. the guy she found happened to have a box in his car and told her cause he "wasn't safe" *shudder*
yowza! stand back! that, i don't dig!
how was the wedding?0 -
just as long as this place doesn't start reeking of desperation like the bar I was at this weekend! ewww :sick: oh, wait, that WAS a singles bar.... :laugh:
that's why it's more fun to flirt when married, you know you don't need to try to impress people in order to get that date, dinner, ride home, STD, etc...
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Or in my case, to get that Skype convo..........
wow what an idea. you naughty one
You misunderstand....
That's all I get from hubby right now (besides the occasional flower delivery or pajamagram)...he's in Iraq. :blushing:0 -
aaahhjust as long as this place doesn't start reeking of desperation like the bar I was at this weekend! ewww :sick: oh, wait, that WAS a singles bar.... :laugh:
that's why it's more fun to flirt when married, you know you don't need to try to impress people in order to get that date, dinner, ride home, STD, etc...
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Or in my case, to get that Skype convo..........
wow what an idea. you naughty one
You misunderstand....
That's all I get from hubby right now (besides the occasional flower delivery or pajamagram)...he's in Iraq. :blushing:
i see
burst my bubble0 -
just as long as this place doesn't start reeking of desperation like the bar I was at this weekend! ewww :sick: oh, wait, that WAS a singles bar.... :laugh:
that's why it's more fun to flirt when married, you know you don't need to try to impress people in order to get that date, dinner, ride home, STD, etc...
Bahahahaa:laugh:...STD...:laugh: I love how you just slipped that one in there!
the reason we were at this bar over the weekend was for a bachelorette party - had the bride to be do some fun stuff, and one of them was ask a guy if he had any condoms. the guy she found happened to have a box in his car and told her cause he "wasn't safe" *shudder*
Yikes!!0 -
Why so serious....?
So raise your glass if you are wrong, in all the right ways.....dirty little freaks!!!
(I love that song!!)
This thread reminded me of it.
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I have been married for 10+ years and both my husband and I love flirting with people. Its fun. We are very outgoing people. I just laughed reading this thread. Thanks. The rule is you dont say or do anything that you wouldnt normally in front of your spouse.
We are a little crazy though. 
But man, we love life, and eachother. 0 -
Huh, I haven’t flirted in so long; I think I am a bit rusty.
There are so many beautiful women in this discussion; it hardly seems fair and even impossible to single any one of them out to flirt with.
Well, there is the old standby “how you doin” but that seems a lil played.
I could go with the “What’s’ a trashy lady like you doing in a nice place like this”, but this doesn’t seem to be the right crowd for that tactic.
Is anyone familiar with my screen name “Pantala Naga Pampa”? Google the meaning that is always a good conversation starter.
Sorry ladies, that I am not a better flirt.0 -
just as long as this place doesn't start reeking of desperation like the bar I was at this weekend! ewww :sick: oh, wait, that WAS a singles bar.... :laugh:
that's why it's more fun to flirt when married, you know you don't need to try to impress people in order to get that date, dinner, ride home, STD, etc...
hahahahaha LOVE IT0 -
Huh, I haven’t flirted in so long; I think I am a bit rusty.
There are so many beautiful women in this discussion; it hardly seems fair and even impossible to single any one of them out to flirt with.
Well, there is the old standby “how you doin” but that seems a lil played.
I could go with the “What’s’ a trashy lady like you doing in a nice place like this”, but this doesn’t seem to be the right crowd for that tactic.
Is anyone familiar with my screen name “Pantala Naga Pampa”? Google the meaning that is always a good conversation starter.
Sorry ladies, that I am not a better flirt.
DMB<30 -
Huh, I haven’t flirted in so long; I think I am a bit rusty.
There are so many beautiful women in this discussion; it hardly seems fair and even impossible to single any one of them out to flirt with.
Well, there is the old standby “how you doin” but that seems a lil played.
I could go with the “What’s’ a trashy lady like you doing in a nice place like this”, but this doesn’t seem to be the right crowd for that tactic.
Is anyone familiar with my screen name “Pantala Naga Pampa”? Google the meaning that is always a good conversation starter.
Sorry ladies, that I am not a better flirt.
DMB<30 -
Listen I got to page three of the tread and couldn't take it..... I'M MARRIED NOT DEAD NUMBER ONE!
I couldn't agree more......& if it's harmless it shouldn't be a problem.......as long as it doesn't go farther than that.....0 -
bawhaha just seen this thread ....soo do you all come here often ....sorry couldt resist hangs head in shame 0
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bawhaha just seen this thread ....soo do you all come here often ....sorry couldt resist hangs head in shame
it is ok. let that inner vixen out. we wont judge0 -
bawhaha just seen this thread ....soo do you all come here often ....sorry couldt resist hangs head in shame
:laugh: When it comes to flirting, there is no shame in my game. 0
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