Men. Grrr.

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  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,049 Member
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    What do a *kitten*, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

    Men always miss them.

    My my you need to spend and evening with me!


    OH PICK ME PICK ME !!!!!!! I have an EAGER BEAVER !!!! LOL

    Well and Eager beaver you say .........................interesting
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
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    You women complain we don't leave the seat down for you, but have you ever left the seat up for us?

    OMG YOU men can win everytime at the water gun balloon game at the carnival but you cant shoot a stream of piss in a hole the size of a mixing bowl !!!! WTH. YOU should have to have the seat up ! Its not that hard LOL

    And it's not that hard for you to put the seat down! We can go round for round here.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
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    I agree. I have never met a man I would want to date.

    Win!
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
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    You women complain we don't leave the seat down for you, but have you ever left the seat up for us?

    OMG YOU men can win everytime at the water gun balloon game at the carnival but you cant shoot a stream of piss in a hole the size of a mixing bowl !!!! WTH. YOU should have to have the seat up ! Its not that hard LOL

    And it's not that hard for you to put the seat down! We can go round for round here.

    "I don't need to look where I'm going now. I'm quite confident my *kitten* will land on plaster when I sit down."
  • hroush
    hroush Posts: 2,073 Member
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    Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.

    What are in almost every magazine? attractive women.
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
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    Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.

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  • bunchesonothing
    bunchesonothing Posts: 1,015 Member
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    Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.

    No offense, but he needs to report to you that he subscribes to men's magazines because there are pictures of women in them? Also, did he give you permission to look through his account. Honestly, if he didn't, I think he was wronged more than you.

    I hope you weren't serious and I just didn't catch on to it.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.

    No offense, but he needs to report to you that he subscribes to men's magazines because there are pictures of women in them? Also, did he give you permission to look through his account. Honestly, if he didn't, I think he was wronged more than you.

    Are you kidding me? He's my husband. I have EVERY right. If I have to ask permission to go on the computer or for that matter, to do anything! I think he owes me the same decency.
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
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    Taking bets on how long before this thread is locked....
  • bunchesonothing
    bunchesonothing Posts: 1,015 Member
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    Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.

    No offense, but he needs to report to you that he subscribes to men's magazines because there are pictures of women in them? Also, did he give you permission to look through his account. Honestly, if he didn't, I think he was wronged more than you.

    Are you kidding me? He's my husband. I have EVERY right. If I have to ask permission to go on the computer or for that matter, to do anything! I think he owes me the same decency.

    Feel free to enjoy that thought that you have the RIGHT to control any adult, while you're still able to hold on to it. Apparently, your husband doesn't agree. And in order for your plan to work, he has to be a willing participant. If the computer is his, you can use the computer at the library. He can't give or deny you permission to use a public computer.

    I wouldn't touch my husband's computer, so I made sure I had my own. Otherwise, use public options.
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,856 Member
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    Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.

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  • yanaho
    yanaho Posts: 4
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    Perhaps you are asking men to be something that they are not. You would not ask a dog to purr - it would just sound like a growl. You would not ask a cat to wag its tail, that only means that it is mad. So don't deny the maleness of men - and don't ask them to be something that they are not.

    Once you look at them with clear eyes, they can not use you, or abuse you, or disappoint you.

    Nicely said.

    Now to OP, it makes me very sad to see such things said as that are in this thread. Men are men, women are women. Women want men to be everything that basically nobody can be not even themselves, and men want women to be more like men.

    Unfortunately, none of this will ever happen, so you have to take what you can get. In the meantime, I suggest you stop being a baby about it, get back on your feet and become a lesbian, then perhaps you will see how ridiculous it is trying to keep a woman happy. Ask yourself this, How hard is it to keep a man happy?

    Men are quite simple. Don't try to make them into something they are not, or you will be disappointed only by your own actions.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    All right, kill your own spiders then. smiley-finger007.gif


    Lol, and change my flat tires!
  • bakebunny
    bakebunny Posts: 253
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    Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.

    No offense, but he needs to report to you that he subscribes to men's magazines because there are pictures of women in them? Also, did he give you permission to look through his account. Honestly, if he didn't, I think he was wronged more than you.

    Are you kidding me? He's my husband. I have EVERY right. If I have to ask permission to go on the computer or for that matter, to do anything! I think he owes me the same decency.

    Um, no. You both still have rights to certain amounts of privacy. You can certainly use the computer whenever, but getting into his e-mail account is breaching his privacy. And what of these magazines... no porn, but magazines.

    He probably sees women frequently - at work, on the street, in the mall, on billboards... If you have image problems, then that's something you need to work on, and while he should be supportive about reassuring you, putting blinders on all the time will make him want to take them off and run screaming I bet.
  • bunchesonothing
    bunchesonothing Posts: 1,015 Member
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    Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.

    No offense, but he needs to report to you that he subscribes to men's magazines because there are pictures of women in them? Also, did he give you permission to look through his account. Honestly, if he didn't, I think he was wronged more than you.

    Are you kidding me? He's my husband. I have EVERY right. If I have to ask permission to go on the computer or for that matter, to do anything! I think he owes me the same decency.

    Um, no. You both still have rights to certain amounts of privacy. You can certainly use the computer whenever, but getting into his e-mail account is breaching his privacy. And what of these magazines... no porn, but magazines.

    He probably sees women frequently - at work, on the street, in the mall, on billboards... If you have image problems, then that's something you need to work on, and while he should be supportive about reassuring you, putting blinders on all the time will make him want to take them off and run screaming I bet.

    AMEN!
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,049 Member
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    Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.

    Go make me a couple of tacos woman!!! im getting hungry here.............games almost over you hear!? ALSO Bring me back a cold beer!
  • MistyMtnMan
    MistyMtnMan Posts: 527 Member
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    Solution:
    Quit dating losers.
  • Jennjenn1974
    Jennjenn1974 Posts: 350 Member
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    Glad you are all having so much effing fun with this.

    Seriously...what did you expect was going to happen? If you're looking for some hand holding and a pat on the head you came to the wrong message board, sweetheart.
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
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    Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.

    Go make me a couple of tacos woman!!! im getting hungry here.............games almost over you hear!? ALSO Bring me back a cold beer!

    You look at yourself in the moirror when you masterbate dont you.
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