Things you do when you are alone...

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  • dcornwe
    dcornwe Posts: 73
    :blushing: I talk aloud as though I am a charachter in a soap opera.
    :smokin: I talk to myself in the mirror about how friggin cool I am.
    :laugh: I put on crazy make up, like KISS or Black Swan or even totally 80's.
    :grumble: I used to play with my daughters barbies untill she decided they were for babies and she got rid of them.
    :laugh: I tell myself jokes and laugh at them.
    :love: I walk around in my underware.
    :bigsmile: I pee with the door open.
    :wink: I dance to the music on the radio or the music in my head.
    :tongue: I try to pop and lock it, but I've yet to be successful.

    Pee with the door open!!!! not easy to do with 3 kids!
  • SageGoddess320
    SageGoddess320 Posts: 2,589 Member
    I talk to the tv....especially during my favorite shows. "Oh no girl, he's been cheatin' on you" :laugh:
  • Jizes318
    Jizes318 Posts: 409 Member
    :blushing: I talk aloud as though I am a charachter in a soap opera.
    :smokin: I talk to myself in the mirror about how friggin cool I am.
    :laugh: I put on crazy make up, like KISS or Black Swan or even totally 80's.
    :grumble: I used to play with my daughters barbies untill she decided they were for babies and she got rid of them.
    :laugh: I tell myself jokes and laugh at them.
    :love: I walk around in my underware.
    :bigsmile: I pee with the door open.
    :wink: I dance to the music on the radio or the music in my head.
    :tongue: I try to pop and lock it, but I've yet to be successful.


    SIMPLY AWESOME!
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
    Things you do when you are alone...

    Ummmmmm....
  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    also, if a woman passes gas, it smells like lilacs.

    Incidentally, it does. Women are not allowed to pass gas in my presence, but if they feel they must, they must through a drier sheet.

    I keep a box in the nightstand for this very purpose.
    -wtk
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    *kitten*.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I wanted to say it but played it safe... I'm glad you did thanks:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    *slowly seconds this comment and raises her hand*

    HA! Didn't add this to the list because I figured it goes without sayin'? lol
  • lil_missfit
    lil_missfit Posts: 565 Member
    also, if a woman passes gas, it smells like lilacs.

    Incidentally, it does. Women are not allowed to pass gas in my presence, but if they feel they must, they must through a drier sheet.

    I keep a box in the nightstand for this very purpose.
    -wtk

    LOL!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    Watch adult videos WITH the sound actually on.
  • 1234lbsgone
    1234lbsgone Posts: 296 Member
    *kitten*.

    With the door open....
  • Jaselygirl
    Jaselygirl Posts: 74 Member
    I sing and dance a lot. I also walk around naked. Another thing I do is check myself out. lol... I know it sounds odd. I just stare at myself in the mirror... making faces, posing in different ways, trying to see how others see me when I'm not conscious of how I look.... I didn't realize how odd it is that I do that until I went to Vegas with my best friend. She caught me doing it and asked if I always just stare at myself. lol

    This is what I was doing when my Dad came home, sort of. Lmao. I do the exact same thing though.

    It's nice to know I'm not the only one who does it. HAHA :D
  • TexasNurseMom78
    TexasNurseMom78 Posts: 897 Member
    Pee with the door open!!!! not easy to do with 3 kids!


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    Really? I think its not easy to pee with the door CLOSED when kids are in the house! They are constantly bugging me! When I am alone I like to get in some good computer time, like right now. Oh and burp loud, fart and pick my nose. Really.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    *kitten*.

    With the door open....

    And the sound turned up?
  • 1234lbsgone
    1234lbsgone Posts: 296 Member
    *kitten*.

    With the door open....

    And the sound turned up?

    All the way buddy.
  • ridiculyss
    ridiculyss Posts: 108 Member
    Probably the weirdest thing I can think of [that might still come across as surprising to the community] is conduct weird symphonies of random soliloquies and external monologues in operatic cartoon-esque voices...or just shout out random crap in different languages like a spastic child with ADHD and Tourette's.

