Breeds of disgusting co-workers

thegymbunny
thegymbunny Posts: 602 Member
edited October 1 in Chit-Chat
"mr or mrs year long seasonal allergies"
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  • missdaisy79
    missdaisy79 Posts: 566 Member
    Mr or Mrs Political Know it all!
  • hm_day
    hm_day Posts: 857 Member
    Mr or Mrs I know everything
  • 27strange
    27strange Posts: 837 Member
    Mrs. Gossip about everything and everyone
  • Mr. or Mrs. I like to hum or whistle while I am doing "little" tasks...
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    The coworker that is not really listening to you. They are just waiting for you to take a breath or pause, so they can interject their story.
  • mr leaves his wadded up paper towels everywhere---GROSS
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member
    I have quite a few of all of these:laugh:
  • thetrishwarp
    thetrishwarp Posts: 838 Member
    Mr. or Mrs. I will comment on what's on your screen every time I walk past your desk.
  • Mr. and Mrs. never take a shower so ill try to cover it up with some Axe body spray
  • Ingage
    Ingage Posts: 4 Member
    Mr and Mrs two bowler. The people that no matter what you do, they've done it twice.
  • Mr or Mrs "Im gonna come and go as I please cuz my Mom is the boss and I wont get written up or fired" LOL
  • Mr. and Mrs. never take a shower so ill try to cover it up with some Axe body spray

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwww lmfao.. so glad I dont have one of THOSE in our office!!!
  • Mr. or Mrs. I'll brush my teeth every OTHER day!!!
  • farmers_daughter
    farmers_daughter Posts: 1,632 Member
    Mr or Ms farts at the copy machine/fax machine and walks away....... :mad:
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member
    Mr. or Mrs. I will comment on what's on your screen every time I walk past your desk.

    We must work in the same place:laugh:
  • godroxmysox
    godroxmysox Posts: 1,491 Member
    mr talk with your mouth full of food (ugh, everyday)
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    Mrs. always talks to me when they're on the pot... ew! Just talk when we're out of the bathroom
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
    Mr. or Mrs. I like to hum or whistle while I am doing "little" tasks...
    The coworker that is not really listening to you. They are just waiting for you to take a breath or pause, so they can interject their story.

    haha got one of both.

    how about mrs. too good to be an office secretary, acts like she runs the place
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member
    Mr and Mrs two bowler. The people that no matter what you do, they've done it twice.
    You must know my Mom:laugh:
  • Im seriously sitting at my desk LAUGHING OUT LOUD at some of these!! Its crazy how many of us could actually work with the same co-workers!!!
  • Uk_Yogini
    Uk_Yogini Posts: 167
    Mr. Halitosis - who makes me want to go out and buy my own mask and air supply ! Ewwwwwww, so gross...
  • mbb0301
    mbb0301 Posts: 33
    Ms thanks for the idea so I can take the credit for it.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Mr or Ms Plumber's Crack.

    Hint: If you feel a draft on your lower back, you need higher pants or longer shirts.
  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
    Ms. and Ms. SHE SHE SHE
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member
    Mr. or Mrs. I like to hum or whistle while I am doing "little" tasks...
    The coworker that is not really listening to you. They are just waiting for you to take a breath or pause, so they can interject their story.

    haha got one of both.

    how about mrs. too good to be an office secretary, acts like she runs the place
    I know her:laugh:
  • Ms. I don't wash my hands after i leave the bathroom. Thank God for hand sanitizer
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    Mr. or Ms. I take a break every 30 mins and take my sweet time to walk to that bathroom, breakroom, other people's desks...
  • thegymbunny
    thegymbunny Posts: 602 Member
    "mr. or mrs I'm not a, $(%*# I'm just being honest"
  • Ms. I'm gonna leave my sanitary napkin floating in the toilet for someone else to see my nastiness.
  • Ingage
    Ingage Posts: 4 Member
    What about talks on the phone while they are on the camode?
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