Things you do when you are alone...

Karleyyy

I sing and dance a lot. I also walk around naked. Another thing I do is check myself out. lol... I know it sounds odd. I just stare at myself in the mirror... making faces, posing in different ways, trying to see how others see me when I'm not conscious of how I look.... I didn't realize how odd it is that I do that until I went to Vegas with my best friend. She caught me doing it and asked if I always just stare at myself. lol

This is what I was doing when my Dad came home, sort of. Lmao. I do the exact same thing though.

dietcoke281

:bigsmile: I pee with the door open.

I always pee with the door open, I'm like "come one in!" :laugh:

chickadee2010

I'm glad I'm not the only one who talks to myself lol. It makes more sense if I can think out loud. I also sing and dance randomly.

mamijujuphat

I'm guilty of dancing too..I'm home alone 3 outta 7 days out the week for a while sometimes..& you will catch me practicing dance moves from one of my favorite dance music videos ...one of them to be exact ... Beyoncé's "Single Ladies"....lol

taso42_DELETED

I sing ridiculous songs and dance. I especially enjoy taking metal lyrics and singing them to the tune of completely unrelated songs.

Same here but I turn pop songs into metal sometimes like scream the lyrics of Just Dance Lamb of God Style:laugh:

My people will contact you and we can go on tour together.

JoyceJoanne

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HAHAA!!

I run around naked all the time. My kids and their friends know now that when they enter they have to announce themselves and if they are alone or not!! *hears door- "uhm... mom??! Are you dressed?? ....I'm not alone..." kid waiting at door until response* Baking Christmas cookies was the funniest. I started out dressed, as it got hot, the clothes started coming off one piece at a time... until I was in my bra, panties and apron. (apron is key!)

And of course the dancing and singing- whether I'm alone or not. Clearly, there isn't much I need to do alone. I do it all the time! This girl has no shame!

kelligonzales

I look for places around the house to hide so i can scare the husband when he comes home, I also sing to my girls like straight up whatever activity we are doing i make into a song, I also talk in my "announcer" voice. ha ha ha ha "COME ON DOWN AND GET YOUR LUNCH KAYLA" :blushing:

Heather75

*kitten*.

Karleyyy

I look for places around the house to hide so i can scare the husband when he comes home, I also sing to my girls like straight up whatever activity we are doing i make into a song, I also talk in my "announcer" voice. ha ha ha ha "COME ON DOWN AND GET YOUR LUNCH KAYLA" :blushing:

Hahaha. I will rap songs to my girls. Like if my 2 year old daughter is on the potty doing #2 I will rap about how awesome it is. Hahahahaha.

wsheaf82

*kitten*.

Washing machine?

kelligonzales

*kitten*.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I wanted to say it but played it safe... I'm glad you did thanks:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


*slowly seconds this comment and raises her hand*

kelligonzales

I look for places around the house to hide so i can scare the husband when he comes home, I also sing to my girls like straight up whatever activity we are doing i make into a song, I also talk in my "announcer" voice. ha ha ha ha "COME ON DOWN AND GET YOUR LUNCH KAYLA" :blushing:

Hahaha. I will rap songs to my girls. Like if my 2 year old daughter is on the potty doing #2 I will rap about how awesome it is. Hahahahaha.

I make my 11 month old rap i move her hands and everything, I keep telling her there are no mexican/white rappers that are girls so she needs to grab the market while it's free... ha ha ha ha

JoyceJoanne

*kitten*.

Washing machine?

CHH!!! Washing machines are for amateurs!!!:bigsmile:

healthyjen342

LMAO...first...i too love the Happy Happy Birthday song when Chicka sings it on sprout!!! LOL Secondly..I too sing when I am alone...but the worst part is DANCING...LOL...I will dance my *** off when no one is looking....

JEK717

Haha mine arent THAT embarrassing...you all are crazy.:laugh:

Well sure yeah i dance and sing to those awesome tunes when nobody is looking.
I talk to myself A LOT! As if i am two people.....why do we do that?
I talk to my animals to as if they are real.