    Hey!! I am that spastic child with ADHD (sans Tourette's, but still)!!! lol. Especially when I'm alone.

    I also do just about all of the above listed (I think. I hope there's nothing too out there that I missed. :tongue: ). I talk out loud to myself, and sometimes I might act out how a serious discussion will go... sometimes for a long amount of time (I've done that up to an hour or so before...). I sing and dance (when alone, birthday suit or otherwise) around whether I'm alone in the house or not. Just louder or more provocative when I'm alone heheheh :blushing:

    I too might run around buck naked when alone.

    I get scared of the dark when I'm alone, and at night, if I'm the last to turn off the lights downstairs, I literally squeal and sprint racing up the stairs. :s I'ze a big chicken. :embarassed:

    I've been known to do some very stupid things alone as well. I broke my toes I think when I tried to do MJ's toe stand barefoot (I could already stand on the very very tips barefoot, but evidently not jump into that position.... :P they still hurt. that was over a year ago. heheh..)

    I also climb on the stair banisters and attempt to do parkour.... Not smart. :P

    sit on my butt and have a tv show marathon. : P I did that yesterday. heheh gotta slow down (and not be judged for it!) sometime!
  • ridiculyss
    ridiculyss Posts: 108 Member
    I sing and dance a lot. I also walk around naked. Another thing I do is check myself out. lol... I know it sounds odd. I just stare at myself in the mirror... making faces, posing in different ways, trying to see how others see me when I'm not conscious of how I look.... I didn't realize how odd it is that I do that until I went to Vegas with my best friend. She caught me doing it and asked if I always just stare at myself. lol

    This is what I was doing when my Dad came home, sort of. Lmao. I do the exact same thing though.

    DITTO! lol!

    It's nice to know I'm not the only one who does it. HAHA :D
  • Danlol
    Danlol Posts: 32
    So about an hour ago, my Dad came home and I hadn't heard him enter. I was in the bathroom and he walks in on me singing "Happy happy birthday to you" from Sprout, dancing and checking out my new bra in the mirror. So being caught doing something embarrassing made me think of all the weird things I do when I am alone.....hahaha. Sometimes I will dance around real hardcore singing loudly, sometimes I will do really obnoxious dances and noises to make them laugh. What about you? What do you do when you are alone that you wouldn't do with other people around?


    I do all that but when my roommate is around. We pretty much never stop laughing!
  • ridiculyss
    ridiculyss Posts: 108 Member
    :blushing: I talk aloud as though I am a charachter in a soap opera.
    :smokin: I talk to myself in the mirror about how friggin cool I am.
    :laugh: I put on crazy make up, like KISS or Black Swan or even totally 80's.
    :grumble: I used to play with my daughters barbies untill she decided they were for babies and she got rid of them.
    :laugh: I tell myself jokes and laugh at them.
    :love: I walk around in my underware.
    :bigsmile: I pee with the door open.
    :wink: I dance to the music on the radio or the music in my head.
    :tongue: I try to pop and lock it, but I've yet to be successful.


    SIMPLY AWESOME!

    Haha! That last one. Awesome.
    I try to. and succeed!!! Wheeee!!! :happy:
    I've also been trying to regain my ability to do "the worm".
  • Pam37841
    Pam37841 Posts: 286
    :blushing: I talk aloud as though I am a charachter in a soap opera.
    :smokin: I talk to myself in the mirror about how friggin cool I am.
    :laugh: I put on crazy make up, like KISS or Black Swan or even totally 80's.
    :grumble: I used to play with my daughters barbies untill she decided they were for babies and she got rid of them.
    :laugh: I tell myself jokes and laugh at them.
    :love: I walk around in my underware.
    :bigsmile: I pee with the door open.
    :wink: I dance to the music on the radio or the music in my head.
    :tongue: I try to pop and lock it, but I've yet to be successful.

