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creepiest thing you've seen on mfp?

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  • Swimgoddess
    Swimgoddess Posts: 711 Member

    ...So how 'bout that cum-guzzling chick who logs her calories?

    Honestly? Sounds like she kicks *kitten*. That's not creepy. Just dedicated.

    I wonder what her name is...she may have to be my first MFP friend.

    Read back a bit and you'll see the logic behind why you probably wouldn't want to add her ;)
  • LaPistolaSexola
    LaPistolaSexola Posts: 243 Member
    Hey, are you-know-who's tits still showing in everybody's friend's list?
    :laugh: they were earlier....
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Ok, logging loads of jiz is definitely up there... in the MORON category! We're talking what, FIVE to SEVEN calories tops? Doesn't the EFFORT one puts in to extracting such a substance cancel out the caloric intake? It's like one of those "negative calorie" things like drinking a gallon of ice-water, eating raw carrots or cauliflower.

    Seriously, if she didn't log in some respective cardio in the form of repeated head movements, hand movements, or riding bareback we can only assume she is one LAZY girl who let her guy do all the work. The shame!

    SMH

    I can't BELIEVE this woman tainted our food database with the idea of no-effort semen consumption!

    Its kinda like gum 5 calories a piece,but if your chewing 2 or more packs a day it kinda adds up. Maybe she had A LOT of intake on it :laugh:
  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
    People taking pictures of themselves just to show off.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member

    Read back a bit and you'll see the logic behind why you probably wouldn't want to add her ;)

    Nope, read back and still want to add the chick. I want to get her views on TEF as applied in the context of the energy balance equation. Should be fascinating...

    Besides I don't really trust anyone's logic on here but my own. Too many non sequiturs and propositional fallacies.

    Ok, I've managed to bore myself to sleep. Misson accomplished.
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    ^^ big words, like he said PLUS where's the picture of the woman with Tits ?
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    People taking pictures of themselves just to show off.

    Whats wrong with showing off if youve worked your A SS off to have something to show off?
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Whats up babycakes!?!?!!??!?!?! I like showing off my tan!!
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    I had a girl with her titts showing, not sure if its the same one that everyone else is talking about, and she usually posts something everyday, but not today.....so i tried to look back to see if she still had the pic and there is no trace of her. I'm pretty sure she got deleted
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    I would show off my breasts.....but i don't think they would fit in the main screen.....

    As soon as i get to goal you can bet that all of you will being seeing more skin from me.....and when i get to goal im going to LIVE in a bikini
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    I had a girl with her titts showing, not sure if its the same one that everyone else is talking about, and she usually posts something everyday, but not today.....so i tried to look back to see if she still had the pic and there is no trace of her. I'm pretty sure she got deleted

    Thanks DB a lesson for us all there I think. BeerRunner - put your tits away now before you're ex-communicated !
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    I would show off my breasts.....but i don't think they would fit in the main screen.....

    As soon as i get to goal you can bet that all of you will being seeing more skin from me.....and when i get to goal im going to LIVE in a bikini

    You've made an old man very happy.
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    I have that effect on old men, not so much on the ones my age:(
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Have I made this list yet? :embarassed:
  • Ms_Natalie
    Ms_Natalie Posts: 1,030 Member
    Guys, can we please keep this thread non vulgar! Cheers :drinker:

    The one thing that needs to be mentioned is this...if someone is upsetting you with their post or messages, then please report it to Mike or a moderator..some of the things people have mentioned are absolute rule breaks of MFP. There is a list of moderators on the MFP blog..you can contact us at any time and we'll look into it.

    Thank you!
    Ms_Natalie

    MyFitnessPal Forum Moderator who desperately needs to finish wedding invites and sleep at the same time :wink:
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    wow glad to see life breathed in my thread lol. didnt know it was still going
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