Breeds of disgusting co-workers

SueGremlin

Miss "Cooks fish in the microwave every day, making the whole floor smell like fresh *kitten*".

findingfit23

Mr wears a cat piss soaked shirt, thinks no one will notice

thegymbunny

"mr or mrs year long seasonal allergies"

Sorry! Wish I didn't have them. It would be so nice to be able to breathe. Unfortunately it seems the older I get the worse the allergies get. :grumble:

And sharing an office with a smoker and numerous printers makes it even harder to breath. Why or why couldn't I have my own office?! :sad:

I'm sorry for your allergies. I have them, and they are awful. Just not year round. I actually gave her my last three claratin hoping it would save me from having to clear her phegmy(sp) throat every 2 minutes. I feel bad for her... but it just grosses me out.

I'd probably mind less if she wasn't such a see you next tuesday to everybody.

teri1956

OH PLEASE tell me there aren't Ms or Mrs using AXE!!!!

teri1956

I feel bad about posting this one because she is actually very nice and great co-worker not compared to Cruela Deville with the 100 cats and her 40 yr old virginity.

But...


Ms. allergic to everything.
Ms. sick every other day with every single disease known to man (she really does get sick at least once a week with bronchitis, or some respiratory disease) but she is very nice!!

I want that Processing "Give A D***"

sarahmaryfearnley

Mrs. always talks to me when they're on the pot... ew! Just talk when we're out of the bathroom

Seriously! During hand washing is fine also.

SueGremlin

This whole thread has me laughing like an idiot.

MB_Positif

The coworker that is not really listening to you. They are just waiting for you to take a breath or pause, so they can interject their story.

Crap, I am this person...I can't help it my stories are just way more interesting than the nerds I work with. Sorry. That said, I am gonna go with Mr. or Mrs. I have to scrape every bit of yogurt out of this container or I will die

sarahmaryfearnley

Ms. Talks none stop all day long and will not shut up about her cat, garden, flowers, parents, boyfriend, grocery list, and the fact that she has to get up a 4:30am to get to work with traffic. I do not care and I want to work. And move closer or get a new job!

One time I even faked having to go to the bathroom. She was waiting at my office door when I got back!

thegymbunny

mr or mrs burns microwave popcorn and smells up whole office

not as bad as fish, but not pleasant

annaasun

Mr or Mrs. Permiscuous.

sassylilmama

reading this thread makes me SO happy to be a stay at home mom. I would kill some of the people yall have to deal with.

thegymbunny

reading this thread makes me SO happy to be a stay at home mom. I would kill some of the people yall have to deal with.

I just started working about 6 months ago after staying with kids for years.

It's a bit jarring at times.


I LOVE my job. But 75% of my coworkers I can do without.

missdaisy79

Heck, I think I work with all of these people!

Mr Smokes Pot On His Cigarette Break is a new favourite of mine. Dude, I used to be a student, I know what that stuff smells like!

katkins3

Mr. you deserve a hug for a job well done...NO I deserve a bonus and hazard pay for your hugs. (He's already been sued for harassment once, but doesn't get that the ladies don't want his freakin' hugs.)

LorinaLynn

Mr. or Mrs. Nepotism -- related to the boss so they can do no wrong. :grumble:

Suziq2you

Ms. I took 2 days off because I was "detoxing from diet dr pepper"
Ms. I'm gaining weight but I'm gonna tell you how you are losing yours the wrong way.

Drunkadelic

Mr. or Mrs. I have to scrape every bit of yogurt out of this container or I will die

That's me.... lol

gritgirl

Got one happening right now.

Ms. The office walls are really thin, but I'm going to do all my meetings as conference calls on the speaker phone and talk really, really loud

I so would love to go over there and tell her to shut the f up. Does it all the time. Arrrgh.

thegymbunny

mr or mrs text talk in business emails

boomboom011

ms i have emotional outbursts and start crying hysterically so that other co-workers run over to see if you are ok just to have you say over and over "i cant take it anymore" well honey please go find another job cause you look so dumb. Be a grown up and stop acting like a 12 year old.

cloudj9

Ms. im a miserable ***** with problems and im gonna take it out on everybody except for the boss cause i dont want to get fired.

sarahmaryfearnley

Heck, I think I work with all of these people!

Mr Smokes Pot On His Cigarette Break is a new favourite of mine. Dude, I used to be a student, I know what that stuff smells like!

This one is soooooo funny to me! I used to be a Research Scientist at a University with many grad/undergrad student workers coming and going. Some of them, geez, seriously? Your going to show up late, in MY lab and think your going to run your samples high as a freaking kite?

KayakAngel

Ms. "Must Listen to Heavy Metal Music At One Notch Too Loud". Oh, wait. That's me. Shut up.

tam120

Mr wears a cat piss soaked shirt, thinks no one will notice

I think I just threw up a little! :sick:

NiciS72

Mr. or Ms. put the mostly empty coffeepot back without brewing a new pot or turning off the burner.

This one really frosts my cake. Especially when it's only 8 a.m.!

susanloveszumba

Mrs I am very itchy in my pubic hair region and scratch and DIG at it constantly! She is our boss, a doctor, and she will walk in the exam room, scratch herself very obviously, introduce herself to a new client and reach out to shake their hand. I am going to have to say something to her one day...probably have to be on my last day....ask her if she has crabs or a yeast infection...lol!

Sarahburnsy

You have got to be kiding me susanloveszumba!? Wow you guys are cracking me up! Thanks! Love it!