    LOL!You are hilarious!
  • tannaleigh
    tannaleigh Posts: 188 Member
    I watch movies and recite the lines.... cannot do it unless I am alone because that would just be absolutely obnoxious!
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    Watch sports.
  • SunLovin1
    SunLovin1 Posts: 682 Member
    I run around the house naked! I love being naked but not in front of anyone. I love sleeping naked but only do it when no one is here but me. I put on music, dance and sing. I keep something I can throw on quick by the door in case someone knocks. LOL! :blushing:

    This! Sometimes I even cook naked, I just don't fry anything!
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
    I don't *kitten*, but I DO usually do one of the following things:

    1. Adjust the antenna
    2. Boot up the hard drive
    3. Box the clown
    4. Churn the butter
    5. Do the "Hand Jive"
    6. Fire the wobbly warhead
    7. Get a grip on things
    8. Lightsaber practice
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    I run around the house naked! I love being naked but not in front of anyone. I love sleeping naked but only do it when no one is here but me. I put on music, dance and sing. I keep something I can throw on quick by the door in case someone knocks. LOL! :blushing:

    I like to sleep naked too....with fuzzy socks on.

    LOL, me too...with socks on! Not fuzzy socks...but socks!

    =D
  • unsuspectingfish
    unsuspectingfish Posts: 1,176 Member
    I tend to spontaneously lose my pants when I'm alone and just wander around in my underwear. Unfortunately, I share a kitchen, so I have to locate them if I want to cook anything.

    I also NEVER close the bathroom door when I'm alone in my apartment. NEVER. I close it when I'm alone in other people's houses, but never in mine. Until about a year and a half ago, I'd spent my entire life having to share a bathroom with other people, but NOT ANYMORE.

    I only sing when I'm drunk, alone, or at a live concert (or drunk and alone, but that's rare, anymore, because I don't actually buy my own alcohol). My apartment building has thin walls, though, so I think my neighbors hate me a little. I also tend to only dance when I'm drunk, alone, or at a live concert. Seriously, though, what's the point of going to a concert if you're not going to sing and dance along?

    I really scarf my food down when I'm alone, too. When there are people around, I eat all dignified-like, but when they're not looking, I just shovel it in.

    Oh, and I have full-on conversations with myself and/or imaginary conversations with other people. I don't tend to do as much of it out loud now as I did when I was a kid, because my youngest brother made fun of me a lot, so I started having them in my head, but now that I live alone, I've started having them out loud more, again. I do it at work sometimes, too, which is really awkward if someone happens to come around the corner at just the wrong moment. >_>

    Oh, oh, and, adding to the whole "talking to myself", I made up random curse words when I was a kid, and I still use them when no one is around.
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    I run around the house naked! I love being naked but not in front of anyone. I love sleeping naked but only do it when no one is here but me. I put on music, dance and sing. I keep something I can throw on quick by the door in case someone knocks. LOL! :blushing:

    This! Sometimes I even cook naked, I just don't fry anything!

    LOL, ok...now there is a mental image lol =D

    Not that I've ever done that before...nope...never.
  • abyssfully
    abyssfully Posts: 410 Member
    Play my guitar naked ;)
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Play my guitar naked ;)

    And another great mental image lol...you guys are really on tonight =p.
  • alex215
    alex215 Posts: 518 Member
    Play my guitar naked ;)

    Somebody get her a harmonica!

    This ain't Captain Kangaroo!
  • LeanaJo
    LeanaJo Posts: 85
    Things I do when I'm alone:

    1. Play music loud in my house (on my stereo system).

    2. Play on the computer for 2 hours (yeah, I love the internet and such...I'm guilty, I'm addicted!! LOL!).

    3. Talk to myself out loud (but I never answer back. Yeah, it's weird, but it's my way of thinking out loud).

    4. Read a good book (got at least 5 new books in the past 4 months. Got to start reading them soon).

    5. Workout (of course, always!).

    6. Clean the house and do laundry.
  • JenniferH81
    JenniferH81 Posts: 285 Member
    I'm alone all day every day, I tend to have really long conversations with the dogs while I'm cleaning.
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