Haha they other day..i came home and my older brother was in his room with his music. He didn't hear me come in. I heard a noise so i walked over to his room...BAHAHAHA he was singing.....California Gurls.....haha if he knew i said this..he would KILL me.....he didn't know i had heard and i couldn't bring myself to say anything because guys are so touchy about things like this!

Heather75

*kitten*.

Washing machine?

CHH!!! Washing machines are for amateurs!!!:bigsmile:

Really. What is this - 1955? First I take off my apron and pearls and then I longingly await the spin cycle...

wsheaf82

I'm pretty much lazy when I'm home alone. Do absolutely nothing and lay around. Nice to take the time off. Watch a movie or enjoy the peace and quiet.

alex215

*kitten*.

i was the second post on the topic and said *kitten* and the mods most have pulled it. lol

i guess its ok if its a women doing it.. i guess it just seems less pervy

kelligonzales

*kitten*.

Washing machine?

CHH!!! Washing machines are for amateurs!!!:bigsmile:

Really. What is this - 1955? First I take off my apron and pearls and then I longingly await the spin cycle...

At least your classy enough to take the pearls off first!

kelligonzales

*kitten*.

i was the second post on the topic and said *kitten* and the mods most have pulled it. lol

i guess its ok if its a women doing it.. i guess it just seems less pervy

ha ha ha ha awwww

taso42_DELETED

*kitten*.

i was the second post on the topic and said *kitten* and the mods most have pulled it. lol

i guess its ok if its a women doing it.. i guess it just seems less pervy

yes. if a man masturbates, it's pervy. if a woman does it, it's sensual and artistic. also, if a woman passes gas, it smells like lilacs.

perrytyra

I must be boring. And, I am hardly ever alone. I homeschool the youngest.

I read my books outloud when there is no one over the age of 6 in the house. Sometimes my textbooks are so boring, and I feel reading them outloud helps it sink in.

I like to pace while talking on the phone and watching tv too. And it does drive everyone here nuts, so I try not to do it when they are home.

lil_missfit

I must be boring. And, I am hardly ever alone. I homeschool the youngest.

I read my books outloud when there is no one over the age of 6 in the house. Sometimes my textbooks are so boring, and I feel reading them outloud helps it sink in.

I like to pace while talking on the phone and watching tv too. And it does drive everyone here nuts, so I try not to do it when they are home.

fellow homeschooler here:)) I know just what you mean:))

Heather75

*kitten*.

i was the second post on the topic and said *kitten* and the mods most have pulled it. lol

i guess its ok if its a women doing it.. i guess it just seems less pervy

yes. if a man masturbates, it's pervy. if a woman does it, it's sensual and artistic. also, if a woman passes gas, it smells like lilacs.

Or vanilla.

hgellings

I am usually NEVER alone (kids---husband---people)....but on the rare occassion that I am....I sit in silence staring at wall.......weird....I know.....which is why I wouldn't want anyone walking in on me acting like I am crazy....I really am just relishing the moment of no noise, no screaming, no crying, no "Mom!" "Mom!" "Mom!"....just me and blissful silence....it's too beautiful for any interruptions

Haha, this is exactly how it is for me. Rarely alone, but when I am I love to enjoy the quietness that I never get anymore! :bigsmile:

JoyceJoanne

*kitten*.

Washing machine?

CHH!!! Washing machines are for amateurs!!!:bigsmile:

Really. What is this - 1955? First I take off my apron and pearls and then I longingly await the spin cycle...

Nah! Leave the pearls on- it's a better visual for the men. hahahahaaa

koosdel

I put my super hero bloomers on outside of my pants and fight crime. But that's a secret so don't tell.

Karleyyy

I put my super hero bloomers on outside of my pants and fight crime. But that's a secret so don't tell.

*tells*

perrytyra

I must be boring. And, I am hardly ever alone. I homeschool the youngest.

I read my books outloud when there is no one over the age of 6 in the house. Sometimes my textbooks are so boring, and I feel reading them outloud helps it sink in.

I like to pace while talking on the phone and watching tv too. And it does drive everyone here nuts, so I try not to do it when they are home.

I just realized how bad that looks. I do not chose boring books for my little homeschooler. :-) I am going to college, some of those textbooks are boring.

emeraldpearl

You really dont wanna know!!!!!!!!!