Describe Your Ex

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  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    Her name is Twisted F***. What else you need to know?
  • landfish
    landfish Posts: 255 Member
    Someone else's problem. I won't lie, I was a little happy when she and her second husband split up. He was a bit of a tool and ended up with her best friend so I felt sorry for her about that.
  • pds06
    pds06 Posts: 299 Member
    My x is the guy on the bike on my profile picture. He was my husband for almost 35 years. He Died over a year ago of lung cancer. He was a good provider, friend, hard worker and father. Not a great husband. But I wasn't a great wife either. I miss him.
  • nowweseeyou
    nowweseeyou Posts: 1,235 Member
    Never trusted me
  • nowweseeyou
    nowweseeyou Posts: 1,235 Member
    pds06 wrote: »
    My x is the guy on the bike on my profile picture. He was my husband for almost 35 years. He Died over a year ago of lung cancer. He was a good provider, friend, hard worker and father. Not a great husband. But I wasn't a great wife either. I miss him.

    Thank you for sharing this. It touched me.
  • Cblsplcr
    Cblsplcr Posts: 715 Member
    Don't have an ex. I've been married 25 yrs to the same lady. She's a good wife, mother and grandmother.
  • whitneysin
    whitneysin Posts: 605 Member
    Cblsplcr wrote: »
    Don't have an ex. I've been married 25 yrs to the same lady. She's a good wife, mother and grandmother.

    @cblsplcr love hearing this.
  • acquilla30
    acquilla30 Posts: 147 Member
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    Her name is Twisted F***. What else you need to know?

    Lol the name says it all.
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    THE GRUDGE
  • lewispwest
    lewispwest Posts: 498 Member
    Would if I had one :'(
  • Melissa90xo
    Melissa90xo Posts: 1,020 Member
    Boys are smelly. Eww
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    one word: nope
  • Tialuna18
    Tialuna18 Posts: 9,591 Member
    Silly, driven, emotionally naive, loving
  • rosnigetsfit
    rosnigetsfit Posts: 569 Member
    douche
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    edited March 2015
    Commitment-phobe and one sorry a*
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    lewispwest wrote: »
    Would if I had one :'(

    married? in a relationship, never been in a relationship? :open_mouth: ( can't be that one ) just have ONS! :open_mouth::joy:
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I have three.
    1-Russian Jew- Dark Haired - Beautiful
    2- Italian Catholic -- Fair Haired, Athletic, Beautiful
    3 - Czech Christian - Fair Haired, Driven Chiropractor - Beautiful

    In all honesty, they were all good people. If they ever cheated on me, I didn't know about it. I eventually came to realize what the common denominator was in all these failed marriages. Me. I was a selfish dlck.

    Luckily, soon after I made that realization, I met my wife, Jan. Struck gold. She helped me become a better partner by example. 25 years and still very much in love.
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    dcornwe wrote: »
    Window Licker!!!

    My husband says this a lot and it always makes me laugh!

  • cboehm
    cboehm Posts: 462 Member
    He is awesome best dad a bunch of boys could have :)
  • Beploveshomer
    Beploveshomer Posts: 283 Member
    Bloated, pathetic, deadbeat alcoholic living in moldy rented room that's about to cave in. :neutral_face:
  • ACKlug
    ACKlug Posts: 26 Member
    Lazy, whiny little *kitten* who blamed me for everything. Real issues in the head
  • aquamarina_182
    aquamarina_182 Posts: 119 Member
    Intelligent, funny, charming, introvert, artist...absent minded, lacking communication skills...
  • TheKidd2013
    TheKidd2013 Posts: 60 Member
    Hmm, ex is immature, self-centered and lacks self control. The best thing I ever did was move on
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    BATSHIT CRAZY!!! Her split personalities had split personalities! She made this girl look sane.

    Crazy-burger-girl.jpg
  • ACKlug
    ACKlug Posts: 26 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    BATSHIT CRAZY!!! Her split personalities had split personalities! She made this girl look sane.

    Crazy-burger-girl.jpg

    This is hilarious...
  • glwage
    glwage Posts: 375 Member
    One seriously crazy narcissistic *kitten*.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    ACKlug wrote: »
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    BATSHIT CRAZY!!! Her split personalities had split personalities! She made this girl look sane.

    Crazy-burger-girl.jpg

    This is hilarious...

    Yeah, maybe the photo is funny but the situation with the ex was not.

    Once in an argument that she started and I mean it that it was absolutely unfounded, when I would not let her win the argument she started flailing her arms at me with her claws out. I swear she was trying to gouge my eyes out, I grabbed her arms and held them down by her side and tried to talk her down. However, she was too far gone at this point she started making this weird sound then her eyes rolled back into her head and she head-butted me in the mouth. Trust me this girl was insane! There were times I woke up in the middle of the night to see her staring at me, I thought that she was crazy in love but now I know she was just crazy! Looking back now, I know I’m lucky I never woke up dead.
  • Dragn77
    Dragn77 Posts: 810 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    ACKlug wrote: »
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    BATSHIT CRAZY!!! Her split personalities had split personalities! She made this girl look sane.

    Crazy-burger-girl.jpg

    This is hilarious...

    Yeah, maybe the photo is funny but the situation with the ex was not.

    Once in an argument that she started and I mean it that it was absolutely unfounded, when I would not let her win the argument she started flailing her arms at me with her claws out. I swear she was trying to gouge my eyes out, I grabbed her arms and held them down by her side and tried to talk her down. However, she was too far gone at this point she started making this weird sound then her eyes rolled back into her head and she head-butted me in the mouth. Trust me this girl was insane! There were times I woke up in the middle of the night to see her staring at me, I thought that she was crazy in love but now I know she was just crazy! Looking back now, I know I’m lucky I never woke up dead.

    Hrmmm...you might have been my downstairs neighbors perhaps?! I had to call the cops on them, cause it was 3am, and the girl was doing some *very strange* tribal roaring type thing, and the guy was all, please stop! please be quiet! and I swear it was like the exorcist, this evil "I will not be quiet! You cant silence meeeee" voice through the walls. Usually Id try to solve it in person first and knock but....I was scared LoL So I let the cops handle it.

    They moved out about a month later.
  • helenarriaza
    helenarriaza Posts: 517 Member
    Abusive c*nt who drove me insane, bullied me, humiliated me and made fun of everything I was/thought/wore/weighed up to the point of (me) attempting suicide before leaving that awful relationship.

    Ghost who will be forever haunting (in my head) my current relationships.
  • haleklausen
    haleklausen Posts: 1,857 Member
    Emo girl with a phat *kitten*. lol I was the only Samoan she's been.
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