Breeds of disgusting co-workers

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  • Uk_Yogini
    Uk_Yogini Posts: 167
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    Mr. Halitosis - who makes me want to go out and buy my own mask and air supply ! Ewwwwwww, so gross...
  • mbb0301
    mbb0301 Posts: 33
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    Ms thanks for the idea so I can take the credit for it.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    Mr or Ms Plumber's Crack.

    Hint: If you feel a draft on your lower back, you need higher pants or longer shirts.
  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
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    Ms. and Ms. SHE SHE SHE
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member
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    Mr. or Mrs. I like to hum or whistle while I am doing "little" tasks...
    The coworker that is not really listening to you. They are just waiting for you to take a breath or pause, so they can interject their story.

    haha got one of both.

    how about mrs. too good to be an office secretary, acts like she runs the place
    I know her:laugh:
  • sunshineshica
    sunshineshica Posts: 277
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    Ms. I don't wash my hands after i leave the bathroom. Thank God for hand sanitizer
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
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    Mr. or Ms. I take a break every 30 mins and take my sweet time to walk to that bathroom, breakroom, other people's desks...
  • thegymbunny
    thegymbunny Posts: 602 Member
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    "mr. or mrs I'm not a, $(%*# I'm just being honest"
  • sunshineshica
    sunshineshica Posts: 277
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    Ms. I'm gonna leave my sanitary napkin floating in the toilet for someone else to see my nastiness.
  • Ingage
    Ingage Posts: 4 Member
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    What about talks on the phone while they are on the camode?
  • nays1983
    nays1983 Posts: 63 Member
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    Mr and Mrs I have been in the Industry thirty years..... so i know everything!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member
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    Ms thanks for the idea so I can take the credit for it.
    OMG!!! We must work in the same place for the same people!!!
  • godroxmysox
    godroxmysox Posts: 1,491 Member
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    Ms. I'm gonna leave my sanitary napkin floating in the toilet for someone else to see my nastiness.

    That is disgusting!
  • 99clmsntgr
    99clmsntgr Posts: 777 Member
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    Mr. or Mrs. "I weigh 300 pounds but have more cookies and candy in my office than Slugworth and Wonka combined"

    and

    Mr. "I don't *think* I peed on my hands, so I'm not going to wash them"
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
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    Mr. or Mrs. "I need off for a fly bite or my uncle's...cousin's...aunt's...sister's...who havent seen in 34 years is sick."
  • Bubdog1
    Bubdog1 Posts: 72
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    Ms. "I'm going to watch everything you do so I can criticize it."
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member
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    Mr. or Mrs. "I weigh 300 pounds but have more cookies and candy in my office than Slugworth and Wonka combined"

    But I don't eat much so I don't understand why I can't lose weight
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
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    Mrs. "I leave **** stains on the toliet bowl"


    And I know it's a Mrs...I only work with women....


    ****This drives me f*uckin insane!!!!*******
  • JigglyHuffRunner
    JigglyHuffRunner Posts: 13
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    "mr or mrs year long seasonal allergies"

    :laugh: That is TOTALLY me - just be glad it's not you.

    Not complaining, but it's hard to be allergic to everything - not much I can do about it. Just be glad that YOU can breathe!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    Ms. I don't like to use my inside voice when I'm at my desk on the phone

    Ms. No one else will mind if I put my conference call on speaker

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