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I've fallen and I can't get up.....

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  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    hows your bum today? :flowerforyou:

    A lil sore :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: but not too bad snickeringg.gif
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    Perhaps a nice massage would help? Hmmmmmmm...... :wink: :bigsmile: :tongue:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    :bigsmile:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    If anyone's gonna give her a massage, it's gonna be me!!! :angry:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    If anyone's gonna give her a massage, it's gonna be me!!! :angry:

    Oh you back off lady! You didn't fall off a chair! :angry: *shoves Tam and jumps on the massage table*
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    If anyone's gonna give her a massage, it's gonna be me!!! :angry:

    Oh you back off lady! You didn't fall off a chair! :angry: *shoves Tam and jumps on the massage table*
    Umm, I think you need to RE-READ it........I said I was gonna be the one to GIVE it to you Kellch!!!! :laugh:

    Now all you get is a roll thrown at your butt! Score!! 3 points!!! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    If anyone's gonna give her a massage, it's gonna be me!!! :angry:

    Oh you back off lady! You didn't fall off a chair! :angry: *shoves Tam and jumps on the massage table*
    Umm, I think you need to RE-READ it........I said I was gonna be the one to GIVE it to you Kellch!!!! :laugh:

    Now all you get is a roll thrown at your butt! Score!! 3 points!!! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    :embarassed: Oh! I sowwy :smooched: :flowerforyou: *Holds out hand to help Tam up....and then hands her a plate of fresh homemade hot yeasty rolls* flirtysmile1.gif
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    If anyone's gonna give her a massage, it's gonna be me!!! :angry:

    Oh you back off lady! You didn't fall off a chair! :angry: *shoves Tam and jumps on the massage table*
    Umm, I think you need to RE-READ it........I said I was gonna be the one to GIVE it to you Kellch!!!! :laugh:

    Now all you get is a roll thrown at your butt! Score!! 3 points!!! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    :embarassed: Oh! I sowwy :smooched: :flowerforyou: *Holds out hand to help Tam up....and then hands her a plate of fresh homemade hot yeasty rolls* flirtysmile1.gif
    She get's me!! She really really get's me!! Let's elope!!!! Instead of a cake, we can have rolls!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    If anyone's gonna give her a massage, it's gonna be me!!! :angry:

    Oh you back off lady! You didn't fall off a chair! :angry: *shoves Tam and jumps on the massage table*
    Umm, I think you need to RE-READ it........I said I was gonna be the one to GIVE it to you Kellch!!!! :laugh:

    Now all you get is a roll thrown at your butt! Score!! 3 points!!! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    :embarassed: Oh! I sowwy :smooched: :flowerforyou: *Holds out hand to help Tam up....and then hands her a plate of fresh homemade hot yeasty rolls* flirtysmile1.gif
    She get's me!! She really really get's me!! Let's elope!!!! Instead of a cake, we can have rolls!! :laugh: :laugh:

    Let's go to Vegas BABY! We can pick a few gals up on the way :drinker: And yes.....rolls.....rolls for everyone.........and beer and wine too :drinker:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    If anyone's gonna give her a massage, it's gonna be me!!! :angry:

    Oh you back off lady! You didn't fall off a chair! :angry: *shoves Tam and jumps on the massage table*
    Umm, I think you need to RE-READ it........I said I was gonna be the one to GIVE it to you Kellch!!!! :laugh:

    Now all you get is a roll thrown at your butt! Score!! 3 points!!! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    :embarassed: Oh! I sowwy :smooched: :flowerforyou: *Holds out hand to help Tam up....and then hands her a plate of fresh homemade hot yeasty rolls* flirtysmile1.gif
    She get's me!! She really really get's me!! Let's elope!!!! Instead of a cake, we can have rolls!! :laugh: :laugh:

    Let's go to Vegas BABY! We can pick a few gals up on the way :drinker: And yes.....rolls.....rolls for everyone.........and beer and wine too :drinker:
    And to think..........this all started over yeasty bread!!! :wink: :laugh:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    If anyone's gonna give her a massage, it's gonna be me!!! :angry:

    Oh you back off lady! You didn't fall off a chair! :angry: *shoves Tam and jumps on the massage table*
    Umm, I think you need to RE-READ it........I said I was gonna be the one to GIVE it to you Kellch!!!! :laugh:

    Now all you get is a roll thrown at your butt! Score!! 3 points!!! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    :embarassed: Oh! I sowwy :smooched: :flowerforyou: *Holds out hand to help Tam up....and then hands her a plate of fresh homemade hot yeasty rolls* flirtysmile1.gif
    She get's me!! She really really get's me!! Let's elope!!!! Instead of a cake, we can have rolls!! :laugh: :laugh:

    Let's go to Vegas BABY! We can pick a few gals up on the way :drinker: And yes.....rolls.....rolls for everyone.........and beer and wine too :drinker:
    And to think..........this all started over yeasty bread!!! :wink: :laugh:

    It's the little things that really count :bigsmile: :wink: :laugh: :smooched:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    It was love at first bite :laugh:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    It was love at first bite :laugh:
    So true!! We started as enemies remember?? Fighting over the rolls?? It was really our affection for each other that made is act that way!!!! :wink: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    It was love at first bite :laugh:
    So true!! We started as enemies remember?? Fighting over the rolls?? It was really our affection for each other that made is act that way!!!! :wink: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:
    Yes the passion is intense :wink: :laugh: :smooched: :love: :flowerforyou:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    It was love at first bite :laugh:

    There is some cheap commercial jingle in there somewhere. Maybe for a vampire eating a Reeses?

    Or how bout for two sexy ladies biting into deliscious rolls.......think it could work? :smokin: :bigsmile:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    It was love at first bite :laugh:
    So true!! We started as enemies remember?? Fighting over the rolls?? It was really our affection for each other that made is act that way!!!! :wink: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:
    Yes the passion is intense :wink: :laugh: :smooched: :love: :flowerforyou:
    Ohh, can you feel it my precious??? Can you??? :laugh: :bigsmile: :heart: :smooched:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    It was love at first bite :laugh:

    There is some cheap commercial jingle in there somewhere. Maybe for a vampire eating a Reeses?

    Or how bout for two sexy ladies biting into deliscious rolls.......think it could work? :smokin: :bigsmile:
    Yes, picture it!!! You on one end of the baguette and me on the other........and both of us biting into it........:huh:

    Um, that could be a little "risque" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    It was love at first bite :laugh:
    So true!! We started as enemies remember?? Fighting over the rolls?? It was really our affection for each other that made is act that way!!!! :wink: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:
    Yes the passion is intense :wink: :laugh: :smooched: :love: :flowerforyou:
    Ohh, can you feel it my precious??? Can you??? :laugh: :bigsmile: :heart: :smooched:

    Yes I can.....how could I deny it baybeee wink_an.gif
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    It was love at first bite :laugh:

    There is some cheap commercial jingle in there somewhere. Maybe for a vampire eating a Reeses?

    Or how bout for two sexy ladies biting into deliscious rolls.......think it could work? :smokin: :bigsmile:
    Yes, picture it!!! You on one end of the baguette and me on the other........and both of us biting into it........:huh:

    Um, that could be a little "risque" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I've seen more "risque" on TV :bigsmile: :laugh: I think we're onto something here :drinker:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Ok........time to go.....I'll be back to play tomorrow :smooched: :smooched:
  • stephiepoo
    stephiepoo Posts: 81
    LoL when I saw the tittle I thought it was a riddle or something :laugh:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    LoL when I saw the tittle I thought it was a riddle or something :laugh:

    :bigsmile:

    Nope, no riddle, I'm just a dork and fell out of my chair :bigsmile: :drinker: :laugh: :tongue:
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    LoL when I saw the tittle I thought it was a riddle or something :laugh:

    :bigsmile:

    Nope, no riddle, I'm just a dork and fell out of my chair :bigsmile: :drinker: :laugh: :tongue:

    But it's the way you went teacup over saucer that makes our oh-so-special one kellch! :drinker: :laugh: :heart:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    LoL when I saw the tittle I thought it was a riddle or something :laugh:

    :bigsmile:

    Nope, no riddle, I'm just a dork and fell out of my chair :bigsmile: :drinker: :laugh: :tongue:

    But it's the way you went teacup over saucer that makes our oh-so-special one kellch! :drinker: :laugh: :heart:

    I'm good at being a dork and when I fall, I fall with class :bigsmile: :blushing: :embarassed: :laugh:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    My butt hurts :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    My butt hurts :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    Awwwww! Want me to rub it for ya??? :wink: :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    My butt hurts :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    Awwwww! Want me to rub it for ya??? :wink: :laugh: :bigsmile:

    flirt.gif

    Would you my love? blowkiss.gif
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  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    My butt hurts :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    Awwwww! Want me to rub it for ya??? :wink: :laugh: :bigsmile:

    flirt.gif

    Would you my love? blowkiss.gif

    Can I film it? For scientific purposes, of course.
    Our time together is private...thank you :angry:

    :wink: :laugh:
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