Corrupt Wish Game

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  • angelworm
    angelworm Posts: 35
    *twinkle* you have Jedi powers, but you become overcome with hate and fear because you believe your wife is going to die and you want to stop it - so you join with dark forces and battle your best friend. He cuts off your arm and legs and you catch on fire and nearly die. Your wife dies anyway because she hates what you've become and you live the rest of your life part man, part android.

    wait, ... that sounds familiar ...

    I wish for a better paying, more satisfying job than the one I have now.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member

    I wish for a better paying, more satisfying job than the one I have now.

    Granted. You are a phone sex operator. Satisfying all types of people.

    Wish the dishes would wash themselves.
  • angelworm
    angelworm Posts: 35
    maybe that's what i actually do. lol
  • angelworm
    angelworm Posts: 35
    the dishes wash themselves - but even when you're not done eating, and you can never use your dishes because if they get a speck of food on them they immediately clean themselves.

    I wish that my 4 year old was more well behaved.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    Granted. Your four year old sits perfectly still and says nothing. Never complains, but never tells you "I love you" :sad:


    Wish I had a vacation planned.
  • angelworm
    angelworm Posts: 35
    Granted. Your four year old sits perfectly still and says nothing. Never complains, but never tells you "I love you" :sad:


    Wish I had a vacation planned.

    Good thing you didn't say that he was dead - that would have been aweful
  • angelworm
    angelworm Posts: 35
    You finally get your vacation planned, but then the day before you leave for it the world finally ends.

    I wish there weren't any mosquitos.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    Granted. Your four year old sits perfectly still and says nothing. Never complains, but never tells you "I love you" :sad:


    Wish I had a vacation planned.

    Good thing you didn't say that he was dead - that would have been aweful

    OH No! I'd never say that. Not even in fun on Corrupt A Wish....:noway: (I've played this game on other forums, just not here)
    I wish there weren't any mosquitos.

    Granted. The 10,000 bats that just moved into your attic took care of them for you.

    Wish angelworm didn't smell like guano.
  • angelworm
    angelworm Posts: 35
    Granted. The 10,000 bats that just moved into your attic took care of them for you.

    Wish angelworm didn't smell like guano.
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    I'm Batman?
  • angelworm
    angelworm Posts: 35
    Granted - You can no longer smell me, but you also can't smell anything else because ... dun dun DUN! your nose is GONE!

    (And I took a shower)

    I wish cmriverside could smell again.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    Granted. Now I smell like guano, and I'm your friend. :devil:

    Wish I could get out of bed and be alert enough to exercise right away.
  • angelworm
    angelworm Posts: 35
    lol! yay! guano girls!
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    lol! yay! guano girls!

    Your turn.........:ohwell:
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
    Granted. Now I smell like guano, and I'm your friend. :devil:

    Wish I could get out of bed and be alert enough to exercise right away.
    Granted, you are now alert enough to exercise right away. The only problems is that you always forget to go to the bathroom and you continually soil yourself making the guano smell mix with your urine and not even angelworm can stand being around you.

    I wish the administrators at my job stopped being morons.
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
    Wish granted, that admins at your job are so brilliant, they figure out how to make a robot that can do all the tasks in your job description, rendering you obsolete. You are now jobless.

    I wish I wasn't stuck at work right now.
  • hroush
    hroush Posts: 2,073 Member
    Congratulations, your boss found you on MFP and you are now fired and sent home immediately. You now have all the free time you want.

    I wish I could transform into any animal I choose (and remember, humans are animals, too), while maintaining my mental capacities.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    Granted, but no matter how many different animals you transform into, the animals know something is different about you and attack you on site. (but thy don kill you …. You just have to stay human 99.99% of the time or risk assault)

    I wish I would stop aging, but still manage to be able to change by body via workouts.
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    I wish I would stop aging, but still manage to be able to change by body via workouts.

    You stop aging and look a healthy 65 from this point forward. You still have stamina to do a full a workout as you wish, the physique is coming on lovely as a result, but so are your 32DD man boobs


    I wish southern England had a Mediterranean climate and white sand beaches
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    *poof* southern England now has Mediterranean climate and white sandy beaches. Land value skyrockets, the tourist industry skyrockets, crime skyrockets and it is now a miserable place to actually live.

    I wish headaches went away as easily as they come on.
  • Minnesnowtagurl
    Minnesnowtagurl Posts: 406 Member
    *Poof* They have just released a capsule that instantly cures headaches but for every tablet you use 1 inch of nostril hair grows!

    I wish I was a little bit taller : P
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    *sparkle* Your neck grows 4 inches overnight, giving you more height and a slight resemblance to a giraffe.

    I wish Ohio was closer to California.
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    * spink * The governor of Ohio officially renames the state to Cohio. Alphabetically it's now closer, but still in the Midwest



    I wish the word "Awesome" would vanish from US vocabulary - it's worn out and needs a rest
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    *twinkle* Awesome has disappeared from the english language, along with every other word beginning with an "A".

    I wish people would take more responsiblity for their actions
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    *twinkle* Awesome has disappeared from the english language, along with every other word beginning with an "A".

    I wish people would take more responsiblity for their actions

    It is made so. The newly created National 'uthority for Wish Fulfillment & 'buse track you down 'fter many confusing 'venues of investigation.
    There is currently no word for which land mass the United States is united over ; the CInothing now have intelligence 'gents ; Hawaii has no word for Hello or Goodbye ; and there are 3 new states called Laska, Labama and Rkansas.
    Your licence to practice magic is revoked, and for the next 2 years you're turned into the doppleganger of Rnold Schwarzenegger

    I wish Alpha Centauri was within 'commute' distance for our rocket technology
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    As you wish. We are now able to visit Alpha Centauri. And there actually is an Earth-like planet there. And life from there is able to visit us. And take over. Apparently we're a dang good food source for their overcrowded planet...

    I wish we truly understood more about how the universe was formed.
  • Cblue541
    Cblue541 Posts: 17
    you got it we know how it was formed but our knowledge leads to our distruction and the end of the universe begin.

    i wish i had a new car
  • DaFrogRibbit
    DaFrogRibbit Posts: 127 Member
    ShaZAm you have a new car, as your driving it off the new car lot a log truck come speeding threw a red light totaling your brand new ride, in which you only had liability insurances on since it was paid for in full with your life savings.

    I wish I could control peoples actions threw brain waves.
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    ShaZAm you have a new car, as your driving it off the new car lot a log truck come speeding threw a red light totaling your brand new ride, in which you only had liability insurances on since it was paid for in full with your life savings.

    I wish I could control peoples actions threw brain waves.

    *POOF* You controlled the most beautiful woman in the world to sleep with you. And now you have herpes.

    I wish I could fly.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Wish granted. You have the ability to turn into a gnat whenever you wish and you have an obsession with fruit now....

    I wish problems would solve themselves.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    *poof* all your problems solve themselves but in doing so create more problems

    I wish men wouldn't be so frustrating!
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